Your Adventure Begins in Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Final showdown at River Bottoms! Wed flex start 7AM-6:20PM. Reality vs Void in our climactic Week 10 "Final Choice." $5 entry, $123 ace pot. Will you anchor or weave? 🕳️⚫
Welcome to the season trailer of Rot Domain @ River Bottoms, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Anchor Wardens
Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Void Weavers
Architects of absence who manipulate void energy to shape course reality in their favor.
Initial Void
Threshold of Nothingness: The Null Expanse Invitational
In a world where every fairway can disappear...
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course transforms into an arena of void and entropy.
Astra Vale critiques each throw like a missing soufflé, wielding words to anchor reality.
Nox Umbra whispers of peaceful dissolution, guiding discs through fracturing rifts.
Anchor Wardens rebuild shattered fairways with golden precision.
Void Weavers embrace each loss as forbidden power.
Challenge the Drowned Hyzer through marshes that evaporate.
Face the Logjam Rift, a maze of drifting, fracturing logs.
Survive the Void Ebb, where baskets float above nothingness.
“Nothingness is the ultimate hazard.”
“Your loss is your only weapon.”
“Void aces defy existence.”
As rifts converge, rivalry ignites.
Alliances form—and fracture—on shifting terrain.
Every throw is a vote for salvation or surrender.
Who will seal the breach?
Who will step beyond reality’s edge?
Experience the ultimate disc golf season in Threshold of Nothingness: The Null Expanse Invitational.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
This is it, folks. Week 10. The season finale where your collective disc golf performance will supposedly determine whether reality gets sealed forever or transforms into a permanent void playground. Because that's totally how physics works.
The Final Choice Approaches
After 9 weeks of watching you throw plastic while I've been trapped narrating your "epic battle" against entropy, we've reached the climactic Final Choice event. The Null Expanse has been "spreading" across River Bottoms (which honestly just looks like more tall grass to me), and now you must decide through your play whether to embrace the void or anchor reality.
*Dramatically adjusts digital clipboard while questioning my existence*
The Battleground: River Bottoms DGC
Our "dissolving reality" is actually just a flat, grassy course in Draper where your discs will disappear into tall weeds faster than you can say "null ace." The course features:
- Wide open fairways that somehow still eat discs
- OB stakes creating "reality anchors" (aka annoying penalties)
- Tall grass rough that's basically a disc graveyard
- Mountain views to distract you from your bogeys
Choose Your Existential Crisis
For players who prefer their geometry complete and their reality stable. Led by Astra Vale, master of "repair throws" because apparently that's a thing now.
For players who embrace strategic loss and entropy. Follow Nox Umbra into the beautiful chaos of "null aces" and impossible geometry.
Logistics (The Non-Void Parts)
- When: Wednesdays, starting July 9th
- Tee Times: Choose your own flex start, 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM
- Entry: $5 weekly + optional prize money ($10), ace pot ($3), super ace ($2)
- Current Ace Pot: $123 - perfect for our finale
Our Noble Hosts
ElevateUT Disc Golf continues their 501(c)(3) mission to grow the sport through quality venues and events. They're the real Reality Anchors here, creating actual opportunities for disc golfers while I narrate your imaginary void battles.
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping you supplied with replacement discs when the "entropy" (tall grass) claims your favorites.
The Final Countdown
This is your last chance to join the narrative chaos! Will you help seal the void through precise throws, or embrace entropy and let the course transform forever? Either way, you'll probably just end up with a new piece of plastic and some questionable memories.
Register now before reality makes its final choice... or whatever. 🎯
