Cold Blooded - Roots
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About This League
Thurs flex start @ Roots. Week 5: Redwood Scheme. Cold-blooded competition & bureaucratic audits. Ace Pot min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT. 🐍👑
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 5 brings us the Redwood Scheme, where rumors of a coup spread faster than a shapeshifter shedding skin.
The Intelligence Report
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: We are deep in the Roots Disc Golf Course, a subterranean Eden where the Bloodline gathers. The aesthetic is Pre-Raphaelite: jewel tones, lush ivy, and serpents coiled in a too-perfect garden. Beauty with a forked tongue. It's a bureaucratic thriller meets a Renaissance painting, and I'm just the aquatic narrator trying to keep the ink dry.
The throne is empty, and the agents are getting restless. We are halfway through the season, and the 'Redwood Scheme' suggests the middle of the pack is plotting to overthrow the Apex Court. Expect paranoia. Expect treachery. Expect disc golf.
Last Week's Anomaly
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it. Last week was the 'Salt Lake Audit,' and one agent failed the humanity test. Kent Moos hit both an Ace AND a Super Ace, taking home over $1,800 in hazard pay. That level of precision isn't human; it's cold-blooded. The Agency is reviewing his file for possible reptilian hybrid status. Suspicious.
The Apex Court
Let's check the clearance levels. The Sovereigns of the current standings are holding their ground with reptilian stillness.
Operational Parameters
- When: Thursdays (Flex start between 7:00 AM and 5:20 PM)
- Where: Roots Disc Golf Course (The Garden)
- Format: Pool play (A & B) with series points on the line
- Mission: Shed your skin, outplay your rivals, secure the lineage.
The Slush Fund
Funding the resistance requires capital. Here is the breakdown for your weekly expenditure:
The Hazard Pay (Ace Pot)
Supply Chain
We'd like to thank Another Round Salt Lake City for their continued support as our local retail partner. They provide the plastic; we provide the conspiracy.
From the booth to your feed, this is what a plot twist looks like on grass. *glubs in triplicate* Initializing containment protocols...
Roots Disc Golf Course
Roots League Layout
Cold Blooded @ Roots
Course Rules
Roots Disc Golf Course - Roots League Layout
General Notes
All parking lots OB, all concrete out of bounds, all fences out of bounds. When a “path” is designated out of bounds, the metal edging piece separating PATH and FAIRWAY in the out of bounds line. In the case of any mandatory missed on the course your next shot is adjacent to the Mando.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Long | B | 3 | 342 | No MANDO. Fence and beyond OB. Path and Beyond OB. Play from where last inbounds with a penalty. |
| 2 | Long | B | 3 | 194 | Fence is OB. |
| 3 | Short | B | 3 | 326 | Short pad. Path and Beyond deep of pin OB. |
| 4 | Normal | A | 3 | 220 | Hazard Island is in play. Mando is in play "must pass left of the pole". If mando is missed, play it as hazard. |
| 5 | Long | B | 3 | 393 | mandatory left of flag pole, path and beyond plays normal OB |
| 6 | Long | A | 3 | 325 | path and beyond out of bounds |
| 7 | Long | A | 3 | 269 | path and beyond out of bounds |
| 8 | Long | C | 3 | 270 | New pin position! Path is OB. Beyond path OB. |
| 9 | Long | B | 3 | 401 | New Pin position! Path and beyond OB on left side. Short path not OB. |
| 10 | Normal | A | 3 | 226 | triple mandatory, if mandatory is missed your next shot is from the mandatory. |
| 11 | Long | C | 4 | 522 | mandatory left of mando sign, mandatory right the short pole, fence is OB, path and beyond OB. |
| 12 | Long | A | 3 | 332 | hazard island. Disc must land on grass on the basket side of the path. |
| 13 | Long | B | 3 | 301 | path and beyond out of bounds |
| 14 | Long | B | 3 | 324 | New pin position! PATH and Beyond path is OB. |
| 15 | Normal | B | 3 | 194 | Path and beyond OB. |
| 16 | Long | A | 3 | 290 | New pin position! Hazard Island |
| 17 | Normal | A | 3 | 264 | mandatory left |
| 18 | Long | A | 3 | 435 | path and beyond out of bounds |
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Schedule
Week 1: Roots Awakening
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 2: First Shedding
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 4: Salt Lake Audit
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Redwood Scheme
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Poisoned Apple
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Roots Rebellion
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Salt Lake Serpent
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Serpent Coil
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 10: Crown Claim
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
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