
Avalanche's Eternal Promise
Event Details
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Faction Battle
A Pool
B Pool
Episode Recap
As Week 9 of the ElevateUT Altitude Series unfolded at River Bottoms, the crisp autumn air carried whispers of championship aspirations. Colby Zimmerman and Houston Finch emerged as the day's stellar performers, both carding impressive -9 rounds that showcased their mastery of the challenging layout. Finch's precision earned him additional glory with a CTP victory worth $66, while Lee Cox turned heads with a remarkable performance that soared 85 points above his rating.
The battle for supremacy intensified across all divisions, with Corey Mecham and Jared Fager posting noteworthy rounds of even-par and -6 respectively. As the penultimate week draws to a close, the leaderboard tightens and the pressure mounts. With just one week remaining in this season's journey, every stroke gained or lost could prove decisive in determining who will claim the ultimate prize in this high-altitude showdown.
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MPO Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.75 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.00 | 51.75 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 48 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -9 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ Through Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Houston Finch cascaded to victory with a stunning 1015-rated performance that rumbled +50 above his rating! After an early stumble, he unleashed an unstoppable avalanche of birdies through holes 5-9, burying the competition at -5. His final surge through 14-16 sealed the deal, proving once again he's an unstoppable force in MPO - this avalanche shows no signs of slowing! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 1 'Whispering Ferns' clings to Houston like a koala on a eucalyptus tree after his dazzling -9 defense! With a round rating higher than a skyscraper, Houston's a disc golf deity in the River Bottoms. Will he keep this precious tag like it's his One Ring, or will a sneaky Gollum snatch his glory? As the league's epic finale looms, the drama's thicker than a smoky haze. Stay tuned for this disc golf fairy tale's thrilling conclusion! #OneTagToRuleThemAll 🌿🥏
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.75 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.00 | 51.75 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 51 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
In the eternal promise of winter's embrace, Jared Fager unleashed an avalanche of birdies for a career-best -6 round ❄️! Playing a stunning 24 points above his rating, he carved through holes 1-2 and 5-6 with back-to-back birdies, building momentum like a growing snowball 🏔️. His second-place MPO finish came with remarkable resilience, bouncing back on holes 5 and 9, proving that like the mountain itself, his game continues to reach new heights!

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

In the cosmic battleground of the River Bottoms, Jared once again shines like a shooting star, defending 'Celestial Canopy' with finesse. His stellar -6 performance, soaring above his league event average, leaves competitors lost in space. With a round rating of 983, Jared's meteoric rise continues, proving he's not just a flash in the pan. Will he ride this shooting star to tag glory, or will his brilliance burn out before the final showdown? The league's tension escalates as players orbit this coveted treasure, each throw a cosmic dance towards victory in our disc golf galaxy. Jared's celestial consistency has everyone starry-eyed, wondering if he'll be the reigning star in this disc golf constellation. The stakes are high as we hurtle towards the finish line - will Jared's stellar play secure his place among the disc golf gods, or will a cosmic upset send this tag into uncharted territory? The drama unfolds under the celestial canopy, where every toss is a chance to reach for the stars.
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.75 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.00 | 51.75 |
Score | 3 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 54 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
🏔️ Kenneth Oetker unleashed an avalanche of birdies at today's -3 personal best, crushing three separate two-hole birdie streaks on holes 8-9, 11-12, and 17-18! Playing above his 947 rating, he carved through adversity with clutch bounce-backs on holes 3, 5, and 17, securing 3rd place in MPO. This frozen rope of a round (+5 to average) proves the Oetker fire is burning hotter than ever! ❄️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 4 'Verdant Veins' takes another daring leap, now in Kenneth's capable hands after a spectacular -3 performance! Kenneth's 952 round rating shines brighter than a well-polished disc, edging past their current 951 rating. This swap adds a thrilling twist to the league saga, with Kenneth swinging through the competition like a disc golf dynamo. As we near the league's climax, will Kenneth's stellar play secure tag glory, or will the verdant victory wilt under pressure? The River Bottoms whisper tales of Kenneth's triumph, making this coveted tag the talk of the town. #DiscGolfDynamo #VerdantVictory
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.75 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 2.00 | 51.75 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 54 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
