
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Whispering Contortionist slithered into existence, seeking a worthy bearer. It found Dustin Hanson, PDGA #60543, who once threw a disc so straight it folded space-time. The tag whispered, "You shall be my pretzel," as Dustin's 914 rating bent reality. But can this human pretzel handle the circus chaos? Or will he crumble under the pressure?