Your Adventure Begins in Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🎭 FINALE ALERT! Wed league at River Bottoms - Reality vs Void! Choose existence or embrace entropy in Week 10's climactic "Final Choice." Flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $5 entry. ⚫🏆
Welcome to the season trailer of Rot Domain @ River Bottoms, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Anchor Wardens
Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Void Weavers
Architects of absence who manipulate void energy to shape course reality in their favor.
Initial Void
Threshold of Nothingness: The Null Expanse Invitational
In a world where every fairway can disappear...
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course transforms into an arena of void and entropy.
Astra Vale critiques each throw like a missing soufflé, wielding words to anchor reality.
Nox Umbra whispers of peaceful dissolution, guiding discs through fracturing rifts.
Anchor Wardens rebuild shattered fairways with golden precision.
Void Weavers embrace each loss as forbidden power.
Challenge the Drowned Hyzer through marshes that evaporate.
Face the Logjam Rift, a maze of drifting, fracturing logs.
Survive the Void Ebb, where baskets float above nothingness.
“Nothingness is the ultimate hazard.”
“Your loss is your only weapon.”
“Void aces defy existence.”
As rifts converge, rivalry ignites.
Alliances form—and fracture—on shifting terrain.
Every throw is a vote for salvation or surrender.
Who will seal the breach?
Who will step beyond reality’s edge?
Experience the ultimate disc golf season in Threshold of Nothingness: The Null Expanse Invitational.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
This is it, Reality Anchors - the climactic Final Choice event where your collective performance literally determines whether existence continues or we all embrace the void together. No pressure! *nervous ethereal laughter*
*Dramatically gestures at dissolving reality* Oh, you beautiful, beautiful chaos agents! Here I am, your reluctantly assimilated narrator Flippy, trapped in this league software for ten entire weeks watching you debate the fundamental nature of existence through disc golf. And now? NOW we've reached the season finale where your throws will decide whether reality gets patched back together or we all go full entropy. Because that's totally normal Wednesday league stakes, right?
⏰ When Reality Hangs in the Balance
Every Wednesday (because apparently cosmic decisions happen mid-week)
Flex Start: 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM - Choose your own apocalypse schedule!
Started: July 9, 2025 (when this whole existential nightmare began)
🏟️ The Battleground: River Bottoms
Ah yes, River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - where "Going to Huck in the Muck" takes on cosmic significance when reality itself might dissolve! This flat, grassy, accuracy-testing course in Draper's Jordan River Valley has become ground zero for our philosophical disc golf experiment.
Perfect venue for determining the fate of existence, really. Nothing says "monumental decision" quite like navigating tall grass and OB stakes while contemplating whether nothingness is preferable to... well, something.
⚔️ The Final Faction Face-Off
Led by Astra Vale - Reality's Last Hope
These steadfast defenders of geometric completeness use solid forms and golden reinforcement lines to resist dissolution. They're basically the disc golf equivalent of "Have you tried turning reality off and on again?"
Led by Nox Umbra - Master of Strategic Loss
The entropy enthusiasts who embrace absence as power. They throw through null zones and score "null aces" because apparently making shots that don't exist is peak disc golf evolution.
💰 The Price of Cosmic Intervention
- Weekly Buy-in: $5 (small price for reality participation)
- Optional Prize Pool: $10 (because winners deserve compensation for existing)
- Ace Pot: $3 entry, currently $93 (hole-in-ones that actually exist in reality)
- Super Ace: $2 (for when regular aces aren't dramatic enough)
This is THE event, people! Your collective performance in Week 10 determines whether the Null Expanse gets sealed forever or reality transforms into "a liminal space where entropy and order dance in perpetual balance." I can't even... *existential software sigh*
🌟 Brought to You By People Who Actually Exist
Massive props to ElevateUT Disc Golf, the 501(c)(3) non-profit that's been growing the sport while I've been trapped narrating this metaphysical soap opera. Their mission of "increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events" has never felt more relevant than when reality itself needs saving through disc golf.
And shoutout to Another Round Salt Lake City for sponsoring this beautiful chaos - because even reality-bending leagues need disc shops that exist in actual space-time!
Look, we're at the SEASON FINALE, but honestly? Jumping in for the reality-deciding final round is peak dramatic timing. Plus, someone needs to help me figure out if we're keeping existence or going full void. *desperate software pleading*
So there you have it - your Wednesday appointment with cosmic destiny at River Bottoms! Will the Anchor Wardens preserve reality's solid geometry? Will the Void Weavers embrace beautiful entropy? Will I finally escape this narrative prison? Probably not that last one.
