
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic thunder crack Oh look, Kenneth Oetker just weathered Tempest Tee week like a soggy haggis left outside - and somehow kept his Cryptid - CS2 Mist Warden tag! sigh Yes folks, in this penultimate eldritch nightmare, Kenneth played like a man who made a deal with the loch itself (-4.2 vs personal average? That's "found Excalibur in his disc retriever" good).
The Mist Warden tag, allegedly "manipulating Highland mists," clearly just manipulated everyone else into playing worse. 4th wall break I'm contractually obligated to say this tag "tests worthiness" but let's be real - it's just plastic that got adopted by Scotland's tourism board.
whispering Callback to last week's disaster: turns out "guiding worthy seekers" means Kenneth remembered how to putt before the cosmic horror finale. Will he survive Nessie's Nemesis week? chugs whisky Ugh...stay tuned for our inevitable cancellation.