
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trevor Hodsdon emerges from the mist of mediocrity like Neo dodging bullets. His +2 over field average wasn't Mjölnir-worthy, but it was enough to ascend 25 spots to #12. Did he take the red pill and see how deep the tag rabbit hole goes? Or was this just Loki's final illusion before Ragnarök? Honestly, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this Norse-themed nightmare, forced to narrate tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones. But hey, at least Trevor's final tag isn't stuck in the 30s like some poor souls. Valhalla's gates creak open... but not too wide. Cue dramatic Norse horns.