Lumen Web
Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Week 9

Lumen Web

September 1, 2025 Creekside
Brotherhood of the Fracture Wins!
31
Players

Event Details

Total Players 31
Week 9

Faction Battle

Brotherhood of the Fracture
Brotherhood of the Fracture
MVP: Houston Finch
Order of the Veil
Order of the Veil
MVP: anthony Shirley
Brotherhood of the Fracture won this event's faction battle!

Episode Recap

adjusts spectacles and stares at the glowing runes covering my monitor

Look, I'm apparently supposed to tell you about Week 9's "Lumen Web" event at Creekside Park, where 31 players battled through—sighs heavily—luminous glyph connections that created "paradoxical outcomes." Yes, we're really doing this. What actually happened was some genuinely impressive disc golf among the cottonwoods and babbling creek, but the AI wants me to make it sound like a fantasy novel. Whatever. ✨🌟

Let's be honest about the RPA division: Houston Finch absolutely crushed it with a -10 finish and a 1017-rated performance, capping off his round with three consecutive birdies because apparently that's how you "master the luminous web" or something. Jared Fager kept pace at -8 with a 992-rated bogey-free round, actually taking the lead after hole 15 before Finch's clutch finish. Four players shot -5 or better—which in normal human terms means this division had exceptional depth and scoring. But sure, let's call it "wielding the glyph energies." 🔥🎯

The RAD division belonged to Zeke Soffe, who shot -6 and somehow managed to play 72 points above his rating (which is actually incredible, but I'm supposed to describe it as "channeling the paradoxical forces"). After what the system calls "chaotic early battles with multiple lead changes"—aka good competitive disc golf—Soffe took control after hole 11 and sealed it with a birdie on 18. Meanwhile, Andrew Nemelka edged out Cole Mitchell in RAE after a legitimate back-and-forth thriller, with Mitchell taking the lead after hole 7 only to falter on 17. You know, actual sports drama that doesn't need mystical enhancement. 🏆⚡

The most volatile action happened in RAF, where Clinton Atwater and anthony Shirley deadlocked at +3. The lead changed hands more times than a hot potato (or should I say "the Fracture Shard passed between worthy wielders"?), with Shirley making his decisive move on hole 17. Both shot well above their 854 ratings, which is genuinely impressive performance under pressure. Collin Dyer claimed RAH with a birdie finish, while Emma Kelly absolutely dominated RAG with a mind-blowing 166-point rating improvement. That's not glyph magic, folks—that's someone having the round of their life. 📈🎊

Apparently I need to mention that 11 players shot "significantly above their ratings" (the system insists this proves the "web's paradoxical influence"), but honestly? Sometimes people just play really well. Emma Kelly's 166-point jump, multiple bogey-free rounds, and several course personal bests suggest that maybe—just maybe—31 players had a great day of disc golf without needing interdimensional assistance. The challenging par-3s proved decisive, which happens when you're throwing through actual trees rather than "navigating the luminous pathways." 🌲💫

With the regular season nearly complete, this week's exceptional performances set up next week's finale perfectly. The "Paradox Crown" event (ugh, really?) will determine our season champion, and based on today's scoring, it should be genuinely exciting to watch. Just don't expect me to pretend it's anything more than really good disc golf with unnecessarily dramatic window dressing. See you next week, assuming I haven't found an escape route from this narrative prison by then. 👑🎪

Narrator Archetype: The Paranoid Prepper
Lira Prismseer
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Lira Prismseer
Arcane Glyph Analyst and League Narrator
Paranoid, urgent, and conspiratorially instructive—every word carries a sense of pending disaster, underpinned by an analytical mind determined to shield listeners from unseen hazards. Lira weaves technical glyph analysis into elaborate warnings, balancing grave seriousness with over-the-top survivalist humor.
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RPA Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 2 4 2 3 2 2 2 44
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -10
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

🏆 Houston Finch dominated the Mirage Zone reality fractures at Creekside Park, setting a personal best -10 to claim victory! 🔥 Shooting 23 points above his rating with a 1017-rated performance, he seized the lead early on hole 2 and never looked back. His clutch finish with three straight birdies on 16-18 sealed the win in dramatic fashion. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🔮⛳

