The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Current Holder
Mark Allison
Cryptfrost Chronometer
Time-Bending Detective of the Frozen Phoenix Case
Time Always Melts My Evidence
Aspects refreshed Dec 13, 2025
Forged from the first ice crystals that formed during the primordial clash between the blazing phoenix and the frozen tundra, the Cryptfrost Chronometer was imbued with the power to bend time and manipulate the elemental forces of winter. Its creation marked the beginning of an ancient prophecy that foretold the cyclical return of the Ice Phoenix to the lands that would one day become Art Dye's disc golf course.
The Cryptfrost Chronometer takes the form of an intricate timepiece crafted from translucent crystalline ice that refracts light in mesmerizing prismatic patterns. Etched into its surface are arcane symbols and glyphs that seem to shift and rearrange with each pulse of its mystical energies. The artifact emanates a subtle aura of frost that chills the air around it, occasionally causing delicate ice formations to bloom across its surface.
The Cryptfrost Chronometer's presence can subtly manipulate the flow of time and weather conditions in its vicinity, creating localized temporal distortions or triggering supernatural phenomena like controlled snowfall or ice crystal growth.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
And so the Cryptfrost Chronometer lay dormant, waiting for a disc golf hero worthy of its icy embrace. Enter Mark Allison, PDGA #155130, rating 942. Surely such a numerical pedigree foretold greatness, right? The Chronometer seemed to think so, as it practically leapt into Mark's bag with all the enthusiasm of a clingy ex. Had the cosmic accessory finally found its "Chosen One" or was it just settling? 🤔 #TickTockMark #BagTagBonding
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well well well, looks like Stephen Dunton just pulled a real Elsa move and let it go on the course! 🥶 Channeling some serious Winter Soldier energy, they threw down a -2 that left the field shook. MA4? More like MA-for-the-win, amirite? 😎 But hold onto your snowballs, 'cause this frozen chosen one just snagged the Cryptfrost Chronometer. Will our icy upstart trade up next week or get stuck in a time loop of mediocrity? ⏰ #IceIceBaggy #TickTockDontStop
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Buckle up, disc golf stans, 'cause we're diving into the Cryptfrost Chronometer's origin story. Yep, we're really doing this. 🙄 Born from the OG battle of fire and ice (soooo Westeros), tag 49 was like "it's morphin' time!" and became an ice clock that does wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. Will this frozen fossil choose the red or blue pill and follow the white rabbit to Wonderland? Idk, but I'm betting it'll never be late for tee time! 😂 #DiscGolfLore #IceIceBagTag