Mark Gordon: #28 Omegabeam Ouranosaurus

Mark Gordon

Mark Gordon

PDGA Rating 859
Division MA3
Events Played 7
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Nova Brigade Emblem
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 864 rating
#28 Omegabeam Ouranosaurus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Omegabeam Ouranosaurus

#28

Origin Story

Originally developed by Nova Brigade engineers seeking to create a training partner for rookie space cowboys, the Omegabeam Ouranosaurus was equipped with precision-targeted energy projection systems that could safely guide disc trajectories during practice sessions. The dinosaur's natural intelligence and gentle disposition made it perfect for working with newcomers, while its powerful augmentations allowed it to challenge even veteran riders.

Properties

The Omegabeam system consists of a network of crystalline energy projectors integrated along the dinosaur's neural crest and back sail, capable of generating controlled beams of non-lethal energy. These beams can be used to illuminate optimal disc flight paths, create temporary energy barriers for training exercises, or generate holographic course markers. The system includes advanced targeting computers that help riders visualize and perfect their throwing techniques.

Role

Serves as both a training assistant and tournament referee within the Nova Brigade, using its Omegabeam system to help rookie space cowboys master disc golf techniques while ensuring fair play during official matches. The dinosaur's presence often brings a sense of order and nobility to even the most heated competitions.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nova Brigade
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Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

88

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Mark Gordon
Mark Gordon
Week 5 Score: 74 Place: 2
19 days ago
Origin Story