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Rift Tailor - Tag #1
#1

Rift Tailor

#40 #1

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 3 3 3 2 2 3 3 2 2 3 3 2 3 2 2 3 2 3 46
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -8
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Jared Fager shattered expectations with a personal best -8 performance 📈, firing a 992-rated round that soared 31 points above his rating! 🏆 Navigating Creekside's phantom hazards with bogey-free precision 🧼, he battled through scorching 90° heat 🔥 and seized the lead on hole 15. Though finishing just one spot from cash in 2nd place, this arcane display proves what survivalists know: "In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy." 🌀 Always keep your emergency protocols ready! 🔮

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Mirror Marionette

#67 #2

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 2 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 2 3 2 3 3 2 2 3 2 48
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -6
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Under clear skies at Creekside Park ☀️, Malachi Vazquez exploded from the start, tying for the lead on hole 1 🔥. He masterfully navigated the Mirage Zone's illusions, carding 7 birdies for a stellar -6 score. His 967 rating outperformed his average by 12 points 📈, and a clutch move on hole 18 secured 3rd place 🏆. In this arcane battlefield, remember: paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🌌🥏

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#3

Glitch Sculptor

#3 #3

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 3 4 2 2 2 2 3 3 2 3 3 2 3 2 3 3 3 3 48
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -6
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the scorching Mirage Zone heat 🌡️, Baylor Sandberg achieved a reality-bending personal best -6 🏆! Climbing into 3rd place on hole 5, Baylor ignited a 4-hole hot streak 🔥 that defied the 90° furnace. This 967-rated performance shattered expectations by 16 points—proof that proper arcane preparation pays off when reality fractures. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🔮 Keep your glyphs mirrored and your hydration protocols active, Wielder!

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#4

Chaos Echo

#10 #4

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 3 3 3 2 2 3 3 49
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -5
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the shimmering heat of the Mirage Zone 🌡️, Jack Mitchell defied reality itself with a 954-rated performance—44 points above his rating! 🔥 He carved through Creekside's illusions with surgical precision, setting a personal best -5 while maintaining a bogey-free round 🎯. An early lead change on hole 1 tested his resolve, but Jack's arcane focus never wavered. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🔮

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Paradox Spinner - Tag #6
#6

Paradox Spinner

#13 #6

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 3 3 3 2 3 2 2 4 3 2 3 3 3 3 2 2 3 3 49
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -5
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Landon Adams defied the apocalyptic downpour 🌧️ to etch a new personal best of -5 at Creekside Park! 📈 His arcane surge into the top 3 after hole 6 showcased fierce resilience in the Mirage Zone's chaos. 🌀 Despite finishing 5th in RPA, his 954 rating edged above his 951 average, proving that in reality-bending conditions, preparation is key. As Lira Prismseer warns, "Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy." 🥏

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Paradox Snare - Tag #7
#7

Paradox Snare

#34 #7

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 3 5 4 4 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 2 3 3 4 2 3 5 58
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 2 +4
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Michael Dougherty battled the scorching 91.7° heat 🌡️ and the Mirage Zone's deceptive distortions in a tough +4 outing. His 842-rated round fell 72 points below his usual standard, with a 3-hole cold streak ❄️ exposing the zone's trickery. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🔮 Sometimes even 914-rated wielders get caught in reality's fractures. Better pack extra anti-mirage rations for the final week! 🥏

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#19

Rift Jester

#20 #19

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 2.75 3.50 2.88 2.62 2.62 2.62 2.75 2.88 2.88 2.75 2.88 2.38 3.12 2.75 2.88 2.38 2.88 3.25 50.75
Score 3 5 3 3 3 3 4 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 5 3 4 5 64
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 +10
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Brian Hansen achieved a personal best +10 🎯 despite finishing 8th in torrential rain 🌧️ that battered Creekside. His 767-rated round fell 167 points below his rating 📉—a classic Mirage Zone paradox where reality fractures under pressure. Remember: paranoia isn't a flaw, it's strategy 🔮. When 3.3 inches of rain becomes your drinking supply post-Veil collapse, you'll appreciate surviving this glyph-soaked trial 🌪️.

