
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, the Mist Warden - because apparently a loch needs its own personal fog machine? Born from an ancient pact (classic), this entity is like Loch Ness's own personal bouncer, deciding who gets past the velvet rope of mist. With powers straight out of X-Men, it's the superhero no one asked for. But hey, every legendary body of water needs a pretentious guardian, right? 🙄💨