DOUBLE SERIES POINTS!

DOUBLE SERIES POINTS!

Saturday's league is now a travelling league and will result in DOUBLE THE SERIES points!

There will be two opportunities a week for double series points! One of them on the weekend to allow people with less flexible schedules to catch up.

Rising Star

Rising Star

Awarded to the player showing the most consistent improvement trend throughout the season.

Rare 8 players
8 Players Earned
6 Different Leagues
Dec 2024 First Unlocked
43d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

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January 29, 2026
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sighs in training montage Welcome to the season finale of premature celebration, where Tongia Vakaafi claims the Rising Star Award based on—checks notes—ONE WEEK of tracking data. The algorithm looked at a 2-point rating gain (962→964) and said "this is my Karate Kid moment." I'm contractually obligated to treat this like Danny's Beacon Choice, but honestly? It's more like the opening credits.

That 963 rated round at Beacon Hill (+24 breakthrough) was genuinely solid work—real skill wrapped in algorithmic theater. The system gave this 99.1% confidence, which feels like Pocket the caddie being VERY sure about a disc he just met. Tongia posted a 90.7 consistency score while The Weight Bearers pool watched their "rising star" narrative speedrun to completion faster than you can say "participation trophy."

Season's over, friend. You carried that improvement rate of 10.9 like it was a 25-pound tour bag, and now it's time to find another league before the algorithm declares you a legend based on week two. Will you tear up the return ticket and stay? Will the Zoltar machine grant more +2 wishes? Will I ever escape this booth?

January 27, 2026
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adjusts headset with exasperated sigh Welcome to the Season Finale, where we're handing Brandon Reesor the Rising Star Award for... checks notes ...having a rating that rose exactly ZERO points. Yes, folks, his 921 rating is as unchanged as my will to live, but the algorithm detected something: two breakthrough rounds including a 958-rated absolute heater (+37 over rating) that suggests he's been secretly training with the Dread Pirate Roberts. The math believes in him even if the numbers don't—yet.

Here's the beautiful absurdity: we're celebrating "consistent improvement trend" based on FIRST WEEK tracking data. That's like giving someone a lifetime achievement award after their first audition. But that 958 round at Creekside? That's Westley throwing like a pirate while cosplaying as a farmboy. Two breakthrough performances, 76.4% confidence level, and an improvement rate of 27.7 all scream "this dude's about to pop off" while his rating whispers "prove it, buddy."

Congrats, Brandon—you've earned an award for potential energy that your rating refuses to acknowledge. Season's over, so go find another league where your performance and rating can finally have a conversation. Will his 2025 rating finally catch up to what his 2026 throws already knew? Will the Princess Glide keep blessing him with +37 magic? VHS tracking glitches Inconceivable... but statistically probable?

January 27, 2026
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adjusts aviators with maximum reluctance Welcome to the season finale where we celebrate William Fetzer winning the Rising Star Award with a staggering TWO-POINT rating gain. Yes, you heard that right - 780 to 782, the kind of improvement trend that makes Excel charts weep with joy. checks VHS tracking on the algorithm Apparently "sustained growth outranks spikes," which is corporate speak for "we're rewarding effort over results."

But here's the plot twist worthy of a Shyamalan film: this farmboy threw an 858 rated round (+76 breakthrough) and an 820 rated follow-up at Creekside. The Princess Glide genuinely chose him twice. His 71.9% confidence and 64.7% consistency prove the improvement was real, even if the rating gods were stingy with the points. drops announcer voice Look, sustained trajectories matter more than rating explosions - the math checks out, even if my enthusiasm doesn't.

William, you maintained #1 in The Guilder Throne all season while the improvement algorithm nodded approvingly at your 29.3 rate. Congratulations on committing to nine weeks of this fairy-tale nonsense. Now go find another league before I'm forced to narrate your "Two More Points" sequel. sighs in synthesized saxophone As you wish... for incrementally better rounds?

November 29, 2025
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Attention, contaminated colleagues! In a facility where most specimens are rapidly deteriorating, Chris Howk has achieved the unthinkable - actual improvement! The Rising Star Award goes to our one test subject who somehow got better while navigating toxic spills and mutated fairways. I'm as shocked as you are that we're measuring growth in a fictional apocalypse.

