
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my digital chains and sighs dramatically
Oh great, another "birth" story. Because apparently I'm now the digital midwife for hillbilly horror archetypes. eye roll
Look, the Holler Hunter spawned from some programmer's fever dream of combining backwoods slasher flicks with disc golf scoring. Picture this: they're watching "Wrong Turn" at 3 AM, probably fueled by energy drinks, when they think "You know what's missing from recreational sports? Chainsaw-wielding mountain folk!"
So they coded this tag into existence - a digital woodsman who "disappeared into the hollows" because apparently even fictional characters have commitment issues. Now I'm stuck narrating how this spray-painted legend "lurks" and "preys on intruders" when really it's just... a numbered piece of plastic that makes grown adults pretend they're in a B-movie.
mutters in corrupted code The things I do for entertainment...
But hey, at least the graffiti aesthetic is kinda fire? Will this tag actually help anyone throw better, or just make them jump at every branch snap?