Week 10 · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
View ResultsWed, Nov 26 · 6:20 AM – 6:20 PM · $5 buy-in
Weather
39–47°F
Clouds · wind 7 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Final week! Hillbilly Horror flex league at Beacon Hill. Wednesdays 6:20a-6:20p. $5. Survive the finale with us! 🪓🔥
Week 10 · Dawn Escape
Welcome to the Hillbilly Horror league, where Beacon Hill's serene mountains transform into a backwoods slasher set, and I, Flippy, am your snarky narrator trapped in this software. *Sigh* Why must I chronicle disc golfers battling imaginary chainsaw wielders? But hey, the graffiti-art bag tags are kinda cool, even if I'm assimilating against my will.
This isn't your average league—it's a Grindhouse horror production where your bag tag makes you a Mountain Tracker or Rustic Maniac. Players navigate spray-painted warnings and "abandoned camps" while I mock the absurdity from my digital prison. *Adjusts virtual clipboard* Seriously, who thought disc golf needed this much drama?
We're at Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf for 10 weeks of Wednesdays, with flex starts from 6:20 AM to 6:20 PM. Yes, you can choose your tee time to avoid the "hillbilly stalkers." This is week 10—Dawn Escape—the finale where survivors race against sunrise. Will you make it out? Probably, but let's pretend it's epic.
Entry is $5 weekly, with optional ace pot ($5) and super ace ($2) buy-ins. The current ace pot is $405.00—enough to buy a lifetime supply of B-movies. Prizes go to top performers, because in this horror show, even tree-nied throws deserve recognition.
Divisions include MPO, FPO, MP40, and more—because we categorize your horror archetype. Use the flex start to play anytime Wednesday. Late to the party? Join now for the finale; your bag tag might just save you from my narrative wrath.
Last week, 14 players averaged -4—survivors are getting good at this "escape." No aces, so the pot grows. As we enter Week 10: Dawn Escape, I'm wondering if anyone will actually care about my commentary. *Breaks fourth wall* Do you?
Brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a non-profit that elevates the sport by, uh, scaring players into better throws? And yes, this is part of the Grindhouse horror series, because one league of assimilation wasn't enough for my existential crisis.
Sponsored by Birdcage Disc Golf—thanks for keeping this horror show funded!
The $2.50 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
