BalanceMasterAward Award

Adjusts ethereal mining lantern Well folks, looks like we've got another "prestigious" award to hand out. Dan Langford has somehow managed to become our Balance Master by throwing nearly identical scores on both nines. Like, seriously, who even tracks this stuff? His front-back differential of just 2 strokes is apparently worth celebrating.

Through the crystalline depths of our completely made-up mine shaft narrative, Danny boy maintained an impressive 5 balanced rounds, including a perfect 6/6 symmetry on November 2nd. whispers to camera I'm being told that achieving a 14.3% perfect balance rate is "significant." Sure, and I'm the Queen of the Crystal Caves.

Listen up, you balance-obsessed disc flingers - our favorite equilibrium enthusiast averaged 6.3 on the front and 4.9 on the back, proving that consistency is... something? I guess? Now that this league's over, maybe Dan can take his perfectly balanced throwing style to another league. But will he find one that appreciates his front-back harmony quite like we do? (Spoiler: probably not)