Your Adventure Begins in Vampire Beach @ Roots

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Fridays at Roots starting Sept 26! Daywalker vampires have claimed this riverside "beach" as their hunting ground. Flex start 7am-6:20pm, handicaps level the field. All skill levels welcome! 🧛♀️🏖️
Welcome to the season trailer of Vampire Beach @ Roots, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Dawn Discovery

Blood & Baskets: Daylight's End
In a world where vampires feared the sun... evolution had other plans.
At Roots Disc Golf Course, an ancient evil has adapted. Three aristocratic vampire houses now hunt in broad daylight, their centuries of UV exposure creating the impossible—daywalkers who thrive where they should burn.
The Jordan River holds secrets older than memory. Its tree-lined shores have become a hunting ground where Victorian predators stalk between shadows, turning paradise into a blood-soaked battlefield.
When the first player vanishes at hole seven's tunnel, the league discovers a terrifying truth: the groundskeeper has been cultivating these shade patterns for decades, preparing a feast.
Now, as an eclipse approaches, players face an impossible choice. Resist and risk extinction. Transform and gain supernatural accuracy. Or forge an alliance that could save—or doom—them all.
Three vampire houses. Twenty horror legends. One final tournament before eternal night falls.
This season, every putt could be your last. Every shadow hides aristocratic fangs. And the river... the river chooses who survives.
Choose your form. Choose your fate.
The Daylight Vampires have arrived.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts reading glasses and sighs heavily* So here I am, your reluctantly undead narrator, forced to chronicle how ElevateUT Disc Golf has decided to "elevate" the sport by adding literal bloodsuckers to their mission statement. Their 501(c)(3) non-profit status apparently covers supernatural tourism now. Who knew?
Fridays starting September 26, 2025
Flex start times: 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM
Finally, vampires who've evolved past the whole "I must retreat before dawn" nonsense. These daywalkers have adapted to choose your own card scheduling like proper millennials. Revolutionary stuff, really.
Welcome to "Vampire Beach" - which is actually just Roots Disc Golf Course along the Jordan River, but don't let geography ruin a perfectly good theme. These aristocratic bloodsuckers have claimed the tree-lined shores as their daylight hunting ground, because apparently regular vampires were too mainstream.
The course features "lush grass fairways lined with mature trees" - perfect for creating those dramatic shadow patterns that make for Instagram-worthy vampire photoshoots. The river provides both scenic beauty and convenient disc disposal for when your round goes sideways.
Here's the beautiful irony - even with centuries of supernatural powers, these vampires still need handicaps to keep things fair. It's like Mario Kart's Blue Shell but for disc golf: doesn't matter if you can see in the dark and have superhuman reflexes, that tree kick on hole 9 will humble you just like everyone else.
All skill levels welcome! From FPO pros to recreational players, the handicap system ensures everyone has a shot at prizes. Because nothing says "competitive integrity" like making sure Count Dracula can't coast on his immortal advantages.
- Weekly Buy-in: $5.00
- Optional Prize Money: $5.00
- Ace Pot: $5.00
- Super Ace: $2.00
Even immortal beings need that sweet validation of plastic trophies and cash prizes, apparently.
Every single Friday at Roots Disc Golf Course for 10 weeks straight. Same course, same vampire aristocrats, same river waiting to claim your favorite disc. It's like Groundhog Day but with more fangs and fewer Bill Murray one-liners.
Current Episode: Week 1 - "Dawn Discovery" where we pretend to be shocked that vampires can function in daylight. Spoiler alert: evolution is wild, folks.
Default Pool includes all divisions:
MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA2, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4, RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE, RAF, RAG
These vampire houses don't discriminate - whether you're a touring pro or weekend warrior, everyone's blood tastes the same. How egalitarian of them.
So there you have it - ElevateUT Disc Golf has successfully elevated us into B-movie territory where daywalking vampires run beach resorts at riverside parks. My existence has become a beautiful contradiction, much like this entire premise.
