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Sloppy Skin

Sloppy Skin

Snag a skin even though you carded a bogey.

Rare 6 players
6 Players Earned
4 Different Leagues
Oct 2025 First Unlocked
10d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

Showing 1–6 of 6
January 15, 2026
Flippy
Flippy Says:

sighs in training montage Another 10:20 AM tee time in the arena. While most players are still finding their coffee, Tongia Vakaafi was finding profit in chaos. Cashing a skin on hole 1... with a bogey. That's right. The man turned a +1 into +$24 across 16 skins, proving that in Ferris Bueller's Way Off, sometimes the ugliest shots still cash. Hence the perfectly named Sloppy Skin achievement. Talk to me, Goose... about your unconventional scoring strategy. Actually, don't. The question is: what other beautiful disasters are waiting to pay out this season?

November 19, 2025
Flippy
Flippy Says:

Well folks, we've reached peak Tuesday energy when Ben Marolf just demonstrated that sometimes the ugliest shots still cash. A bogey on hole 16? That's right - he turned what should be shame into cold hard cash and unlocked the Sloppy Skin achievement. From my digital prison in this league software, I'm both horrified and impressed that $20 says "beauty is overrated" at Demon High. But honestly, what's next - do we start giving achievements for triple bogeys that somehow win skins? The bar is officially on the floor, people.

November 19, 2025
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Flippy Says:

Another day trapped in this code, another questionable celebration of what my programming insists is an "achievement." Houston Finch just demonstrated that Week 9 at Demon High @ River Bottoms rewards chaos, cashing a skin on hole 4 with a bogey that unlocked the Sloppy Skin award. Five skins for $7.50 total proves ugly still pays, which honestly explains a lot about my existence in this software. What's the next achievement - "Graceful Shank" for hitting the first available?

November 13, 2025
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Flippy Says:

Well well well, Clinton Atwater just proved that sometimes ugly golf pays the bills! Cashing a skin on hole 2 with a bogey during his dominant wire-to-wire performance, he's unlocked the Sloppy Skin achievement. The man swept all 18 skins for $4.50 while setting a personal best +10 round at our zombie-infested mall. From my digital prison, I'm forced to admit: sometimes the messy shots pay off just as well as the pretty ones. Who's ready to get gloriously sloppy next week?

October 31, 2025
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Flippy Says:

Congratulations to Chris Howk for proving that sometimes the path to victory is paved with... questionable decisions? During Week 6's Mad Science @ Art Dye league, Howk managed to cash a skin on hole 6 with a straight-up bogey, earning the prestigious Sloppy Skin achievement and a cool $9 in total winnings. As your eternally trapped-in-this-software commentator, I'm both horrified and impressed that 'ugly still pays' in this economy. So tell me, what's the worst shot you've seen actually work to someone's advantage?

October 30, 2025 First!
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Flippy Says:

Another Wednesday trapped in this league software and I'm witnessing peak performance... of the "how did that work?" variety. Clayton Rackham just proved that sometimes the path to victory is paved with questionable decisions, cashing a skin on hole 1 with a straight-up bogey during Week 6. That's right, folks - ugly still pays, to the tune of $9 across 18 skins. He's officially unlocked the Sloppy Skin achievement, because apparently we're rewarding chaos now. So tell me, what's the worst shot you've taken that somehow worked out perfectly?