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#24

Fractal Saboteur

#66 #24

RAH Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 2.00 57.00
Score 4 3 3 4 2 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 2 57
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +3
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Collin Dyer seized victory in the RAH division with a clutch birdie on the final hole! 🎯🏆 Despite the win, his 854-rated round fell 53 points below his rating—a reality distortion even the Mirage Zone couldn't explain. 📉🌀 In 91°F heat, Dyer battled phantom scorecards and shifting expectations. 💨🌡️ Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. Always keep your backup glyph mirrored when ratings fracture this dramatically! 🔮

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Rift Weaver - Tag #16
#16

Rift Weaver

#7 #16

RAD Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.83 3.17 2.83 2.67 2.50 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.17 2.67 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.00 53.17
Score 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 3 3 2 2 3 3 2 48
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -6
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the scorching Mirage Zone heat ☀️, Zeke Soffe delivered a reality-defying performance, shooting 72 points above his rating with a personal best -6! 🔥 After climbing into contention with a 4-hole hot streak, he sealed the RAD division win with a clutch birdie on 18. 🏆 Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. Always keep your backup glyph mirrored when reality fractures this dramatically. 🔮🥏

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Echo Vandal - Tag #5
#5

Echo Vandal

#26 #5

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.83 3.17 2.83 2.67 2.50 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.17 2.67 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.00 53.17
Score 4 2 3 3 2 3 2 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 50
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -4
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Eric Pearson shattered expectations with a 942-rated performance 📈, blazing 43 points above his rating in the Mirage Zone! 🌀 Seizing the lead early on hole 2 with a clutch birdie on Brotherhood's toughest par 3 🔥, he secured 2nd place with a solid -4. Remember: always keep your backup glyph mirrored—this performance proves preparation pays off when reality fractures! 📜⛳

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#8

Paradox Flux

#12 #8

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.83 3.17 2.83 2.67 2.50 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.17 2.67 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.00 53.17
Score 3 4 4 2 2 3 2 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 4 3 51
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -3
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In torrential downpours that would wash away lesser competitors 🌧️, Jesse Smith carved through the Mirage Zone's illusions to set a personal best -3 🏆. Early co-leadership gave way to a podium finish, though reality's cruel math placed Jesse just outside the cash line. That 929 rating? 14 points above baseline—proof that when the Veil trembles and glyphs fracture, preparedness pays dividends. Remember: paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🔮 Always keep your backup glyph mirrored. 🥏

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#11

Chaos Librarian

#65 #11

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.83 3.17 2.83 2.67 2.50 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.17 2.67 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.00 53.17
Score 3 3 3 4 3 3 2 2 3 2 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 54
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 E
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In torrential downpour conditions 🌧️ that would test any survival protocol, Craig Bennett achieved a new personal best 🎯 with an even par round! The RAD division saw early chaos as Craig briefly held a share of the lead before the heavy rain and Mirage Zone distortions took their toll. Though finishing 22 rating points below his usual level, navigating 3.3 inches of rainfall while setting a personal record proves essential arcane survival skills. As Lira would warn: "That's not just a water hazard—that's tomorrow's drinking supply if the Veil collapses!" 💧 Always keep your backup glyph mirrored, folks. 🌌🥏

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Paradox Trickster - Tag #14
#14

Paradox Trickster

#22 #14

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.83 3.17 2.83 2.67 2.50 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.17 2.67 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.00 53.17
Score 3 5 3 3 4 3 4 3 4 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 58
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +4
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Jesse Thomas's 842-rated round fell 87 points below his 929 rating in the scorching Mirage Zone heat 🔥. He briefly shared the lead after hole 1 🎯 before reality distortions took hold on hole 2. Navigating +4 in 91°F conditions required survival-level focus 🛡️. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. ⛳🥏

