Week 4 · Cold Blooded - Roots
View ResultsThu, Jul 23 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Flippy says
Week 10 Finale: Crown Claim at Roots. Thursday flex start 7am-5:20pm. The Sovereign is crowned. Shed your skin. 🐍👑
Week 4 · Salt Lake Audit
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. The file on Week 10 is marked 'Crown Claim,' which means we're finally determining which of you cold-blooded agents gets to sit on the subterranean throne.
The season concludes at Roots Disc Golf Course. This is the final episode of our bureaucratic thriller. The flex start window is 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM. Show up, throw plastic, and try not to reveal your true nature to the public. The course is flat, the trees are watching, and the Jordan River is ready to swallow your discs.
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... COLD BLOODED is the conspiracy that they walk among us: reptilian shapeshifters in seats of power, hidden beneath human skin, dwelling below. Roots means underground, the subterranean lineage. Render as Pre-Raphaelite: jewel-toned medieval romance, lush detail, serpents coiled in a too-perfect Eden, beauty with a forked tongue.
Imagery includes serpent eyes, scaled skin under a collar, an Eden garden, crowns, an underground throne, ivy and apples. Vocabulary: cold-blooded, the bloodline, they walk among us, shed your skin, the ones below. Tone: silky and insinuating; I am contractually obligated to imply the league leader might not be entirely human.
The final ascensions are being recorded. In RPA, Chris Fox holds the top clearance with 397 points. RAE sees Christian Phelps leading the charge at 407. RAF is currently commanded by William Fetzer (149 points). RAD's Taylor Thilo (329 points) is shedding skin faster than the competition. RAG's Ken Driscoll (42 points) and RAH's Tyler Romney (49 points) are securing their respective corners of the bunker. If you want to overthrow them, you better have your audit forms ready.
This league is operated by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. Thanks to our local retail partner, Another Round Salt Lake City, for keeping the shelves stocked with high-grade plastic equipment.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The files are closed. Good luck with the throne.
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Cold Blooded - Roots
