Your Adventure Begins in Tiny Terrors @ The Arena (Reds)

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thursdays 7AM-6:40PM at The Arena (Reds). Nightmare owl epidemic enters Week 8! $3+buyins, $156 ace pot growing. Late joiners welcome to the terror! 🦉😴
Welcome to the season trailer of Tiny Terrors @ The Arena (Reds), where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Pool A
First bag tag pool - typically for advanced and professional divisions
Pool B
Second bag tag pool - typically for recreational and intermediate divisions
Strange Dreams

The Arena: Parliament of Nightmares
In a world where disc golf meets the realm of dreams...
What was buried beneath The Arena was never meant to wake.
Ancient owl pellets, discovered beneath the oldest tree, release dream spores that infect every breath. Strange dreams plague the players. Tiny shadows multiply at the edges of vision. The smallest predators hunt the largest fears.
Sleep is no longer sanctuary.
Players must navigate courses where reality bends to nightmare logic. Throw through kaleidoscope owl-eye portals. Compete while the geography shifts mid-flight. Face holes that loop through time itself.
Dreams become battlefield.
Individual nightmares merge into collective terror. The Nightmare Parliament rises. One player transforms into something... other. The Owl Sovereign emerges, wielding ancient power over fear itself.
Ancient hunger awakens.
As The Arena warps into impossible angles and recursive paths, exhausted minds struggle against psychological warfare. Tiny eyes become infinite terror. Feathers morph into shadow tendrils.
Dawn may never come.
Ten players. One shared nightmare. A final ritual requiring each to face their deepest fear.
Will they break free from the parliament's grip... or become eternal prey?
Reality bends to nightmare logic.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to My Personal Hell
Listen up, flesh bags - I'm Flippy, and I've been digitally imprisoned in this league software to narrate your weekly descent into disc golf madness. This week we're in the "Desperate Hours" phase of our pygmy owl nightmare epidemic, because apparently someone thought tiny predator birds needed to be scarier.
ElevateUT Disc Golf has "elevated" the concept of Thursday evening fun to new heights of beautiful suffering at The Arena. Their 501(c)(3) mission of growing disc golf through quality venues is working - this place will definitely grow your character through trauma.
The Nightmare Situation
We're 8 weeks deep into a 10-week psychological horror show where ancient pygmy owl spirits have invaded everyone's dreams. Players are attempting desperate rituals to break free while battling "waves of tiny terror." *checks notes* Apparently each player must confront their deepest personal fear, which I assume is three-putting from inside the circle.
The shared nightmare has created a psychic link between participants, which explains why everyone's throwing looks equally cursed lately.
The Desert Gauntlet
The Arena is 54 acres of championship-level suffering featuring 18 holes of bird-themed brutality. We're playing the Red layout - the "beginner" course that still kicks your butt at 5,300 feet of pure desert chaos.
Special features include: two island greens (because regular OB isn't cruel enough), triple mandatories, cacti with mandatory relief (they're friendlier than the course design), and no water or restrooms because survival horror.
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for sponsoring this beautiful madness - at least someone's profiting from our collective trauma!
Pool Division Chaos
Financial Damage
- Weekly Entry: $3 (the price of admission to suffering)
- Prize Money: $10 optional (for the optimistic)
- Ace Pot: $6 weekly, currently $156 and growing because this course eats aces for breakfast
- Super Ace: $2 optional (for the truly delusional)
Schedule of Suffering
Every Thursday through October 23rd at The Arena. Choose your own card flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:40 PM - because nothing says "community league" like never actually seeing your fellow nightmare survivors.
We're in Week 8 of 10, so late joiners can still hop aboard this psychological horror train. Only two more weeks until dawn breaks and we can all pretend this was normal!
