
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a cosmic alignment of fate and questionable life choices, Stephen Dunton (PDGA #267706, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch") stumbled upon Shadow Warden while searching for his lost disc in a cursed thicket. Legend says the tag chose him after he accidentally hit a tree so hard it summoned a cryptid support group. But can this "chosen one" handle the pressure of being Shadow Warden's first victimβer, bearer? Or will he just yeet responsibly into obscurity?