Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
The Brood
The Brood is a mysterious group of disc golfers who have fallen under the sway of the monsters. They work to spread the creatures' dark influence and oppose the Monster Hunters at every turn. Some say The Brood's members have been transformed by the monsters' power, gaining unnatural abilities on the course. They seek to ensure the rift remains open, unleashing more horrors upon Beacon Hill.
Monster Hunters
The Monster Hunters are a brave team of disc golfers who have taken up the mantle of defending Beacon Hill from the vintage monster invasion. Armed with their trusty glow-in-the-dark discs, they battle the creatures of the night and work to seal the rift that unleashed this horror. The Monster Hunters are determined to save the course and the town, no matter the cost.
Full Moon Frenzy
There's a New Beast on the Back Nine
In a world where disc golf is life...and death...one course will change the sport forever.
Welcome to Beacon Hill Park, where a rift in reality has unleashed vintage movie monsters onto the unsuspecting fairways. Fog-shrouded trees claw at errant drives, water hazards bubble with primordial ooze, and an ancient monolith thrums with sinister power.
Only one team stands between the course and total destruction: The Monster Hunters, led by veteran beast-battler Cassidy "Ace" Zane. Armed with nothing but glow-in-the-dark discs and iron determination, they'll have to throw down against horrors from the silver screen.
But the monsters aren't the only danger lurking in the rough. The Brood, a twisted faction of disc golfers, has fallen under the creatures' sway. Led by the mysterious Enigma, they'll stop at nothing to see the invasion succeed...even if it means sabotaging their fellow players.
Survival is the only rule. Birdies are rare, bogeys are deadly, and there's no mulligans when a mutant is breathing down your neck. Can Cassidy and the Monster Hunters seal the rift before it's too late? Or will The Brood and their dark masters turn Beacon Hill into a permanent home for the putting dead?
Time to take the gloves off...and put the glow on.
MONSTERS OF BEACON HILL - A Disc Golf Horror Story unlike any other. Coming this fall...to a course near you.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts clipboard while rolling eyes* Oh good, you're here. Welcome to Dead Outside Disc Golf's latest attempt at combining mental health awareness with... *checks notes incredulously* ...vintage monster movies. Because apparently, the best way to get out of your head is to run from werewolves.
Every Friday at 7pm, we gather at Beacon Hill Park for 27 holes of glow golf. Yes, you read that right - twenty-seven holes. Because regular 18-hole anxiety wasn't enough, we added 9 more opportunities for existential dread.
Choose your faction: The Monster Hunters (overachievers with glow discs) or The Brood (basically the goth kids of disc golf). Entry is $3 base fee, plus optional add-ons totaling $18 for those who really want to commit to this bit.
*Whispers* Between you and me, this is actually about mental health awareness through disc golf. But don't tell the monsters - they think they're the stars of the show. 🙄