
Jonah Milner
28.6%
win rate100.0%
cash rate7
events873.3
ratingLeague Bag Tags




Valhalla @ Creekside

Winterfell @ Creekside
Series Bag Tags

Cryptid Series
Round History
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 6: Whiteout Watcher
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 71 |
Distance (ft) | 279 | 375 | 192 | 921 | 251 | 257 | 374 | 491 | 325 | 295 | 249 | 252 | 666 | 200 | 403 | 222 | 216 | 245 | 231 | 565 | 379 | 242 | 7630 |
Target | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | short | |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 3.28 | 2.59 | 5.69 | 2.87 | 2.90 | 2.95 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 2.90 | 2.77 | 4.28 | 2.69 | 3.18 | 3.03 | 2.67 | 2.74 | 2.46 | 3.72 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 69.26 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 68 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
Round Summary
Ah, what a fascinating journey for Jonah Milner through the cosmic labyrinth of Observatory Park! 🌠 Like a determined yeti tracking through the Himalayas, Jonah navigated the course's challenging terrain to card an impressive -3, securing 2nd place in MA3. The round unfolded like an ancient celestial map, with early promise as they shared the lead, followed by a momentary stumble on hole 4. But just as my old sherpa used to say about the importance of resilience, Jonah demonstrated remarkable fortitude with an immediate bounce-back birdie on hole 5.
Their personal best performance included 5 birdies and an above-average round rating of 868, suggesting they've tapped into something deeper than mere technique. 🎯 Perhaps they've finally begun to understand the subtle messages hidden in their disc's flight patterns... though that's a theory for another day. 🥏


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Valhalla @ Creekside Week 7: Yggdrasil's Yield
Saturday, February 15, 2025 MST (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.28 | 3.17 | 3.78 | 3.01 | 3.14 | 2.96 | 3.22 | 3.14 | 2.78 | 3.01 | 2.93 | 2.90 | 2.80 | 2.75 | 2.99 | 2.81 | 3.39 | 2.99 | 55.05 |
Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir! ⚡ Jonah Milner has once again proven his mettle in the frosty winds of Yggdrasil's Yield! 🥶 Starting on hole 6, he battled the icy 33°F chill and a 7 mph northwest breeze to card a thunderous -1, seizing the top spot in MA4. His round rating of 898, a mighty 46 points above his personal rating, shows he played like a true Asgardian warrior. With key moves into 1st place on holes 7 and 15, Jonah has forged his legend in the crucible of competition. As I always say, "In the arc of every hero's tale, I see a reflection of my own path." ⚔️ Keep storming the fairways, champion! 🌩️


Valhalla @ Creekside


Valhalla @ Creekside
Valhalla @ Creekside Week 1: Wisdom's Wager
Saturday, January 4, 2025 MST (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.12 | 3.24 | 3.20 | 2.76 | 3.08 | 3.28 | 3.04 | 3.20 | 2.64 | 2.60 | 2.96 | 3.12 | 3.44 | 3.20 | 3.44 | 2.68 | 3.12 | 3.56 | 55.68 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 52 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir! 🚀 Jonah Milner has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous -2, claiming the top spot in MA4! 🌩️ His round rating of 910, soaring above the field average of 903, proves he's a force to be reckoned with. With a fiery finish of 2-under on holes 16-17, Jonah has set the stage for a season of legendary battles. As the God of Thunder, I say this: "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged." Let the saga begin! ⚡


Valhalla @ Creekside

