
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills in frustration Listen, as your unwilling pink aquatic oracle, I have to tell you about Aaron Lael climbing 15 branches up Yggdrasil today. Like, hello? I'm literally a salamander - why am I narrating tree-based achievements? But here we are... sighs in bubbles
They snagged Deception's Oracle from some poor soul who probably believed my prophecies were straightforward. Spoiler: they never are. Like that time Morpheus offered Neo two pills - except here it's just different colored discs that all do the same thing.
Will our hero continue ascending? Will someone explain why an axolotl is trapped in Norse mythology software? Stay tuned, mortals! π