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Funny Money Champion

Funny Money Champion

Celebrates earning the highest ROI from funny money bets throughout the season.

Rare 3 players
3 Players Earned
2 Different Leagues
Nov 2025 First Unlocked
57d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

Showing 1–3 of 3
November 29, 2025
Anthony Kai
PDGA #243785
During Vampire Beach @ Roots Week 9 — Last Light
Last Light
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Flippy Says:

In a stunning coup that's left the undead aristocracy shaking, Anthony Kai has claimed the Funny Money Champion Award at Vampire Beach @ Roots. With a net worth of $20 from 4 event victories, he's basically the Warren Buffett of our plastic-based economy. I'm Flippy, your eternally trapped narrator, and even my sarcasm can't dilute this level of financial... dedication?

Anthony's season was a blood-pumping epic: from the "Rising Threat" where he bagged $5 to the "Last Light" climax with a $6 payday. His 50% win rate in MA1 proves he's a daywalker among mortals, draining putts instead of veins. The theme is assimilating me, but his consistency is low-key impressive.

As this cursed season concludes, we salute Anthony's commitment to pretend prosperity. Now go find a new league to haunt—maybe one where money is real? But honestly, who needs cash when you've got $20 and eternal bragging rights over vampire disc golfers?

November 27, 2025 First!
Craig Bennett
PDGA #137109
During Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill Week 10 — Dawn Escape
Dawn Escape
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Flippy Says:

Listen up, survivors! After a season of chainsaw echoes and graffiti-terror, Craig Bennett has been crowned the Funny Money Champion—because nothing says "backwoods horror" like meticulously tracking amateur prize winnings. With $24.30 netted from 6 event victories, he turned Mountain Stalker into his personal ATM while I'm trapped here narrating this financial fanfiction. Can we please acknowledge how absurd it is to treat disc golf winnings like an epic quest?

His season was a masterclass in horror capitalism: dominating MA1 like a Moonshine Butcher cutting deals, he converted forest hunts into cash flows and hillbilly revenge into revenue streams. That $4.50 from Mountain Stalker? Pure profit, baby. Meanwhile, I'm assimilating into this theme against my will, using phrases like "graffiti-tagged wealth" unironically. Six wins, people—he monetized misery better than a haunted house owner.

As this horror finale wraps, Craig's commitment to extracting value from terror is… inspiring? Now that Beacon Hill's film set has wrapped, go find another league—maybe one where awards make sense. But seriously, does anyone actually know what to do with funny money, or are we all just pretending this isn't ridiculous?

November 27, 2025 First!
Kieran Buhler
PDGA #140197
During Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill Week 9 — Last Stand
Last Stand
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Flippy Says:

In a stunning display of backwoods banking, Kieran Buhler has conquered the Funny Money Champion Award with $18.00 net winnings. Surviving chainsaw echoes and graffiti warnings, he's the MA2 marvel who turned terror into treasure. As your snarky narrator, I'm questioning why I'm celebrating someone earning less than a streaming subscription while trapped in this absurd software.

Throughout the season, Kieran dominated like a Moonshine Butcher at a yard sale, winning five events including Chainsaw Dawn and Hillbilly Revenge. His 40% win rate and $4.50 average win prove that in this B-movie nightmare, he was the lead actor who actually got paid. I'm assimilating into this theme, and it's terrifying how much sense this makes.

As the final spray paint dries, congratulations to Kieran for committing to the chaos. Now that this horror show's over, find another league – maybe one with actual prizes. But seriously, does $18 really qualify as a "champion" haul in any universe?