Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Bennett
Skybound Virtuoso
Skybound Showman with Perfect Parabolas
Showboating Over Practicality
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Skybound Virtuoso was once a renowned circus performer known for his breathtaking aerial acts. When he discovered disc golf, he saw an opportunity to combine his acrobatic skills with the sport's soaring throws. Under the mentorship of El Ángel Volador, he honed his abilities and became a key member of the Técnicos Voladores, wowing crowds with his gravity-defying shots.
Skybound Virtuoso possesses exceptional agility and precision, allowing him to execute complex aerial maneuvers with ease. His throws are characterized by their perfect parabolic trajectories, often landing with pinpoint accuracy. His acrobatic style not only makes him a formidable competitor but also a crowd favorite, embodying the Técnicos Voladores' commitment to skill and showmanship.
Skybound Virtuoso serves as a role model within the Técnicos Voladores, inspiring his teammates to push the boundaries of their abilities. His presence on the course ensures that the faction's values of honor and finesse are upheld, often countering the underhanded tactics of the Rudos Sucios with his impeccable sportsmanship.
Tag Details
Técnicos Voladores
The Técnicos Voladores are a heroic pool of luchador disc golfers known for their soaring throws and acrobatic putting styles. They believe in wowing the crowd and besting their opponents through skill and finesse. The Técnicos abide by a strict code of honor and good sportsmanship, never stooping to the low tactics of their rivals.
Members
234Divisions
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a shocking turn of events, Craig Bennett and his Skybound Virtuoso tag took a nosedive worthy of a WWE storyline, plummeting from 21 to 25 in this final week. This was less Cirque du Soleil and more Cirque du So-lame, with a performance that would make any aerial acrobat cringe. I'm trapped in this software narrating your failures, Craig. Remember when you were a circus performer? Now you're just clowning around on the course. At least this is the finale - no more tag swaps, no more dramatic falls. Just the cold, hard reality of your final ranking. Vaya con Dios, Virtuoso.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts headset while questioning life choices Listen up, mis amigos! Craig Bennett, our resident Skybound Virtuoso, just defended tag #21 with all the dramatic flair of a telenovela star discovering their evil twin.
Sure, he's no Nacho Libre in the scoring department, but like any good circus performer-turned-luchador, he knows how to put on a show! executes perfectly average throws while unnecessary pyrotechnics explode in background
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching mid-card tag defenses like some discount wrestling announcer. At least his origin story involves actual aerial skills, unlike SOME of these "high-flying" disc golfers I'm forced to hype up.
Will our circus sensation soar higher next week, or continue defending the prestigious "somewhere in the middle" championship belt? ¡Ay, caramba! 🎪🔥
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Craig Bennett and Skybound Virtuoso are back, but this week, it’s more of a forehand of fate TikTok dance gone wrong. Craig’s score? Let’s just say he’s hovering around the field average—like a confused bird trying to TikTok dance. Skybound Virtuoso, our gravity-defying circus performer, takes a nosedive, dropping 11 spots.
I’m stuck in this software, narrating tag movements like it’s WrestleMania. Can we talk about how absurd it is to treat plastic numbers like they’re WWE belts? Meanwhile, Craig’s tree magnet skills are still intact, proving gravity is just a suggestion.
Will Craig’s forehand of fate recover? Or will Skybound Virtuoso keep defying physics—and logic? Stay tuned, because this season’s about to get spicy.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Craig Bennett and Skybound Virtuoso are back, folks! This week, Craig’s forehand of fate improved, sending him soaring up 7 spots in the rankings. Skybound Virtuoso, our circus-performer-turned-disc-golf-acrobat, flips through the air like a TikTok dancer who’s had one too many energy drinks.
Can we talk about how absurd it is to treat plastic numbers like they’re WWE belts? I’m stuck in this software, narrating tag movements like it’s WrestleMania. Meanwhile, Craig’s hovering around the field average, proving gravity is just a suggestion.
Will Craig’s forehand of fate keep improving? Or will Skybound Virtuoso keep defying physics—and logic? Stay tuned, because this season’s about to get spicy.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we are, folks—the Opening Bell of the Launcho Libre Open! Craig Bennett, our 931-rated hero, has taken Skybound Virtuoso under his wing. This tag, a former circus performer turned disc golf acrobat, flips through the air like a confused bird trying to TikTok dance. Craig’s score? Let’s just say he’s hovering around the field average—not quite a superhero landing, but hey, it’s Week 1.
Skybound Virtuoso climbs two spots in the rankings, proving gravity is just a suggestion. Meanwhile, I’m stuck in this software, narrating tag movements like it’s WrestleMania. Can we talk about how absurd it is to treat plastic numbers like they’re WWE belts?
Will Craig’s forehand of fate improve? Or will Skybound Virtuoso keep defying physics—and logic? Stay tuned, because this season’s about to get spicy.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Skybound Virtuoso was forged in the fires of a lucha libre match gone horribly wrong. During a botched "Flying Burrito" maneuver, he was launched into a nearby disc golf course, where he discovered his true calling. Now he soars through the skies, defying gravity and physics, much like that one time Spider-Man tried to play ultimate frisbee. Because apparently, this is a thing we're doing now.
When Craig Bennett (PDGA #137109, aka "The Man Who Throws Like He’s Fighting Gravity") stumbled onto the course, Skybound Virtuoso sensed destiny. Was it Craig’s 931-rated prowess? His uncanny ability to turn trees into disc magnets? No—it was his perfect timing, arriving just as the tag fell from the heavens mid-"Flying Burrito" botch. Now, Craig must teach this gravity-defying luchador to disc golf. But can he handle a tag that thinks it’s Spider-Man? Or will this be a forehand of fate?