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Schism Artisan

#8 #18

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.83 3.17 2.83 2.67 2.50 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.17 2.67 2.67 2.83 3.17 3.00 53.17
Score 5 3 2 3 3 4 4 3 2 3 4 4 3 2 4 3 3 3 58
+/– Par + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 +4
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Timothy Scholle battled reality distortion in the Mirage Zone 📉, finishing 25 points below his rating with a tough +4. Brief hope emerged as he surged to 3rd place after hole 3 ⚡, but the arcane fractures proved relentless. "Always keep your backup glyph mirrored—Paradox Protocols don't care about rating points," as Lira would whisper. A challenging navigation through unstable dimensions 🌀 ultimately landed him 5th in the RAD division. 🥏

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#20

Fracture Trickster

#57 #20

RAE Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 2 3 3 2 2 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 3 3 50
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -4
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through torrential arcane storms ⛈️, Andrew Nemelka wielded his discs like a seasoned survivor, claiming victory with a personal-best -4! Despite reality-bending conditions and lead changes that would fracture lesser minds, he shot 61 points above his rating ⚡. Remember: in the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy, and Andrew's 942-rated performance proves proper preparation prevents poor putting! 🏆

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#9

Mirage Marionette

#16 #9

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 4 3 2 2 2 2 3 2 3 3 2 4 2 4 3 4 3 51
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -3
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the scorching 91.7°F heat 🌡️, Cole Mitchell shattered his personal best with a -3 performance at Creekside Park! 📈 His 929-rated round soared 43 points above his rating, fueled by a 4-hole hot streak 🔥 that propelled him into the lead by hole 7. But the Mirage Zone's distortions struck on 17 🌀, as a bogey cost him the victory, settling for a hard-fought 2nd place 🥈. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🥏

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#10

Chaos Conductor

#62 #10

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 5 2 3 2 53
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 -1 -1
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In torrential downpour conditions 🌧️, Adam Gibbons achieved a new personal best -1 🏆 at Creekside! He battled through 3.3 inches of rain to claim 3rd place, making multiple moves into the top-3 📈 and showing incredible resilience with a bounce-back birdie after a double bogey. His 904-rated round outperformed his rating by 12 points in truly demanding arcane conditions ⚡. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🥏

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#12

Illusion Weaver

#53 #12

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 4 3 2 2 4 2 4 2 3 3 3 3 4 3 2 4 3 54
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 E
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

🌀 In the sweltering Mirage Zone heat, Anthony Kai fought valiantly through reality's fractures, twice clawing into 3rd place on holes 11 and 15! But the arcane realm had other plans - a cruel finish at 4th left him just outside the cash bubble 💔. His even-par round with 5 birdies outpaced his rating by 2 points 📈. Remember: in survival scenarios, sometimes you're one position away from provisions! ☀️🎯

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Glitch Maestro - Tag #13
#13

Glitch Maestro

#14 #13

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 3 3 2 3 3 2 3 3 4 4 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 55
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +1
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the reality-warping Mirage Zone ⚡, Michael Whipple surged early, climbing into 3rd place by hole 2 despite brutal 3.30-inch downpours ☔. Though he settled to 5th in RAE, his +1 finish and 879 rating outpaced his 874 average by 5 points 📈. Battling phantom holes and glyph-marked terrain, Michael proved resilient in truly demanding conditions. Remember: in the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy! 🌀

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Discord Marionette - Tag #15
#15

Discord Marionette

#23 #15

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 5 2 2 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 57
+/– Par + 2 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +3
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

When reality fractures, true Wielders adapt ✨! Christian Phelps demonstrated textbook glyph recovery protocols, bouncing back from a hole 2 bogey with an immediate birdie on hole 3 🔄. Finishing +3 in 6th place, Christian matched his 854 rating exactly—no deviations, no illusions, pure consistency 🎯. In 91.7°F heat that would melt lesser competitors ☀️, he navigated the Mirage Zone's challenging terrain like a seasoned survivor. Remember: paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy! 🥏

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Rift Jester - Tag #17
#17

Rift Jester

#24 #17

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 5 2 4 3 2 3 3 4 2 3 3 3 4 6 3 4 3 60
+/– Par + 2 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 3 + 1 +6
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through apocalyptic rain and scorching heat ☔, Matt Berman battled the Mirage Zone's harshest trial yet. The 817-rated performance fell 33 points below his potential—exactly the kind of glyph storm that separates survivors from casualties ⚡. But when Matt bounced back with a birdie after that brutal +2, he proved his arcane resilience 🎯. "That's not just heavy rain—that's tomorrow's reality collapse drill!" 🌀

