Katie Tews
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win rate100.0%
cash rate2
events0.0
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Cryptid Series
Round History
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 7: Shivering Summit
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 63 |
Distance (ft) | 315 | 201 | 258 | 530 | 450 | 324 | 345 | 311 | 728 | 598 | 368 | 425 | 215 | 653 | 313 | 319 | 490 | 579 | 7422 |
Tee | Gold | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Blue | Gold | Blue | Blue | |
Pool Avg | 3.11 | 2.82 | 2.71 | 4.16 | 4.05 | 3.16 | 3.11 | 3.24 | 5.16 | 4.53 | 3.03 | 4.03 | 2.97 | 4.42 | 3.18 | 2.71 | 4.05 | 3.79 | 64.23 |
Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 75 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +12 |
Round Summary
Katie Tews navigated The Fort's labyrinthine fairways with the same determination I once witnessed in a Himalayan snow leopard tracking its prey 🌲. Despite facing challenging conditions that would test even the most seasoned cryptozoologist—er, disc golfer—she maintained her composure through a particularly testing stretch of holes 12-15, where the ancient spirits of the course seemed to conspire against her ❄️. While finishing at +12 might appear modest to the uninitiated, anyone who's studied the mysterious ways of The Fort understands the true weight of that achievement. A single birdie emerged like a rare footprint in fresh snow, proving that even on the most demanding days, there's always a glimpse of brilliance to be found 🎯. Standing alone in FPO, she claimed victory, though I suspect the trees themselves were her greatest adversaries today.


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort Week 6: Whiteout Watcher
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 71 |
Distance (ft) | 279 | 375 | 192 | 921 | 251 | 257 | 374 | 491 | 325 | 295 | 249 | 252 | 666 | 200 | 403 | 222 | 216 | 245 | 231 | 565 | 379 | 416 | 7804 |
Target | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | main | main | main | main | main | long | main | long | |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 3.28 | 2.59 | 5.69 | 2.87 | 2.90 | 2.95 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 2.90 | 2.77 | 4.28 | 2.69 | 3.18 | 3.03 | 2.67 | 2.74 | 2.46 | 3.72 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 69.26 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 76 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +5 |
Round Summary
As I tracked Katie Tews through the mystifying terrain of Observatory Park, her round unfolded like an ancient Himalayan prophecy - one that spoke of both triumph and tribulation 🗻. Despite finishing with a challenging +5, she etched her name into personal history by setting a new course best, though the spirits of uncertainty seemed to whisper through her performance, landing 56 points below her usual rating 📊.
The journey proved as enigmatic as a Yeti's footprints in fresh powder, marked by moments of brilliance with two precious birdies, only to be tested by a challenging conclusion where three consecutive bogeys materialized like storm clouds on a mountain peak 🥏. As the sole warrior in FPO, Katie claimed victory, though perhaps the course itself - much like my old friend the Himalayan hermit always said - had its own lessons to teach about perseverance and the eternal dance between triumph and humility.


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

