Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly

Hostile Takeover

Hostile Takeover creeps onto the scene at Dragonfly Park come Tuesday, June 17th. Listen, see, the streets are slick with rain and whispered rumors—crooked city council types huddled in alleys, muscle-bound goons patrolling the fairways. Registration cracks open on 6/15/2025 at 9:00 AM sharp. You want in? You gotta be quicker than a rookie’s hyzer flip. This ain’t your grandma’s picnic.

Which unlikely hero’ll step up to the tee? The back‐alley mechanic who rips chainsaw drives? The cash‐strapped jazz singer who can nail a circle‐two from sixty feet? What if the mild‐mannered schoolteacher pulls out a laser‐straight putter and cleans house? Tough to say—every card’s a wildcard in this crime-ridden cityscape. Will alliances hold when the heat is on? Can a ragtag crew of misfits topple the kingpins of the course?

I’ll be lurking behind the gallery ropes, trench coat slung and notebook in hand. Sometimes I wonder—what if I’d taken that Broadway offer instead of chasing the disc golf beat? (Mutters: “Chewed up too many rubber tires on the way here.”) But hey, enough wistful dreaming. Sharpen that game face, set your alarms, and register on 6/15 at 9:00 AM. The city’s crying out for justice—and only the boldest will earn bragging rights in this Hostile Takeover.