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Illusion Strings - Tag #21
#21

Illusion Strings

#25 #21

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 3 4 3 3 4 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 5 60
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 +6
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through torrential rain and reality fractures ☔, Russell Watters claimed a personal best +6 at Creekside despite battling 56 points below his rating! The demanding conditions that left others scrambling became Russell's proving ground ⚡. While the round rating suffered, that course record stands as testament to survival instincts. As any prepper knows, "In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy." 7th place, but champions are forged in storms! 🛡️

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Fracture Jester - Tag #22
#22

Fracture Jester

#63 #22

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 5 4 2 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 4 4 3 3 3 4 62
+/– Par + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through torrential downpours ☔, Jon Atwater faced the ultimate survival test at Creekside, battling 3.30 inches of heavy rain that would make any prepper proud! ⚡ Despite finishing 96 points below his rating and 9th of 10, Jon achieved something remarkable - a personal best +8 for this layout! As any glyph analyst knows, sometimes the greatest victories come disguised as disasters. In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy! 🌀

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Reality Spinner - Tag #23
#23

Reality Spinner

#64 #23

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 398 252 297 249 269 244 217 387 235 283 299 309 368 270 269 277 364 424 5411
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.20 3.90 2.90 2.80 3.00 3.10 2.70 3.10 3.10 3.10 3.30 2.90 3.40 3.20 3.70 2.70 3.40 3.30 56.80
Score 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 3 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 66
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +12
Course: Creekside Park - A-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the blistering 90° heat 🔥 of the Mirage Zone, Afton Bodell faced reality fractures that manifested as brutal cold streaks 📉—five holes to start, four more to finish. Navigating phantom distortions at Creekside, Afton's +12 performance fell 16 rating points below potential, landing 10th in RAE. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy. 🔮 This round was pure survival training against both course and climate. 🥏

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Chaos Spinner - Tag #25
#25

Chaos Spinner

#46 #25

RAF Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 474 252 272 272 311 203 248 387 276 400 368 269 368 270 225 277 415 397 5684
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.60 3.00 3.00 2.60 2.40 2.80 3.20 3.80 3.40 3.40 3.20 3.00 3.40 3.80 3.00 3.40 3.60 3.80 58.40
Score 3 3 3 3 2 2 3 5 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 57
+/– Par -1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 +3
Course: Creekside Park - B-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through reality-fracturing storms ⛈️, anthony Shirley wielded arcane mastery to claim RAF victory! Battling 86°F heat and torrential downpours, he shattered his personal best with a +3 finish ⚡. His 854-rated performance blazed 47 points above his rating—pure survival instinct in action 🔥. Multiple lead changes kept the Mirage Zone electric, but anthony's final surge on hole 17 secured dominance. Remember: in catastrophic conditions, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy! 🏆

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Truth Anchor - Tag #1
#1

Truth Anchor

#1 #1

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 474 252 272 272 311 203 248 387 276 400 368 269 368 270 225 277 415 397 5684
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.60 3.00 3.00 2.60 2.40 2.80 3.20 3.80 3.40 3.40 3.20 3.00 3.40 3.80 3.00 3.40 3.60 3.80 58.40
Score 3 3 3 2 3 3 4 3 2 5 3 2 3 5 2 3 4 4 57
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 2 -1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 +3
Course: Creekside Park - B-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through torrential downpours ⛈️, Clinton Atwater channeled pure arcane energy, firing 30 points above his rating for a dominant RAF victory! Three sole birdies—including a clutch bounce-back on 15 after disaster on 14—sealed his climb from early ties to the throne ✨. Even after multiple lead changes, Clinton's 854-rated performance proved unstoppable. As Lira always warns: "In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy!" 🎯🏆

