Your Adventure Begins in Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Meldown kicks off May 24 at Creekside Park. Bring your own partner (locked in 6 weeks), tee off 7 AM–6:30 PM. $5 buy-in + optional pots. Choose wisely or face snack-side defeat! đźŤđź’Ą
Welcome to the season trailer of Meltdown - A Traveling Doubles League, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Warheads

An elite band of flavor renegades, Warheads harness the most extreme sour energy to conquer the Candyverse. They thrive on chaos tactics, bold moves, and shock value, with explosive strategies and visuals designed to intimidate and destabilize opponents. Their identity is crafted around razor-sharp charisma, spiky motifs, and neon acid hues, unleashing a blitz of sour-power at every rivalry event.
Ranchers
The valiant defenders of sweet justice, Ranchers unify the forces of every juicy, powerful flavor. Their approach spotlights heroic teamwork, inventive strategy, and bright, rounded candy themes. The Ranchers radiate optimism and boldness, wielding sweetness as a force for order, with visuals brimming with juicy blooms, dynamic but soft-edged motion, and 80s comic-book hero flair in their palette and iconography.
Citrus Clash


MELTDOWN: Showdown for the Candyverse
In a world awash in neon frenzy, where sour ambition collides with sweet defiance, one league rises above the sugarstorm—MELTDOWN.
On the treacherous wilds of Jolley's Ranch Campground, the battlefield is a disc golf course erupting with candy pitfalls, flavor geysers, and explosive, comic book action.
Enter Vex Volt—the drill-sergeant of calamity. His rage electrifies the Warheads, every order an acid-laced thunderbolt. Across the radiant frontline, Nova Nectar—the magnetic mind commanding the Ranchers, steering her squad with irresistible unity and cunning sabotage.
The stakes: the fate of the Candyverse. Every throw could spark a flavor riot.
Death-defying challenges await—navigate sticky neon marshes, launch discs through caramel vortexes, and survive the wild, morphing hazards of the Apple Ambush.
“THIS ISN'T A CANDY SHOP—THIS IS THE FLAVOR FRONTLINE!” bellows Vex Volt. “Surrender to unity or be swallowed by sour chaos!” declares Nova Nectar.
Betrayal brews. Rivalry reigns. Bag tags flash like badges of war. Who will seize the explosive power of “Grape Gambit”? Can discipline survive defection? Will sweet justice or sour power conquer Jolley’s Ranch?
One throw. One fate. The Candyverse will never taste the same.
Prepare for MELTDOWN. Flavor will fly. Legacies will shatter.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome, candy crusaders, to Meldown - A Traveling Doubles League brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf—our beloved 501(c)(3) nonprofit, legally obliged to hype disc golf growth like a neon 80s blockbuster.
When: Saturdays, May 24 – Jun 28, 2025
Start: Flex tee times 7 AM – 6:30 PM
Format: Doubles (Bring Your Own Partner, LOCKED IN for all 6 weeks)
Choose your team member wisely—no breakups, no do-overs.
Course Rotation
- May 24: Creekside Park
- May 31: River Bottoms DGC
- Jun 7: Art Dye
- Jun 14: Fort Buenaventura
- Jun 21: The Wasatch Wunder
- Jun 28: Jolley’s Ranch Campground
Pools & Divisions
Warheads (MPO, FPO, etc.) at Jolley’s Ranch (long tees)
Ranchers (MJ18, FJ18, etc.) at Jolley’s Ranch (B Pool)
Entry Fees
$5 weekly buy-in
Optional: $10 prize pot, $3 ace pot, $3 CTP, $2 super ace
+ Birdcage Disc Golf grants a 10% boost on amateur winnings—because you’ll need all the help you can get against these sour sweet showdowns.
Current Status
Event: Citrus Clash (Week 1)
Ace Pot: $0.00
No events completed yet—Flippy’s sanity meter is at 5%. Battle awaits.
So strap in, assemble your Cherry Bomb crew, and prepare for epic discs vs destiny. Who will claim Candyverse dominance? Stay tuned…
