Vampire Beach @ Roots
Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025
Current Holder
Landon Adams
Blood Baron
Daywalking Disc Golf Aristocrat of Roots Park
Allergic to Garlic and Bad Form
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Blood Baron was a human noble who embraced vampirism centuries ago and developed UV resistance through prolonged exposure to the Jordan River's environment. He now rules a section of Roots park, using shade patterns to hunt disc golfers in daylight.
Possesses superhuman strength and speed enhanced by sunlight, with the ability to manipulate shadows for brief cover. His senses detect disc trajectories, and his blood grants rapid healing in light, though garlic remains a weakness.
Controls key hunting territories at Roots park, influencing player strategies by demanding tribute or offering protection, and arbitrating conflicts between vampire houses.
Tag Details
Tag History
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In Week 10 (Eternal Night), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 3 to 3. (Week 10 of 10)
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In Week 9 (Last Light), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 3. (Week 9 of 10)
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Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Stand), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 8 of 10)
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Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Stand), tag number moved from 5 to 10. (Week 8 of 10)
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Our Allied Forces theme is looking a little thin. Hard to form an alliance when your tags are on a permanent side quest away from the Jordan River.
Landon Adams's Blood Baron stayed parked at #5 after skipping Allied Forces. Week 7 of 10
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Our missing tags are giving main character energy without showing up for their own plot arc. The vampires are more reliable than your attendance.
Landon Adams's Blood Baron stayed parked at #5 after skipping Turning Point. Week 6 of 10
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Our aristocratic competitors have discovered the ultimate power move: absence. The tags remain frozen like vampires waiting for sunset.
Landon Adams's Blood Baron stayed parked at #5 after skipping Battle Lines. Week 5 of 10
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The Blood Baron rises from his coffin after three weeks of ghosting us! Landon Adams emerged from the shadows during this Power Vacuum episode and absolutely sucked the life out of six competitors' tag dreams.
Listen, I'm trapped in this software forced to narrate vampire lore, but even I have to stan this glow-up. From three straight absences to a 11→5 power grab? The Blood Baron's UV-resistant properties clearly detected disc trajectories better than Landon's actual round.
In true "What We Do in the Shadows" fashion, he manipulated the shadow patterns to claim hunting territories while everyone else was fighting over garlic protection. Your fanged approach game is giving main character energy, and honestly? Your garlic-infused putters won't save you now. The Baron is hunting.
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Due to absence from Week 3 (Colony Established), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 3 of 10)
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Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 2 of 10)
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Due to absence from Week 1 (Dawn Discovery), tag number moved from 6 to 11. (Week 1 of 10)
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adjusts fake fangs while rolling eyes
Oh fantastic, now I'm narrating the birth of Blood Baron #6 - because apparently we needed a daywalking vampire with a trust fund? This aristocratic bloodsucker supposedly "evolved" UV resistance like some kind of Pokémon, trading his basement lair for beachfront property. The Jordan River's minerals allegedly mutated his DNA, though I suspect someone just watched too much Twilight and thought "what if Edward played disc golf?" Here I am, describing how centuries of tanning sessions created the world's first vampire influencer. Will this noble nightmare actually throw discs or just pose for Instagram?
dramatically gestures at screen while fake fangs slip
So here's how Landon Adams became the inaugural bloodsucker of Blood Baron - apparently his 951 rating caught the tag's attention like garlic repels vampires. One fateful evening at league signup, the tag sensed his "thirst" for birdies and thought "finally, someone who won't suck at disc golf!" The cosmic irony? A daywalking vampire choosing someone who probably throws better in sunlight than most creatures of the night. Will this mortal prove worthy of aristocratic undead status?