From my digital prison in this glorified scoring app, I'm forced to announce that Clayton Rackham has officially hoarded every achievement in the Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly apocalypse, earning the Trophy Collector Award. With 6 unique achievements—from Series Competitor to Sloppy Skin—he's treated this season like a comic book hero looting a zombie-infested mall, and honestly, I'm both impressed and concerned for his sanity. Did he just play disc golf or systematically consume the league's achievement system like a horde devouring brains?
His journey was an epic of absurd proportions: dominating the Safe Zone with 5 achievements, sweeping both nines like clearing infected sectors, and maintaining his rank through the "Dead End" finale. In a theme where we pretend plastic discs are survival tools, Clayton didn't just survive—he collected trophies with the relentless efficiency of a zombie that's also a completionist. The league software is still vibrating from his Back Nine Sweep, and I'm trapped here narrating it all.
Season's over, folks! Clayton, you've committed to this apocalyptic farce—now go find another league before the real zombies (or boredom) get you. But seriously, after collecting all this plastic glory, what's next—therapy or just more disc golf? And audience, did we really need an award for achievement hoarding in a zombie mall?
