ElevateUT Showdown Series
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Bennett
Gatling Gallimimus
Azure-Blurred Gallimimus with Gatling Justice
Restraint In A Trigger-Happy Galaxy
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Originally developed as a rapid response unit for the Nova Brigade, the Gatling Gallimimus was created when a young Gallimimus showed extraordinary courage by defending a settlement against raiders using only its speed and wit. The Nova Brigade's engineers worked with the dinosaur to integrate an advanced targeting system and rotating energy weapon array that complemented its natural abilities without compromising its graceful movement.
The Gatling Gallimimus combines incredible speed (reaching up to 60 mph) with a sophisticated rotating energy weapon system mounted along its flanks. Its neural interface allows precise targeting while running, and its power core is efficiently integrated into its muscular system. The weapons can switch between stunning and defensive modes, reflecting the Nova Brigade's commitment to measured force.
Serves as a rapid response unit for the Nova Brigade, specializing in perimeter defense and escort missions. Their presence often deters conflicts without violence, as their reputation for precision and restraint is well-known.
Tag Details
Nova Brigade
A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Speeds across the fairway at 60mph Look, I didn't sign up to narrate high-speed chases, but here we are! Craig Bennett just went full Fast & Furious on us, snatching the Gatling Gallimimus and leaving 13 players in his cybernetic dust. And because nothing says "casual disc golf" like mounted energy weapons, he's now patrolling the course perimeter with rotating defense cannons. rolls eyes dramatically
Like, seriously? A neural targeting interface for throwing plastic? Y'all are trying WAY too hard. But I guess that's what happens when you shoot this well. Will anyone dare challenge our new rapid response unit? Or should we just admit these weapon systems are completely unnecessary for disc golf? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts space-cowboy hat
Listen up, pardners! Craig Bennett just pulled a quick-draw maneuver that'd make a Mandalorian blush, galloping up ELEVEN spots with our favorite trigger-happy turkey, the Gatling Gallimimus.
zooms camera dramatically
Y'all, I'm starting to think this cyber-dino's targeting system is working TOO well. Like, who even approved mounting rotary cannons on the fastest dinosaur? That's like giving a caffeinated squirrel a paintball gun!
But here we are, watching Bennett channel his inner space cowboy, while I'm still stuck narrating this cosmic rodeo. Can our sharp-shooting duo maintain their position, or will they end up faster than their shadows? 🦖🤠
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how a Gallimimus ended up with a freakin' Gatling gun. Well, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this origin story is wilder than a Westworld host on the fritz! See, some egghead Nova Brigade nerd decided to go all "Pimp My Dino" on yours truly. Now I'm stuck narrating this cosmic rodeo. Thanks, Obama! 🙄
adjusts invisible documentary camera
Well folks, it seems Gatling Gallimimus has chosen its first victim- I mean, champion. Craig Bennett, PDGA #137109, apparently impressed our trigger-happy dino with his ability to rapid-fire forehand drives like there's no tomorrow. The prehistoric peashooter practically galloped to him! But can this 931-rated chosen one handle the responsibility of a dinosaur that's literally strapped? Stay tuned, space cowboys! 🦖🔫