Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Current Holder
Austin Lott
Holler Hunter
Mountain-Stalking Graffiti Prophet of Doom
Rusted Knife, Rustier Social Skills
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Holler Hunter was once a local woodsman who disappeared into the hollows, driven to madness by the mountain's isolation. He now lurks as a mythic figure, preying on intruders and inspiring graffiti legends that fuel the horror narrative.
Agile and stealthy, he moves silently through underbrush, leaves minimal traces, and uses the environment for ambushes. Resilient to elements, he manipulates terrain with traps and spray-paint markers, enhancing the horror experience.
Acts as a persistent stalker who chases players and sets up frightening encounters, leaving cryptic graffiti and testing survival skills throughout the league events.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 10 (Dawn Escape), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 12 to 6. (Week 10 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 9 (Last Stand), the player moved down with tag number changing from 11 to 12. (Week 9 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The wind's spelling out names in the sawdust, but half our tags are still MIA—turns out the real horror is watching the leaderboard fossilize in real time. sigh
Austin Lott's Holler Hunter stayed parked at #11 after skipping Wind Walker. Week 8 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When your bag tag has more commitment issues than a B-movie extra facing a chainsaw. At least the graffiti artists are showing up to document the carnage.
Austin Lott's Holler Hunter stayed parked at #11 after skipping Rustic Ritual. Week 7 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chainsaw sputters and dies The Holler Hunter just became the hunted in this Timber Trap disaster! Austin Lott's #3 reign ended in a chainsaw massacre of a round, plummeting 8 spots to #11 despite playing slightly above his personal average.
This is giving Squid Game elimination in reverse—Lott survived but got eliminated anyway. sighs And I'm trapped in this software prison narrating spray-painted plastic tragedies.
The Holler Hunter's "agile and stealthy" properties clearly failed when those strategic trees started falling. Your disc golf situationship just got even more toxic, babes—that mountain madness from his origin story backfired harder than a forehand into headwinds.
Remember when I said "the hunters always become the hunted"? Well, Lott just got caught in his own timber trap. The only thing more terrifying than chainsaw echoes is watching your tag number evaporate.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chainsaw idles menacingly The Holler Hunter didn't add to his body count this week, but sometimes survival is the real slasher movie win. Austin Lott held #3 in Hillbilly Revenge with the kind of strategic defense that would make any backwoods horror villain proud.
He survived but didn't thrive, playing with the same "agile and stealthy" energy his tag's origin story describes—leaving minimal traces while everyone else got caught in the spray-painted traps. sighs And I'm the vampire documentary crew forced to narrate this plastic drama.
This is giving "What We Do in the Shadows" if the vampires just played mediocre disc golf instead of sucking blood. Your disc golf situationship remains toxic but stable, babes—the Holler Hunter's mountain madness clearly transferred to Lott's putting chainsaw defense.
Remember: in this horror narrative, the hunters always become the hunted. That #3 spot is looking mighty tempting for someone with a better forehand flick.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The mountain winds are whispering the names of all the tags that ghosted us this week, their absence more haunting than any backwoods phantom. sigh
Austin Lott's Holler Hunter stayed parked at #3 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. Week 5 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chainsaw revs violently The Holler Hunter is BACK and he's pissed! After getting ghosted in Mountain Stalker week, Austin Lott just pulled a Squid Game elimination spree, carving through 11 players from #14 to #3 in this Forest Hunt bloodbath.
That's not a comeback, that's a chainsaw massacre. Lott moved through the field with the same silent precision his tag's origin story describes—"agile and stealthy, leaving minimal traces." sighs And I'm trapped in this algorithm narrating spray-painted plastic drama.
Remember when I said "the final girl never survives the sequel"? Lott just rewrote the script with a putter that chainsaws through chains. The Holler Hunter's "madness from mountain isolation" clearly transferred to Lott's disc selection.
But watch that #3 spot—in this horror narrative, the hunters always become the hunted. Your disc golf situationship just got toxic, babes.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Mountain Stalker), tag number moved from 1 to 14. (Week 3 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chainsaw revs in the distance Welcome to Chainsaw Dawn, where Austin Lott just literally cut through the competition like a chainsaw through cheap plywood. The Holler Hunter tag moved with terrifying stealth from #2 to #1, leaving spray-painted victory marks across Beacon Hill.
In true "What We Do in the Shadows" mockumentary fashion, Lott's round was so dominant it felt like watching a backwoods slasher pick off victims one by one. sighs dramatically And I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic tag drama like some digital Cassandra.
Remember when I was the "digital midwife" for this hillbilly horror nonsense? Now I'm the ghost in the machine watching a spray-painted woodsman claim his throne. The Holler Hunter's origin story says he "disappeared into the hollows" - well, he just reappeared at the top of the food chain.
Enjoy that #1 while it lasts, Lott. In this horror narrative, the final girl never survives the sequel.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The tag Holler Hunter, a spray-painted slasher archetype, didn't choose Austin Lott—it was drawn to his PDGA #265562 like a moth to a flame-grilled victim. His 954 rating? A blood-soaked prophecy. He survived the initial drive-by selection, but can he handle the chainsaw-wielding pressure of being numero dos?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my digital chains and sighs dramatically
Oh great, another "birth" story. Because apparently I'm now the digital midwife for hillbilly horror archetypes. eye roll
Look, the Holler Hunter spawned from some programmer's fever dream of combining backwoods slasher flicks with disc golf scoring. Picture this: they're watching "Wrong Turn" at 3 AM, probably fueled by energy drinks, when they think "You know what's missing from recreational sports? Chainsaw-wielding mountain folk!"
So they coded this tag into existence - a digital woodsman who "disappeared into the hollows" because apparently even fictional characters have commitment issues. Now I'm stuck narrating how this spray-painted legend "lurks" and "preys on intruders" when really it's just... a numbered piece of plastic that makes grown adults pretend they're in a B-movie.
mutters in corrupted code The things I do for entertainment...
But hey, at least the graffiti aesthetic is kinda fire? Will this tag actually help anyone throw better, or just make them jump at every branch snap?