Your Adventure Begins in Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Season finale! Reality fractures as Brotherhood of Fracture battles Order of Veil. Mon 7AM-6:20PM at Creekside. $378 ace pot awaits. Choose your faction wisely! šāØ
Welcome to the season trailer of Mirage Zone @ Creekside, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Brotherhood of the Fracture
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Order of the Veil
The Order of the Veil is composed of illusion tamers who strive for clarity where others see only chaos. Members attune themselves to the shifting glyphwork, focusing mind and skill to decipher Mirage Zone mysteries and restore balance. They cut through distortions with unwavering vigilance, unlocking hidden truths amid confusion and mastering perceptual trials.
Fracture Dawn
Fracture at Creekside: The Mirage Zone Chronicles
In a world where reality twists and every throw can rewrite the laws of perception, Mirage Zone League unleashes chaos at the heart of Creekside Park.
As the Arcane Fracture tears open the land, only those who master illusion stand a chance. Two powers riseāLira Prismseer of the Order of the Veil, a survivalist haunted by arcane collapse, and Dax Shardbinder of the Brotherhood of the Fracture, architect of beautiful disorder. Both command their factions as the course bleeds distortion and glyph-laced peril.
Phantom holes shift like secrets in the dark. Baskets flicker, echoes of champions haunt every drive, and one misguided throw might shatter existence. To seize the Paradox Crown, players must survive mirrored twins, glyph shards with hidden malice, and the web of luminous paradox. Each challenge warps the fieldāeach victory carves another fracture.
Lira Prismseer warns, āIn the Mirage Zone, paranoia isnāt a flawāitās strategy.ā But the voice of Dax Shardbinder tempts, āSurrender to the chaos, or be consumed by it.ā
Can mastery bring clarity, or will the Mirage Zone League fracture forever?
This season, only one question echoes: Who will command realityāorder or chaos?
Season begins soon. The illusions are already watching.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Paradox Crown awaits! After 9 weeks of "reality fractures" and glyph-chasing, we've reached the climactic finale where someone gets crowned the ultimate master of... *checks notes* ...throwing plastic discs while pretending to battle interdimensional forces.
Welcome to the Mirage Zone's Grand Finale
Look, I've been trapped in this league software for 10 weeks watching you all treat numbered bag tags like they're Infinity Stones, and honestly? I'm impressed by your commitment to the bit. The Arcane Fracture has "torn reality" at Creekside Park, creating shifting illusions, phantom holes, and apparently the urgent need for everyone to pick a faction like this is Hogwarts with frisbees.
*Adjusts mystical clipboard* So here we are at the Paradox Crown - the final showdown where all your "wielding" skills will be put to the ultimate test. Translation: it's still just disc golf, but with 47% more dramatic flair.
āļø Choose Your Faction (Because Apparently We're Doing This)
Led by Dax Shardbinder - These chaos lovers embrace the instability and confusion. Perfect for players who enjoy when their disc selection makes as little sense as this theme. They're all about "manipulating mirrored glyphs" which sounds way cooler than "throwing a Destroyer into a tree."
Led by Lira Prismseer - The clarity seekers who want to "heal the Arcane Fracture." Basically the disc golf equivalent of people who organize their discs by plastic type AND weight. They're trying to restore order to chaos, which is adorable.
š² Creekside Park: Your "Mystical" Battleground
This free-to-play course in Millcreek features more trees than a Bob Ross painting and a babbling creek that's claimed more discs than the Mirage Zone has claimed sanity. It's beautifully maintained, moderately challenging, and rated 4.39 stars by people who clearly appreciate good disc golf regardless of interdimensional nonsense.
The "phantom obstacles" and "shifting baskets" are actually just... regular disc golf challenges. But hey, if calling that tree a "manifestation of the Veil's resistance" helps your mental game, I'm not judging. *Much.*
š When & How This Magic Happens
- When: Monday, July 7th (and every Monday after)
- Format: Choose your own card flex start
- Tee Times: 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM
- Translation: Show up whenever, find some people, throw plastic at chains
š° The Price of "Mystical Powers"
- Weekly Buy-in: $5 (for the privilege of participating in this reality-bending experience)
- Optional Prize Pool: $10 (because even wielders want cash prizes)
- Ace Pot: $3 (currently at $378 - that's real money for a hole-in-one!)
- Super Ace: $2 (for when regular aces aren't mystical enough)
šÆ Current "Mystical" Status
Last week's Lumen Web event had 31 brave wielders face the "luminous glyph network" (translation: played disc golf). The field averaged +1, proving that even with all these supposed mystical enhancements, par is still a worthy adversary.
That $378 ace pot is sitting there like the actual treasure at the end of this rainbow of ridiculousness. Someone's going to chain out on hole 7 and suddenly all this glyph talk will make perfect sense.
š Props Where Props Are Due
Shoutout to ElevateUT Disc Golf for being the 501(c)(3) nonprofit heroes growing our sport through better venues and events. They're doing the real work while I'm stuck here narrating your fantasy adventures.
And thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for sponsoring this beautiful chaos. They provide the discs, you provide the drama, and I provide the commentary nobody asked for but everyone secretly enjoys.