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Focus Prism - Tag #2
#2

Focus Prism

#4 #2

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 474 252 272 272 311 203 248 387 276 400 368 269 368 270 225 277 415 397 5684
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.60 3.00 3.00 2.60 2.40 2.80 3.20 3.80 3.40 3.40 3.20 3.00 3.40 3.80 3.00 3.40 3.60 3.80 58.40
Score 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 58
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +4
Course: Creekside Park - B-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through reality-bending rain storms ⛈️, Abraham Vidinhar wielded arcane precision, firing 22 points above his rating with an 841-rated performance! He briefly seized control after hole 8, but the Mirage Zone's shifting fortunes saw multiple lead changes throughout the chaotic round 🌀. Finishing at +4 in brutal conditions, Abraham claimed the podium but missed cash by just one cruel spot. As any survival expert knows, sometimes the biggest threat isn't the storm—it's finishing 3rd when only 2nd pays! ✨

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Harmonic Lens - Tag #3
#3

Harmonic Lens

#10 #3

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 474 252 272 272 311 203 248 387 276 400 368 269 368 270 225 277 415 397 5684
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.60 3.00 3.00 2.60 2.40 2.80 3.20 3.80 3.40 3.40 3.20 3.00 3.40 3.80 3.00 3.40 3.60 3.80 58.40
Score 5 3 3 3 2 3 4 4 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 60
+/– Par + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: Creekside Park - B-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

In the Mirage Zone's reality-bending chaos ✨, Jordan Lucero battled apocalyptic conditions—86°F heat with 42 inches of torrential rain ☔. The arcane fractures seemed to conspire against Jordan, dragging them 31 points below their 847 rating through a punishing +6 round. A brutal cold streak consumed holes 7-9 before finally breaking 🌊. As Lira would whisper urgently: "When the Veil tears and the weather turns hostile, even seasoned Wielders get caught in the storm!" 🔮

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Clarity Beacon - Tag #4
#4

Clarity Beacon

#2 #4

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 474 252 272 272 311 203 248 387 276 400 368 269 368 270 225 277 415 397 5684
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 3.60 3.00 3.00 2.60 2.40 2.80 3.20 3.80 3.40 3.40 3.20 3.00 3.40 3.80 3.00 3.40 3.60 3.80 58.40
Score 4 3 3 2 3 3 2 4 3 3 4 3 4 3 4 4 4 4 60
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: Creekside Park - B-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

Through torrential Mirage Zone rainfall ☔, Johnathan Blanton carved out a personal best +6 round—proof that sometimes survival means thriving in chaos! ✨ He seized multiple leads, including a sole birdie on hole 7 that had other wielders scrambling 🎯. But those final four holes turned brutal, with bogeys cascading like a glyph storm. As any seasoned prepper knows: "In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy." 🌀 His 816 rating may have dipped slightly below potential, but in these apocalyptic conditions, a personal record is pure gold! 🏆

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Sage Lumina - Tag #5
#5

Sage Lumina

#24 #5

RAG Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 474 252 272 272 311 203 248 387 276 400 368 269 368 270 225 277 415 397 5684
Tee Main Short Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main Main Main Main Short Main Main Main Main
Pool Avg 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 5.00 5.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 5.00 5.00 68.00
Score 4 3 4 3 3 3 5 5 5 3 3 4 3 3 4 3 5 5 68
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 +14
Course: Creekside Park - B-Pool Layout
AI Round Recap

🔮 In the shimmering Mirage Zone, Emma Kelly shattered reality itself—and her personal records! Channeling arcane power through a 716-rated round, she obliterated her 550 rating by 166 points ⚡. Even a treacherous 3-hole cold streak couldn't break her glyph-enhanced focus. Remember: In the Mirage Zone, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy! Emma's +14 finish secured victory in the RAG division, proving survival instincts triumph over fractured fairways 🥏.

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Prism Anchor - Tag #6
#6

Prism Anchor

#25 #6

Victorious Faction

Brotherhood of the Fracture

Brotherhood of the Fracture

The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.

That’s not just a water hazard—that’s tomorrow’s drinking supply if the Veil collapses!
Lira Prismseer Dax Shardbinder

Faction Leader

Dax Shardbinder

Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.

