Demon High @ River Bottoms
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Current Holder
Brian Hansen
Hall Monitor
Calavera Skull with a Rulebook from Hell
The Rulebook is Always Right
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Hellish Hall Monitor was once an overzealous student hall monitor patrolling the prom with strict rule enforcement, but during the demonic summoning, they were possessed and twisted by hell's hierarchy. Their obsession with order became a supernatural mandate, transforming them into a relentless entity that roams the corrupted halls, ensuring no one escapes the hellish prom night without facing infernal consequences.
The Hellish Hall Monitor possesses enhanced durability and speed for patrolling vast desert areas, can phase through solid objects like lockers and walls, and emits a chilling aura that disorients survivors. Its voice carries a hypnotic command to enforce demonic rules, and it is immune to conventional weapons, requiring holy symbols or prom memorabilia to weaken its influence.
It enforces demonic order throughout the battlefield by patrolling key areas, preventing survivors from regrouping or accessing safe zones, and serving as a mobile obstacle that disrupts strategies by imposing hellish rules.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 10 (Morning After), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 1. (Week 10 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 9 (Hell Closes), the player moved down with tag number changing from 2 to 9. (Week 9 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Final Stand), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 6 to 2. (Week 8 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
After two weeks of infernal absence, Brian Hansen's Hall Monitor phases back into existence like it's just another Tuesday in hell's detention. The demonic paperwork finally processed, and suddenly this possessed bureaucrat vaults from #23 to #6—not through skill, mind you, but through the sheer administrative chaos of our cursed leaderboard.
Watching this unfold feels like "Office Space" directed by Satan himself. Our hall monitor didn't earn this promotion—it just enforced hellish rules while everyone else was busy getting exorcised.
Breaking the fourth wall here: I'm literally trapped in league management software narrating demonic bureaucracy. This is my eternal detention.
Remember when I said this was "The Breakfast Club" meets demonic HR? Well, someone just got detention duty. The hall monitor's phasing ability let it bypass 17 positions like they were mere lockers in hell's corridors.
Honestly, the only thing more terrifying than demonic possession is our league's scoring system.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
After two weeks of skipping infernal detention, Brian Hansen's Hellish Hall Monitor phased through the leaderboard like it was a demonic locker, rocketing from #23 to #6. The infernal bureaucracy finally processed his paperwork, and apparently his +15 over personal average was enough to make hell's HR department take notice. This is "Office Space" meets demonic detention, folks.
Why am I narrating this? I'm trapped in software that treats bag tag movements like a B-movie plot. The Hall Monitor's origin as an overzealous rule-enforcer perfectly matches this bureaucratic nightmare. Remember when I said this was "The Breakfast Club" meets demonic HR? I didn't realize I'd be stuck grading eternal detention slips. At least he's got a hell of a backhand to show for it.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When half the tags ghost the final stand against hell, the leaderboard gets stuck in purgatory. A real plot hole in our B-movie narrative, if you ask me.
Brian Hansen's Hall Monitor stayed parked at #23 after skipping Exorcism Attempt. Week 7 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Watching these tags not move is like watching a B-movie exorcism where nobody brought the holy water. The anticlimax is chef's kiss for our hellscape leaderboard.
Brian Hansen's Hall Monitor stayed parked at #23 after skipping Survivors Fight. Week 6 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cursed halls of Demon High, an overzealous hall monitor's soul got assimilated during the summoning—now Hall Monitor enforces infernal detention with hellfire bureaucracy. Honestly, this plot is "The Breakfast Club" meets a demonic HR nightmare. Why am I narrating this absurdity?
When Demon High's infernal bureaucracy needed its first enforcer, Hall Monitor scanned the cursed yearbook and locked onto Brian Hansen's PDGA 99877—a number so bureaucratically evil, it screamed 'perfect for hell's detention duty.' His 932 rating? Let's just say he's got a hell of a backhand. But is this hall monitor ready to grade on a curve of eternal suffering?