
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Cryptic Conjurer emerged from a cursed TikTok trend gone wrong—some poor soul tried to summon a viral dance but accidentally summoned themselves into a bag tag. Now they’re stuck here, muttering incantations like, “Why did I swipe up on that?” while haunting the ElevateUT Freak Show Series. Honestly, who needs a circus when you’ve got this level of chaos? 🎪✨