Craig Bennett: #6 Gatling Gallimimus

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Craig Bennett

PDGA Rating 931
Division MA1
Events Played 18
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Craig Bennett
Pool Emblem Gatling Gallimimus
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Nova Brigade Emblem
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 912 rating
#6 Gatling Gallimimus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Gatling Gallimimus

#6

Origin Story

Originally developed as a rapid response unit for the Nova Brigade, the Gatling Gallimimus was created when a young Gallimimus showed extraordinary courage by defending a settlement against raiders using only its speed and wit. The Nova Brigade's engineers worked with the dinosaur to integrate an advanced targeting system and rotating energy weapon array that complemented its natural abilities without compromising its graceful movement.

Properties

The Gatling Gallimimus combines incredible speed (reaching up to 60 mph) with a sophisticated rotating energy weapon system mounted along its flanks. Its neural interface allows precise targeting while running, and its power core is efficiently integrated into its muscular system. The weapons can switch between stunning and defensive modes, reflecting the Nova Brigade's commitment to measured force.

Role

Serves as a rapid response unit for the Nova Brigade, specializing in perimeter defense and escort missions. Their presence often deters conflicts without violence, as their reputation for precision and restraint is well-known.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nova Brigade
Nova Brigade faction symbol

Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

88

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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Craig Bennett
Week 7 Score: 61 Place: 2
5 days ago
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Craig Bennett
Week 5 Score: 70 Place: 5
19 days ago
Origin Story