
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a puff of glitter and confusion, the Shadowy Illusionist emerged from its top hat, scanning the crowd for a worthy bearer. It spotted Scott Belchak, PDGA #72179, who once convinced a tree to spit out his disc. The tag whispered, "You’ve got the magic touch... or at least a decent forehand." But can Scott handle the pressure of being the first to wield this smoky sorcery? Or will he just vanish under the weight of expectations? 🎩✨