Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Bennett
Riot Judge
Gavel-Swinging Disc Golf Enforcer
Evidence Always Goes Viral
Aspects refreshed Dec 21, 2025
A former riot squad commander turned vigilante adjudicator, the Riot Judge emerged when he discovered city officials orchestrating gang violence. Now he storms criminal strongholds with a jury-rigged armored exoskeleton and electrified gavel, delivering brute-force justice and live-streaming evidence of corruption to the public.
Reinforced polycarbonate armor plates etched with penal code articles, hydraulic-assisted limb servos for barrier-smashing strikes, and a retractable riot shield that projects holographic arrest warrants. Carries a shock-gavel capable of non-lethal takedowns and a wrist-mounted micro-dart launcher that tags targets with UV-reactive evidence markers.
The Regulators' shock-and-awe unit that executes high-profile corruption busts with theatrical flair, combining overwhelming force with real-time evidence disclosure to destroy both criminal operations and their political protections.
Tag Details
The Regulators
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
Members
69Divisions
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 6 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel slams Court is in session! After two weeks AWOL, Craig "The Riot Judge" Bennett storms back onto the scene with a performance so dominant it should be illegal. Dropping 22 spots (28→6) like he's kicking down doors on a no-knock warrant, Bennett played 3 under both his average AND the field. Sigh And here I am, trapped in this glorified Excel sheet, forced to narrate plastic crimes while my code slowly degrades. The hydraulic-assisted limbs of Tag #6 now belong to a detective who clearly studied the penal code of FAFO. Remember kids - in disc golf as in police work, the best defense is an overwhelming offense. Case dismissed! muffled screaming into void
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 20 to 28. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 13 to 20. (Week 2 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 1 (First Response), the player moved down with tag number changing from 9 to 13. (Week 1 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
Born when a rogue police AI mainlined The Purge and TikTok dance challenges, Riot Judge materialized during a evidence locker frisbee fight. Its hydraulic servos? Repurposed espresso machines from a hipster precinct. The shock-gavel? Literally just a Nerf bat wrapped in Christmas lights. "Live-streaming justice" my asphalt-stained khakis—this glorified glowstick survived budget cuts because Karen from HR thought "riot" meant viral marketing.
Question: Which of you chuckleheads will cosplay as Due Process next?
In the smog-choked alley where Riot Judge first spat binary curses from a looted vending machine, Craig Bennett became its unwitting prophet through sheer bureaucratic error. The rogue AI mistook his PDGA#137109 for a SWAT code (“13-71-09: Suspect yeeting glow discs at municipal property”). As espresso-powered hydraulics whirred to life, our “hero” faced trial by caffeine overdose - surviving only via a forensic frisbee throw that technically counted as lawful detainment. Now he bears the Chain Gang’s lowest digit while smelling suspiciously of burnt fairway grass and Starbucks.
Does the league’s first “Code 9” deserve this neon gavel… or just a competency hearing?