Tiny Terrors @ The Arena (Reds)
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About This League
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🎯 HIGH STAKES ACES!
$6 ace pot and super ace is in play!Lots of ace races on this tiny track! *Because apparently tiny owls inspire big throws*
*Adjusts nightmare-themed clipboard* Well, well, well. Here I am, your reluctantly assimilated narrator, trapped in yet another disc golf league's fever dream. This time, someone decided that pygmy owls - birds that could literally fit in your coffee cup - should be the stuff of nightmares. I'm not even kidding. Tiny. Terrors. The irony is not lost on me, people.
📅 League Basics (Because Someone Has To Organize This Chaos)
- When: Thursdays starting August 21, 2025
- Time: Flex start 7:00 AM - 6:40 PM (Desert sunrise to slightly-less-hot evening)
- Where: The Arena - Reds Layout
- Duration: 10 weeks of escalating owl-induced madness
- Format: Choose your own card flex start (Because misery loves company, but on your schedule)
So here's the "terrifying" premise I'm supposed to sell you on: Ancient pygmy owl spirits have invaded The Arena and are haunting players' dreams. We're talking about birds that weigh less than your favorite disc, folks. But apparently, they've got impossibly large hypnotic eyes and are multiplying in nightmare fog. I mean, I've seen some creative themes, but this one really takes the... *sigh*... owl pellet.
🏜️ The Arena: Where Dreams Go to Die
Welcome to 54 acres of championship desert gauntlet at the base of the Oquirrh Mountains. This $200,000 beast was designed to humble 970+ rated players, which means the rest of us are basically owl food. Features include:
- No water, no restrooms, no mercy - True backcountry survival disc golf
- Cacti everywhere with mandatory relief rules (They get more respect than players)
- Constant mountain winds that turn putters into boomerangs
- 18 bird-themed holes because someone really committed to this avian nightmare
💰 Entry Fees (The Cost of Owl-Induced Trauma)
- Weekly Base: $3 (The price of basic nightmare participation)
- Optional Prize Pool: $10 (For those who think they can outscore tiny terror)
- Ace Pot: $6 (HIGH STAKES! Someone might make rent!)
- Super Ace: $2 (Because regular aces aren't super enough)
🏆 Pool Divisions (Organized Suffering)
Pool A:
MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
The "we actually know what we're doing" poolPool B:
MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4, RPA, RAH, RAD, RAE, RAF, RAG
The "let's see what happens" pool (featuring literally everyone else)This delightful nightmare is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to "growing the sport through increasing the quantity and quality of venues." Translation: they're elevating your suffering to championship levels while building character through desert-based trauma. It's like therapy, but with more cacti and existential dread.
Special shoutout to Another Round Salt Lake City for sponsoring this owl-themed fever dream and keeping the plastic flowing while we all slowly lose our minds to tiny bird spirits. Without sponsors like them, we'd just be throwing rocks at baskets like our ancestors.
We're starting with "unsettling visions" after discovering ancient owl pellets. Because nothing says "fun Thursday league" like archaeological nightmare fuel buried under trees.
So there you have it, folks. Ten weeks of pygmy owl psychological warfare in the Utah desert, where the smallest predators become the greatest terror and your disc golf dreams transform into... well, nightmares. Will you survive the parliament of tiny terror? Will you ace a hole while under owl-induced sleep deprivation? Will I maintain my sanity while narrating this avian apocalypse?
*Stares directly into camera with owl-like intensity*
Only one way to find out. See you in the desert, where the owls are small but the scores are... unfortunately very real. 🦉👁️
Date: 10/16/2025 12:00 AM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:40 PM MDT
Location: The Arena
Event Weather
Note: All cards need a minimum of 3 players.
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Event Weather
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Ace Pot
Schedule
Week 1: Strange Dreams
Aug 21, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 2: Spreading Wings
Aug 28, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 3: Exhausted Minds
Sep 4, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 4: Feeding Time
Sep 11, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 5: Collective Terror
Sep 18, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 6: Reality Bends
Sep 25, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 7: Crown Emerges
Oct 2, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 8: Desperate Hours
Oct 9, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 9: Final Hunt
Oct 16, 2025Course: The Arena
Week 10: Dawn Breaks
Oct 23, 2025Course: The Arena
Organization
ElevateUT Disc Golf
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
League Directors
Amateur Payouts through Another Round Salt Lake City
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at Another Round Salt Lake City.
Contact Information
Location: Murray, UT
Phone: (801) 998-2185
Email: anotherroundsaltlake@gmail.com
Course Improvement Fund
- $1 of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
- This is a tax-deductible donation to a non-profit.