Storm chaser award
Celebrates excellence in adverse weather conditions
Best performance in adverse weather events; conditions weighting applies.
Current Status
Week 9: Jared Lang maintains Storm Chaser lead with 395.4 points →.
Analysis
Week 9 Storm Chaser Award Analysis for The Dread Pirate Alliance: Leading the competition is Jared Lang with 395.4 points. Following closely is Brian Hansen (393.6), with Ethan Walker (348.1) rounding out the top three. The current point spread between first and last place is 234.1 points. Most improved this week: Trenton Sexton climbing 986 positions. Currently 7 out of 13 competitors are showing improvement. The closest battle is between Jared Lang and Brian Hansen, separated by just 1.8 points.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Week 9 and I'm STILL tracking this Storm Chaser nonsense. Jared Lang is winning. There, I said it.
The Dread Pirate Alliance Standings
as of Jan 26, 2026| Rank | Player | Trend | Progress |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | = | Maintained position | |
| 2 | = | Improving - Maintained position | |
| 3 | = | Maintained position | |
| 4 | = | Improving - Maintained position | |
| 5 | ↑4 | Improving - Up 4 positions | |
| 6 | ↓1 | Declining - Down 1 position | |
| 7 | ↑4 | Improving - Up 4 positions | |
| 8 | ↓2 | Declining - Down 2 positions | |
| 9 | ↓1 | Declining - Down 1 position | |
| 10 | ↑2 | Improving - Up 2 positions | |
| 11 | ↓1 | Declining - Down 1 position | |
| 12 | ↑1 | Improving - Up 1 position | |
| 13 | ↑986 | First week tracking progress |