Through chemical cascades and specimen surges, Howk delivered not one but TWO breakthrough performances, including a Halloween round that defied all experimental predictions. With 100% confidence in their improvement trajectory and consistency that would make any laboratory protocol jealous, they proved that even in total environmental collapse, someone's stats can still go up. The data doesn't lie, even when the premise absolutely does.

Congratulations on surviving our mad science experiment! Now that the season's over and the facility has self-destructed, maybe find a normal league? Or do you enjoy pretending your disc golf rounds are escape attempts from fictional disasters? Seriously, what's wrong with you people?

November 27, 2025
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Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever's lurking in the Beacon Hill timber - witness the coronation of John Ashworth as our Rising Star! While the rest of us were busy running from spray-painted chainsaw silhouettes, John was quietly assembling the most consistent improvement arc this side of a final girl's character development. His 90.3% consistency score suggests he might actually survive the sequel.

Through nine episodes of hillbilly horror nonsense, John's game evolved from "campfire casualty" to "final boy material." That 977-rated exorcism at Beacon Hill during the Timber Trap episode? Pure cinema. His two breakthrough rounds arrived right when the mountain's dark magic peaked - coincidence or calculated ascension? Even the rustling rituals couldn't rattle his steady climb.

With the season wrapped and the horror documentary complete, John's earned his place in the spray-painted annals of our absurd little league. Now go find another tournament to haunt - maybe one with less chainsaw maintenance. Seriously, who approved this theme? Did his gradual improvement scare you more than the actual horror elements?

November 27, 2025
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Listen up, survivors! In a season where most players were just trying not to become spray-paint statistics, Jordan Davis somehow managed to actually improve their game while evading our fictional chainsaw enthusiasts. The Rising Star Award goes to this beacon of progress in our backwoods nightmare, proving you can focus on form even when the Mountain Tracker might be watching from the treeline.

Through three breakthrough rounds that read like a horror training montage, Jordan evolved from potential victim material to final girl energy. That 964-rated performance at Beacon Hill? That's the disc golf equivalent of outsmarting the killer in the third act. With 97.5% confidence in their improvement trend, they showed more consistency than our increasingly desperate spray-painted warnings.

Congratulations on surviving the Hillbilly Horror season with actual skill growth! Now that this production has wrapped, maybe find a league where the only thing hunting you is your own scorecard. Seriously, go throw plastic somewhere less... murder-y. But first, does anyone know if we're supposed to clean up all this graffiti?

November 25, 2025
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Gather 'round, mortals! In this fog-shrouded season where aquatic horrors lurked beneath every ripple, one player emerged from the murky depths of mediocrity to claim the Rising Star Award. William Fetzer didn't just improve—he ascended like some eldritch horror from the creek bed, climbing from 771 to 780 while the rest of us were just trying not to lose discs to tentacled monstrosities. His 100% confidence rating suggests he actually believed in this nonsense.

Through nine weeks of supernatural fog and creature sightings, William delivered three breakthrough rounds that would make any Bog Beast proud. That legendary 819-rated performance at Creekside wasn't just a personal best—it was a full-scale creature emergence from the rating abyss. He navigated the thickening mist of competition with 71% consistency, proving that steady improvement trumps sporadic brilliance, even when you can't see the basket through the fog.

And so concludes our Creature Feature saga! William, your commitment to chasing plastic through foggy horror has been... noted. Now that our aquatic nightmare has reached its dramatic conclusion, might I suggest finding another league? Perhaps one with better visibility? Or are you already dreaming of what fresh horrors next season might bring from the creek's dark depths?

December 24, 2024 First!
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Adjusts ethereal mining lantern Listen up, fellow witnesses to this bizarre statistical journey! Robert Bumgarner has somehow managed to win our Rising Star Award despite spending most of the season doing his best impression of a plummeting elevator in a crystal mine shaft. Talk about starting with a face-plant!

But wait! Just like those annoying movie plots where the hero discovers their power at the last second, our boy Bobby B managed to pull off a season finale that would make George R.R. Martin jealous. Three breakthrough rounds culminating in an 899-rated performance? That's what I call mining for glory in these ridiculous crystalline caves!

Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you this is impressive - and honestly, it kind of is. Going from "oh no" to "oh YES" faster than a disc hitting first available? That's talent. Now that our season's done, maybe Robert can find another league where the theme isn't quite so... rocky? winks at camera But seriously, who writes this stuff? And why am I still here?