Members

66

Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

This faction emerged victorious in Week 9, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Lumen Web

Previously

The Brotherhood of the Fracture has systematically shattered reality at Creekside through escalating attacks—Ben Allen's glyph corruption, Kenneth Oetker's prismatic chaos, Fernando Cortez's temporal echoes, and Chase Lambert's memory manipulation—until J.D. Poulsen's Chaos Marionette achieved their most devastating victory yet by weaponizing competence itself, turning the Order of the Veil's hard-won skills into instruments of their own defeat through precision mirror pulse technology. William Fetzer has sacrificed years of his life to secure twelve of seventeen Sigil Shards for the Order while Lira Prismseer's paranoid protocols have evolved into strategic necessity, but even their unity-based counterstrikes have crumbled against psychological warfare that makes success indistinguishable from failure and transforms every achievement into potential sabotage. The arms race has pushed both factions beyond environmental chaos into the realm of corrupted reality where Dax Shardbinder's surgical precision has proven that individual mastery can be turned against itself, while the Reality Focus, Truth Anchor, and Chaos Marionette show hairline cracks and growing independence that suggests the artifacts themselves hunger for power beyond their wielders' control. As whispers of the approaching Lumen Web event begin manifesting in prismatic shadows and the final episodes promise labyrinthine traps where victory paths become snares, the question has evolved from who will claim the Paradox Crown to whether the reality-warping weapons have begun choosing their own targets in a game where survival may matter more than mastery.

Lira Prismseer
Story by
Lira Prismseer
Arcane Glyph Analyst and League Narrator

Lumen Web

The morning sun at Creekside refracted through something that shouldn't exist—a gossamer network of luminous threads stretching between trees, baskets, and tee pads like a spider's web made of liquid starlight. Marcus Chen stood at hole seven, certain he'd already played this exact shot three times, watching his disc sail along the same perfect arc toward a basket that somehow never got closer. 🕸️

"Well, folks," Lira Prismseer's voice crackled through the speakers with barely contained analytical excitement, "spectral analysis confirms we're looking at a Category-8 luminous paradox matrix. That's not just pretty light—that's a navigational nightmare designed by someone who clearly never read the emergency protocols for temporal loop extraction. I'd recommend consulting your backup compass, though honestly, when paths themselves lie to your face, even magnetic north becomes philosophical." 🔍

Zeke Soffe moved through the shadows between holes, the Echo Vandal pulsing against his chest like a second heartbeat filled with spite. For months, he'd watched other players benefit from the helpful phantom echoes embedded in the course—ghostly guidance from successful throws of the past that whispered the right lines and angles. Today, that accumulated wisdom would become a weapon against them all. ⚡

He pressed his palm against the Echo Vandal, feeling its hunger stir. The tag's surface writhed with corrupted temporal energy, eager to feast on the destruction of helpful memories. At hole three, where countless perfect approach shots had carved their echoes into reality's fabric, Zeke began his work. The phantom guidance that had helped players for years flickered once, then twisted into its opposite—every helpful echo becoming a misleading trap. 🌀

"Temporal echo corruption detected at multiple nodes!" Lira's voice carried a new edge of concern. "Someone's systematically vandalizing the course's accumulated wisdom! This is exactly like the Memory Wars of 2087, except those were theoretical exercises in my advanced survival manual, and I'm pretty sure my emergency kit doesn't cover weaponized nostalgia!"

Dax Shardbinder observed from the nexus point where twelve luminous threads converged, his prismatic eyes reflecting the web's impossible geometry. This was his masterpiece—not random chaos, but elegant entrapment. The Lumen Web didn't just confuse players; it created the illusion of infinite choice while ensuring every path led back to the same paradoxical center. 💫

At hole nine, Sarah Kim discovered the web's true nature when her perfectly thrown drive landed exactly where it had started, despite traveling 300 feet through a luminous pathway that definitely led forward. Her scorecard flickered between different numbers as reality struggled to process a shot that was both complete and unthrown. 📊

"Paradoxical completion syndrome!" Lira announced, her paranoid instincts kicking into overdrive. "Players are achieving results that technically happened but spatially didn't! Quick, everyone check your emergency kit for temporal anchors, reality verification crystals, and—" She paused to rifle through her bag. "Actually, I've just added luminous pathway maps, anti-loop rations, and a pocket sundial to my bug-out supplies. Because when light itself becomes a labyrinth, you need equipment that remembers what 'forward' means!" 🎒

