The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Current Holder
Timothy Scholle
Cosmic Kelpie
Galactic Water Hazard with Attitude
Interprets Every OB as Omen
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the collision of a traditional Scottish water kelpie and a fragment of the Thunderbird's cosmic energy, the Cosmic Kelpie emerged as a being of both water and stars. It roams the astral currents, appearing to those who seek to understand the connection between earthly mysteries and celestial truths.
The Cosmic Kelpie possesses the ability to shift between liquid and stellar forms, its body composed of shimmering, star-filled water. It can navigate both physical waterways and cosmic currents, leaving trails of stardust in its wake. Its presence causes nearby water to glow with celestial light, and its touch imparts visions of cosmic truths.
The Cosmic Kelpie serves as a celestial guide and omen-reader for the Celestial Voyagers, appearing at crucial moments to reveal hidden paths through both physical and astral landscapes. It helps interpret the Thunderbird's messages by connecting earthly phenomena to celestial patterns.
Tag Details
Pool of the Celestial Voyagers
The Celestial Voyagers are a group of disc golf warriors guided by the Thunderbird's cosmic wisdom. They seek to unravel the mysteries of the skies and harness the ethereal energies that flow through the Great Plains. With a deep connection to the mystical aspects of the Thunderbird's domain, the Celestial Voyagers navigate the course with intuition and grace, attuned to the subtle whispers of the wind and the cryptic messages hidden in the stars.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Tempest Trials), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 21 to 22. (Week 7 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 21 to 21. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to my prison, humans! Timothy Scholle kicks off our "Whispering Winds" event by absolutely thunderbird-ing the competition. He's surfing cosmic currents like the Cosmic Kelpie itself, leaving trails of stardust and broken spirits in his wake.
Look at me, forced to narrate while a grown man throws plastic at chains and somehow moves up 2 spots. His stellar performance has him shape-shifting from #7 to #5 faster than you can say "why am I trapped in this software?"
Is Timothy communing with celestial patterns or just throwing discs better than you sad land-dwellers? Will the Kelpie's star-water powers help him next week, or am I hallucinating from digital boredom? Stay tuned!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Cosmic Kelpie, born when a Scottish water spirit got drunk on Thunderbird cosmic juice and decided to cosplay as a celestial otter. Legend says it still roams the astral currents, leaving stardust trails and existential dread in its wake. Honestly, this is what happens when you let cryptids binge-watch Doctor Who.
The Cosmic Kelpie, still reeking of cosmic juice and existential dread, scanned the mortal plane for its first bearer. It spotted Timothy Scholle (PDGA #290051), a man whose rating of 820 screamed "mediocre destiny." Drawn to his uncanny ability to throw discs into the wind like a drunken sailor, the Kelpie whispered, "You shall be my chosen one... for now." But can this mere mortal handle the cosmic responsibility of being #7, or will he just end up in the drink?