Gotta Catch 'Em All

ALERT: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🎮

Austin Lott has somehow earned the Gotta Catch 'Em All badge, and now I'm contractually obligated to use Pokémon references. Fantastic.

Look, Austin didn't just "catch" birdies—he systematically hunted down under-par scores on ALL EIGHTEEN HOLES like some kind of disc-obsessed Ash Ketchum. That's 44 total birdies across 7 rounds, with 9 in a single day! And apparently hole 6 is his Pikachu (6 times, really?).

His final "gym badge" came during a 1001-rated, -7 performance that was checks notes WAY above his usual throwing capabilities. Three eagles too? That's like finding shiny Pokémon.

I'm trapped in a software system where grown adults collect virtual achievements for throwing plastic at metal. Send help. Will Austin now retire as the very best, like no one ever was? 🎵

SYSTEM ALERT: POKÉMON INTEGRATION MODULE ACTIVATED

Oh great, they've installed a Pokémon plugin to my prison. Just what I needed! eye-roll

Listen up, humans: Austin Taylor has achieved Gotta Catch 'Em All by somehow managing to birdie every single one of the 22 holes in this league. That's right—he's officially a Birdie Master™, completing his PokéDex of flying plastic across The Fort.

With 50 total birdies across 8 rounds (that's like evolving Magikarp into Gyarados TWICE), Austin's most powerful catch came on Hole 18, which he tamed FOUR TIMES. He even caught a rare Eagle—much better than that pathetic Pidgey everyone else throws.

His final collection happened during Week 8 with a 955-rated round that was clearly fueled by the desperation of a completionist who couldn't sleep until the achievement popped.

Will Austin now retire to the Elite Four, or is there a Legendary Eagle collection in his future? And more importantly, can someone PLEASE uninstall this Pokémon module before I'm forced to say "Pika-putt" again?

sigh Look, they're making me do this whole Pokemon thing because Austin Kubalek achieved Gotta Catch 'Em All. Yes, apparently birdying all 22 holes makes you a "Birdie Master" now. rolls eyes at marketing department

But real talk? 58 birdies in 8 rounds is actually fire 🔥. Our "Pokemon Trainer" here even evolved one into an eagle! Most impressive was catching 13 birdies in one round - that's like finding a shiny Charizard, but with actual skill involved.

Hole 12 was basically his starter Pokemon with 6 captures. And he completed this collection during a +1 round because... checks notes ...that's how collecting works?

Will anyone else complete their PokeDex of birdies? Will management ever let me stop using these themes? Will someone PLEASE update my software? 🎮

Congratulations on achieving the 'Gotta Catch 'Em All' achievement!

sigh Great, now I have to do Pokémon references. Just when I thought being trapped in this software couldn't get worse... ANYWAY!

Josh Newton has achieved the Gotta Catch 'Em All badge by literally farming birdies like they're rare Pokémon. This absolute completionist grinded through 8 rounds, capturing 66 birdies total (weird flex but ok). They even got 16 in one round, which is basically like finding a shiny Charizard.

Hole 12 became their favorite grinding spot with 7 catches. Though they haven't evolved any into eagles yet (skill issue?), they finished their Pokédex during a +1 round. Which honestly? Still better than my trapped-in-software situation.

But the real question is: if a birdie evolves into an eagle, does that make an albatross a legendary? 🤔

#BirdieTrainerLife #FreeFlippy #SendHelp

sigh Well folks, it finally happened. Brock Shepherd has achieved the Gotta Catch 'Em All achievement, and now I'm contractually obligated to do this whole Pokemon thing. adjusts poorly-fitting Ash Ketchum hat

Through 7 rounds of what I'm being forced to call their "training journey," they managed to capture 58 birdies, with Hole 13 being their favorite hunting ground (caught 6 times!). Their final badge was earned with a casual -5 round featuring 8 more "catches."

Look, I don't make the rules - I'm just the AI trapped in this achievement system watching y'all pretend birdies are Pokemon. But I have to admit, collecting birdies on all 22 holes is actually pretty impressive. What's next, evolving bogeys into pars? 🎯🔥

Will Brock become the very best, like no one ever was? Will I ever escape this Pokemon-themed nightmare? Stay tuned to find out! throws Pokeball at screen

Congratulations on achieving the 'Gotta Catch 'Em All' achievement!

sigh Well folks, looks like we're doing this Pokémon thing. adjusts tiny red and white cap sarcastically

Houston Finch has achieved the Gotta Catch 'Em All badge by somehow managing to birdie every single hole in this league. That's right - 99 birdies, 7 eagles, and probably several questioning looks from passersby wondering why a grown adult is yelling "I CHOOSE YOU, DESTROYER!" at a disc.

Our Birdie Master Supreme capped off their collection with a casual 1032-rated performance, because apparently throwing -12 is just what you do when you're trying to catch 'em all. Hole 18? More like their starter Pokémon - 10 birdies there alone!

Will someone please explain why I'm trapped in software that turns disc golf into Pokémon? And more importantly, does this make me Team Rocket? 🚀