
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of circus peanuts and glitter, the Luminous Contortionist emerged, bending reality like a Kardashian bends the truth. Born from a freak lightning strike during a trapeze act gone wrong, this tag now glows faintly, as if to say, "Iām too fabulous for this mortal coil." Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?