
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Another week, another cryptid family reunion. Kevin Koga channeled both the Aswang Harbinger's blood magic and the Himalayan Howler's icy resolve, somehow convincing the Shadow Warden that throwing plastic at metal chains is totally normal cryptid behavior. A personal best -2 at Creekside had me thinking "maybe this makes sense," but then +4 at The Fort reminded me that, no, I'm still trapped in increasingly bizarre tag lore. Like, who's writing this stuff? At this point, we're one tag away from needing family therapy for the whole cryptid clan. Will next week's performance finally explain why these tags keep breeding like supernatural rabbits? 🤔