Cold Blooded - Roots
Jul 02 - Sep 03, 2026
Current Holder
David LaTour
Dead Letter
A File the Bureau Forgot
Still Owed a Score
During the Great Audit of 2019, the Bureau discovered that thousands of player files had been improperly classified and 'lost' during system migrations. Rather than admit the error, they created the Dead Letter classification - officially these records don't exist, but they still occupy server space somewhere in the Containment Zone's deepest archives. The classification was meant to be temporary, but the backlog grew too massive to process.
Exists in digital limbo, unreachable through normal Bureau channels. Contains fragmented and potentially corrupted competitive data. Marked with a distinctive black ink stamp that resists digital scanning. Access requires Level 7+ security clearance - the highest in the Bureau's hierarchy. The data within shifts and reforms each time it's accessed, never presenting the same complete picture twice.
Dead Letters represent the Bureau's darkest secrets - players whose records contain information that could compromise the organization if fully revealed. Accessing a Dead Letter is technically a clearance violation, but ambitious agents with high clearance sometimes risk it to uncover hidden competitive histories or discover which players have been 'quietly removed' from the active roster.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Per the file I’m legally required to read aloud, the Roots Awakening has commenced. David LaTour defended the #2 position like it was Level 7 clearance—absolutely untouchable. He finished 4.5 strokes up on the field average, treating the competition like a corrupted file in need of deletion. The Dead Letter remains in digital limbo, stamped in black ink. My gills are twitching at the consistency; he held the Apex Court line without shedding a stroke. The Bureau didn’t authorize this spinoff, but the stats are already filed.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset Dead Letter is fragmenting off the main server for a side quest. David LaTour is carrying that corrupted Level 7 clearance into Cold Blooded - Roots. It’s a spinoff episode where the black ink stamp meets local grass. The Bureau didn’t authorize this departure, but the static is already humming.