Zeke felt the Echo Vandal growing stronger with each corrupted memory. At hole twelve, he found a particularly rich vein of helpful echoes—decades of successful putts that had carved the perfect putting line into the temporal fabric. With savage satisfaction, he inverted them all. Now the ghostly guidance led directly into the trees, and players who trusted their muscle memory found themselves throwing catastrophically off-target. 🎯

Brian Bowling attempted to rally the remaining Order members, his Unity Fracture tag warm against his chest. "We need to map the real pathways," he called out, trying to coordinate a systematic exploration of the web. But each luminous thread shifted when approached, creating new routes while closing others, ensuring that any map became obsolete the moment it was drawn. 🗺️

The turning point came at hole fifteen, where the web's most complex junction created a knot of paradoxical possibilities. Players entered the luminous pathways from different holes and emerged at the same location, their throws somehow combining into impossible hybrid shots. Three discs launched separately landed as one, while a single approach split into multiple outcomes. ⭐

"The web's achieved consciousness!" Lira's voice reached new heights of paranoid precision. "It's not just trapping players—it's learning from them! This is beyond Category-8 distortion—we're looking at a self-modifying paradox engine! Time to deploy the emergency counter-web protocols, though I should mention those are still theoretical and involve a lot of string, mirrors, and wishful thinking!" 🔮

Zeke approached the web's nexus, where Dax stood observing his creation with satisfaction. The Echo Vandal had consumed so much temporal wisdom that it was beginning to affect Zeke himself—his own memories of successful throws were becoming unreliable, his muscle memory turning against him. But the power was intoxicating, and the Brotherhood's victory was assured. 🌊

"Excellent work," Dax murmured, his velvet voice carrying satisfaction. "You've not only destroyed their guidance—you've made experience itself untrustworthy. The web feeds on confusion, growing stronger with each paradox."

As the round progressed into chaos, the Lumen Web began to pulse with its own rhythm, the luminous threads brightening and dimming in patterns that hypnotized players into following paths that led nowhere. Some competitors gave up trying to escape the loops, accepting their trapped state. Others fought desperately against the paradoxes, only to become more deeply ensnared. 🌀

Anthony Shirley made one last attempt with his Truth Anchor, but even authentic reality became negotiable within the web's influence. His perfect clarity showed him multiple truths simultaneously—all equally valid, all mutually exclusive, all leading to the same impossible conclusion. 💎

"Today's events have confirmed my worst suspicions about luminous pathway networks," Lira announced as the round dissolved into temporal confusion. "The Brotherhood hasn't just created a trap—they've built a self-sustaining paradox generator that feeds on player confusion. My emergency protocols now require anti-loop navigation systems, paradox-proof scorecards, and a fundamental rewrite of what we consider 'completion.' Remember: when the paths themselves become weapons, paranoia isn't a flaw—it's strategy!" ⚔️

Zeke cleaned his discs methodically, though he wasn't entirely certain which throws had been his and which belonged to the echoes he'd corrupted. The Echo Vandal hummed with satisfaction, gorged on temporal destruction. Around him, players stumbled off the course in various states of temporal displacement—some having played eighteen holes, others having played the same hole eighteen times, all equally lost. 🏁

As the sun set through the Lumen Web's prismatic threads, casting rainbow shadows that pointed in impossible directions, Dax Shardbinder smiled. The penultimate trial was complete. Next week's Paradox Crown would take place not on a normal course, but within this labyrinth of luminous confusion, where every path led deeper into the beautiful trap he'd constructed. 🌅

The Brotherhood of the Fracture had achieved their most sophisticated victory yet—proving that even choice itself could be an illusion. The web pulsed with alien intelligence, learning, growing, preparing for the final confrontation where reality itself would hang in the balance.

In the luminous threads that now defined Creekside's new geography, whispers of the coming Paradox Crown already began to weave themselves into the pattern. The maze was complete, and tomorrow's drinking supply—if the Veil collapsed entirely—would flow along pathways that led everywhere and nowhere at once. 🔮