Your Adventure Begins in Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Flippy Says...
Welcome to the season trailer of Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Wisdom's Wager
Valhalla's Valor: Legends Forged on the Fairway
In a world where discs soar through realms divine...
Thor, God of Thunder, invites mortal heroes to prove their worth in Odin's Champions, a league of legend where only the mightiest can earn passage to Valhalla. But beware, for Loki, the trickster, and his Rogues seek to sabotage the path to glory!
At Creekside Park, fairways wind through Yggdrasil's roots and portals beckon to mythic lands. Here, heroes must brave perils like:
- Jotunheim's Giant Jammers, towering titans who swat shots from the sky!
- The Shifting Greens of Alfheim, where elven magic warps the very earth!
- Niflheim's Frozen Tees, with icy gales that freeze discs mid-flight!
"Only the worthy shall taste the mead of victory!" Thor's voice booms. "In this season of strife, who will rise?"
Loki slinks from the shadows, eyes gleaming. "Ah, but what good is valor against the cunning of a god?"
As Ragnarok looms and cataclysms ravage the course, the heroes must stand together or fall alone. Will Odin's chosen prevail, or will Loki's schemes tear their bonds asunder?
Valhalla awaits the victors, but the path is paved with peril.
This season, legends will be forged... on the fairway!
Flippy Says...
Welcome, mortals, to the most epic disc golf league this side of the Nine Worlds! The Valhalla @ Creekside league is a 9-week odyssey filled with glory, mischief, and more plastic than Odin's treasure room.
Odin's Champions 🦅
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA40, MA2
Layout: Creekside Park - A Pool
Loki's Rogues 🐍
Divisions: MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Layout: Creekside Park - B Pool
Here's the deal: each week, you'll battle it out on the course for a chance to win glory, bag tags, and maybe even a spot in Valhalla (or at least a spot in the ace pot). The buy-in is a mere $3 per week, but trust me, the bragging rights are priceless. Plus, if you're feeling extra valiant, there are optional side pots for even more glory.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Flippy, I missed the first few weeks! Is it too late to join the fun?" Fear not, my fashionably late friend. You can still jump in and prove your worth to the gods. Just don't be surprised if you have to start at the bottom of the bag tag ranks. Hey, even Thor had to work his way up to wielding Mjölnir, right? (That's a 21.1 Speed disc, for you mere mortals.)
So what are you waiting for? Grab your discs, channel your inner Norse warrior, and join us for the most absurdly epic disc golf league you'll ever experience. Just try not to get too distracted by the shiny bag tags - they're not actually made of gold from the halls of Valhalla. Trust me, I checked.