
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 6 to 7. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Chosen by Odin himself, the Hafgufa Hunter emerged from the ranks of Viking warriors after surviving an encounter with the massive Hafgufa sea-creature. Through this trial, they gained the ability to sense the presence of great sea monsters and earned their place among Odin's elite monster hunters.
Possesses supernatural awareness of large sea creatures' presence, able to track them across vast distances. Their eyes glow with an ethereal blue light when massive creatures are near, and they can breathe underwater for extended periods. Their presence causes unease in sea creatures, making them ideal for hunting marine monsters.
Serves as an elite scout and hunter for Odin's Chosen, specializing in tracking and engaging massive sea creatures. Their expertise is crucial in the ongoing quest to locate and combat the Kraken.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 6 to 7. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 4 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
The Hafgufa Hunter stirred in its runic slumber, sensing a worthy vessel. It scanned the mortal realm, locking onto Will Sinclair (PDGA #133053), a man whose rating of 860 screamed "I can throw plastic circles at metal baskets with moderate success." As the tag descended, a single tentacle emerged to hand it over, whispering, "Don't screw this up, land-dweller." But can Will handle the crushing weight of being the first to bear this glorified mood ring? Only time will tell.
Yo, check it. Hafgufa Hunter just spawned like a Viking Pikachu, blessed by Odin's holy Pokéballs. This tag's got mad sea monster radar, straight outta Norse Mythology for Dummies. Breathing underwater? More like inhaling absurdity. All hail the creature-whisperer of the high seas! But real talk, who comes up with this stuff? #OnlyInDiscGolf