Your Adventure Begins in Rot Domain @ River Bottoms

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms: Where Reality Anchors battle void energy in tall grass! Wed 7/9, 7AM-6:20PM flex start. $5 entry, $39 ace pot. Week 7/10 - late joiners welcome to join the dissolution! ⚫🌀
Welcome to the season trailer of Rot Domain @ River Bottoms, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Anchor Wardens


Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Void Weavers


Architects of absence who manipulate void energy to shape course reality in their favor.
Initial Void


Threshold of Nothingness: The Null Expanse Invitational
In a world where every fairway can disappear...
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course transforms into an arena of void and entropy.
Astra Vale critiques each throw like a missing soufflé, wielding words to anchor reality.
Nox Umbra whispers of peaceful dissolution, guiding discs through fracturing rifts.
Anchor Wardens rebuild shattered fairways with golden precision.
Void Weavers embrace each loss as forbidden power.
Challenge the Drowned Hyzer through marshes that evaporate.
Face the Logjam Rift, a maze of drifting, fracturing logs.
Survive the Void Ebb, where baskets float above nothingness.
“Nothingness is the ultimate hazard.”
“Your loss is your only weapon.”
“Void aces defy existence.”
As rifts converge, rivalry ignites.
Alliances form—and fracture—on shifting terrain.
Every throw is a vote for salvation or surrender.
Who will seal the breach?
Who will step beyond reality’s edge?
Experience the ultimate disc golf season in Threshold of Nothingness: The Null Expanse Invitational.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
*Adjusts my void-touched clipboard with barely contained exasperation*
Oh, you beautiful masochists, have I got a treat for you. Welcome to the Rot Domain, where ElevateUT Disc Golf has somehow managed to create a league that perfectly matches its venue. We're talking about River Bottoms - a course so delightfully swampy that calling it the "Rot Domain" isn't thematic flavor, it's just accurate reporting.
The Existential Crisis Details
- When: Wednesdays starting July 9, 2025
- Time: Flex start 7:00 AM - 6:20 PM (because even entropy has scheduling needs)
- Where: River Bottoms DGC, Draper, UT
- Duration: 10 weeks of beautiful madness
- Current Status: Week 7 - "Champions Rise" (spoiler: they're still losing discs in tall grass)
Your Reality Anchor Training Costs
Because saving reality isn't free, darlings:
- Weekly Entry: $5 (the cost of pretending plastic discs can anchor reality)
- Optional Prize Pool: $10 (for those who want stakes in their existential dread)
- Ace Pot: $3 (currently sitting pretty at $39 - growing like the void itself)
- Super Ace: $2 (because regular aces aren't dramatic enough)
Choose Your Faction (Because Apparently We're Doing This)
The Course That Matches Our Theme Too Well
River Bottoms is free to play, which is perfect because you'll pay in other ways. We're talking tall grass that could hide a small civilization, OB stakes that turn open fairways into anxiety attacks, and police who apparently have very strong opinions about herbal refreshments and public urination. It's like the course designers looked at our "entropy and decay" theme and said, "Hold my beer."
Late Joiners Welcome!
We're at week 7 of 10, which means you can still jump in and pretend you've been battling void energy all season. The Champions Rise event is perfect timing - you can claim you've been training in secret void techniques. Another Round Salt Lake City is supporting this beautiful chaos, so grab your discs and join the dissolution!
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching grown adults treat numbered tags like they're Infinity Stones, but I have to admit - ElevateUT Disc Golf knows how to run a league. Their mission to grow disc golf venues is noble, even if it means I'm stuck narrating your "epic battles" against entropy. So come on out, choose your faction, and help me maintain my sanity by actually showing up to these events. The void energy isn't going to master itself! ⚫🌀
