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ElevateUT Freak Show Series

Jan 25 - Mar 01, 2025
#2 Gleaming Aerialist
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

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Origin Story

The Gleaming Aerialist was once a street performer who caught the eye of Madame Lumina during one of her talent hunts. Known for their ability to catch the sunlight just right, making their silks and body shimmer mid-air, they were quickly recruited into The Glittering Grandstand. Their performances are said to be so breathtaking that they leave trails of light in the air, a phenomenon that has baffled scientists and enchanted audiences alike.

Properties

The Gleaming Aerialist possesses an almost supernatural ability to reflect and refract light, making their performances a visual spectacle. Their body seems to glow under the big top lights, and their silks are woven with threads that catch and scatter light in dazzling patterns. This unique attribute not only enhances their performances but also serves as a symbol of the circus's grandeur and magic.

Role

The Gleaming Aerialist is a star performer in The Glittering Grandstand, responsible for some of the most visually stunning acts in the circus. Their role is to captivate the audience with their radiant presence and gravity-defying stunts, ensuring that every show is a memorable experience.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Freak Show Series
Pool The Glittering Grandstand

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Origin Story