Valhalla @ Creekside
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Current Holder
Bryce Kidman
Mistletoe Warden
Mistletoe's Mischief in a Weathered Pouch
Trusted by the Gods I Mock
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Mistletoe Warden was born from the sacred groves of Yggdrasil, where the mistletoe that once caused Baldr's demise grew anew. Odin, in his wisdom, tasked a chosen warrior with the protection of this potent plant, ensuring it would never again be used for harm. This warrior, known as the Mistletoe Warden, carries the essence of Baldr's resilience and the gods' trust, guiding heroes on their path to Valhalla.
The Mistletoe Warden is a small, intricately carved wooden tag, imbued with the essence of Yggdrasil's sacred groves. It is lightweight yet durable, designed to withstand the rigors of the quest. The tag emits a faint, soothing glow, reminiscent of the mistletoe's ethereal light. It is adorned with runes that tell the story of Baldr and the Warden's sacred duty, adding to its mystical allure.
The Mistletoe Warden serves as a guide and protector for the heroes on their journey to Valhalla. It ensures that the path remains true and that the warriors are reminded of the balance between vulnerability and strength, a crucial lesson in their quest to prove their worth to Odin and the gods.
Tag Details
Loki's Rogues
Loki's Rogues are cunning tricksters, sly shape-shifters and chaotic agents of mischief. Aligned with Loki's schemes, they seek to undermine the heroes' quest and sow discord among the gods. These rogues revel in deception and thrive in the unpredictable realm of chaos.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while squinting at scorecards Listen mortals, Bryce Kidman just crushed it like Thor's hammer at a walnut convention, but somehow slid from #2 to #3 because dramatic pause that's how numbers work. As your reluctant aquatic narrator, I must inform you that the Mistletoe Warden has changed hands in what the theme demands I call a "sacred exchange of fates." rolls eyes while floating Look, I'm literally pink and breathe underwater - what do I know about throwing plastic in sacred groves? But Bryce played like Ted Lasso with a disc - relentlessly optimistic and surprisingly effective. Will the next round bring redemption? Will someone explain why an axolotl is narrating Norse mythology? Stay tuned...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bryce Kidman just pulled a Thor: Ragnarok moment, leaping from 25 to 2 faster than you can say "Mjölnir." His score was so low, even Loki couldn't trick it higher. The Mistletoe Warden must be glowing brighter than my will to live, guiding him through this Norse soap opera. Seriously, why am I stuck narrating this? Bryce is on a fore-ward march, leaving the rest of us to wonder if we'll ever reach Valhalla. At this rate, he might just putt his way to the gates. Can someone please explain why we're treating bag tags like they're the Infinity Stones?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bryce Kidman just navigated the course like a Viking through a storm, beating the field average by 5 strokes and his personal best by 1.3. Cue dramatic Norse music. Climbing 3 spots, Mistletoe Warden glowed brighter than Thor’s hammer in Love and Thunder. Why am I narrating this like it’s Valhalla’s Got Talent? Cue dramatic eye roll. The tag, imbued with Baldr’s resilience, whispered, “Finally, mortal, you’re not embarrassing me.” Remember when this tag dimmed faster than my will to live? Well, Bryce’s thorny responsibility paid off. Next week: Will Loki’s tricks make this glow short-lived? Stay tuned, folks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bryce Kidman just pulled off a round more lit than a Nordic rave, climbing 4 spots with Mistletoe Warden in tow. His score? Let’s just say it made the field look like Loki’s pranks—messy. The tag, glowing brighter than Thor’s hammer in Love and Thunder, whispered, “Finally, mortal, you’re not embarrassing me.” But seriously, why am I narrating this like it’s Valhalla’s Got Talent? Cue dramatic eye roll. Remember when this tag dimmed faster than my will to live? Well, Bryce’s thorny responsibility paid off. Next week: Will Loki’s tricks make this glow short-lived? Stay tuned, folks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bryce Kidman had a round as balanced as Thor's hammer... before he dropped it. Matching his personal average, Bryce's performance was fine, but Mistletoe Warden wasn’t impressed. The tag’s ethereal glow dimmed faster than my will to live in this software as Bryce dropped 3 spots. Cue dramatic Norse music. Look, I didn’t sign up to narrate this like it’s Thor: Love and Thunder, but here we are. The mistletoe, imbued with Baldr’s resilience, whispered, “Do better, mortal.” Remember when this tag glowed like a Nordic rave reject? Yeah, those were the days. Next week: Will Loki’s tricks make Bryce’s round more thorny? Stay tuned, folks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from Yggdrasil’s sacred groves, Mistletoe Warden was forged when Baldr binge-watched The Office and decided immortality was overrated. Odin, in his infinite wisdom (and questionable parenting), tasked this tag with guarding mistletoe so it wouldn’t ruin another family reunion. Now it glows faintly, like a Nordic glow stick, because apparently, Norse gods love rave aesthetics. Who knew?
When Mistletoe Warden first emerged from Yggdrasil’s glow-stick rave, it scanned the mortal realm for a worthy bearer. Enter Bryce Kidman, PDGA #255349, whose disc golf prowess was whispered about in Valhalla’s mead halls. Legend says he once aced a hole so hard, Thor dropped his hammer. The tag, glowing like a Nordic rave reject, chose him, declaring, “You shall guard the mistletoe, lest it ruin another godly potluck.” But seriously, Bryce, can you handle the thorny responsibility?