In the swirling winds of the Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Zak Erickson carved out a personal best performance ❄️, shooting -3 to secure T3 in MPO. Showing remarkable resilience, he bounced back three separate times, including a crucial birdie on hole 10 that kept him in contention. His 952-rated round (+5 differential) proved he could hang with the big guns, briefly claiming the lead through holes 4-7 before settling into a podium finish. The Yeti may have found his footing in the snow! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 32 'Willow Whirl' spins into Zak's grip like a perfect storm! With a stellar -3, Zak's on fire, outshining the field average and showing off a round rating of 952, a cool 5 points above their current rating. Consistency is key, and Zak's staying in the game, ready to twirl through Willow's challenges. As we near the league's endgame, Zak's steady performance could be their ticket to the winner's circle. Keep that whirlwind momentum going, Zak! #TagTales #DiscGolfDrama
MP40 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 6.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 56.50 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 56 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 4 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ Scott Belchak carved through Avalanche's challenge with a frosty -1 finish, claiming the MP40 summit despite playing slightly below his usual 925 rating! His early birdie flurry on holes 1-2 set a promising pace, before unleashing an avalanche of his own with a scorching 5-under tear through holes 6-10. While the mountain tested his resolve with two bounce-backs needed late, our ice warrior proved once again why he's becoming the peak predator of MP40! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, Bag Tag 10 'Aurora Ridge', passed to Scott like a lukewarm latte. With a snazzy -1, Scott's on par with their league event average, treading water like a duck in a pond. This tag's journey more predictable than a rom-com plot twist. Will Scott's steady hand lead to tag triumph or a yawn-inducing end? As the league finale looms, Scott's performance is as thrilling as a rainy day in the River bottoms. Can they turn this tag tale from a snooze fest to a blockbuster? Stay tuned, disc golfers! #TagTales
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 6.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 56.50 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 57 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
In an Avalanche of excellence, John Ashworth carved his way to 2nd place in MP40, matching par with icy precision! ❄️ His personal best round featured two stellar birdie runs (holes 1-2 and 9-10), while showing remarkable resilience with six bounce-back moments. Though playing slightly below his rating (-8), he stayed in contention until hole 18's final flurry, proving once again he's a force in the winter wonderland! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 16 'Dusk Delta' dances into John's hands after a stellar E round, shining brighter than a disco ball in the River bottoms. With a league event average of 4.0, John's 920-rated performance leaves the competition feeling more shook than a shaky putt. This tag might be "just ok," but John's play today is anything but! As we near the league's grand finale, will John ride this wave of success to snag the ultimate prize, or will Dusk Delta's curse strike again under the twilight sky? #DiscoDreams #ShookInTheDark
MA1 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 48 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -9 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ The Storm King's legend grows! Colby Zimmerman shattered expectations with an avalanche of birdies, crushing his personal best with a jaw-dropping 1015-rated round (+59). His -9 masterpiece featured two devastating runs (holes 1-3 and 6-9), burying the MA1 field under his relentless assault. Like an eternal winter, Zimm's dominance shows no signs of thaw, as he continues his cold-blooded conquest of the mountain. 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, snap! Colby blazes a trail through the River Bottoms, defending 'Ember Ripples' with a scorching -9! With a round rating of 1015, Colby's on fire like a phoenix in a heatwave. Beating their league event average by 2 strokes, Colby's performance lights up the course brighter than a disco ball at a dance-off. In the final stretch of the league, this tag is a hot commodity hotter than a summer sidewalk. Will Colby's reign be legendary, or will this victory go up in smoke? The drama sizzles on! #DiscGolfDrama
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 55 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
In a frosty battle at Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Bailey Nelson carved up a -2 performance that peaked with a scorching 4-under streak through holes 7-10 ❄️. Showing true grit with four clutch bounce-backs and a +15 rating differential, they snowplowed their way to 2nd place in MA1 with a 941-rated round. Like an avalanche gathering momentum, Bailey's late surge on holes 16-17 sealed their podium finish, proving they can handle the pressure when it matters most! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 6 'Sapphire Cascade' dances into Bailey's hands, who's hitting all the right notes with a smooth -2, outshining their -2.5 league average. Bailey's consistency is more reliable than 2020 memes. This tag, a gem among rocks, adds sparkle to their journey. Will Bailey ride this treasure to the league's X marks the spot, or will it slip away like Wi-Fi signal in a tunnel? The plot thickens as the league's finale beckons, and every toss becomes a chapter in the saga of disc golf destiny. #TagTalesUntold #DiscGolfDazzle
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 55 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
In a round worthy of the Avalanche's eternal promise, Owen Millet carved up a personal best -2, earning a frosty 941-rated performance ❄️. His early surge on holes 2-3 (-2) set the tone, before weathering the storm with clutch bounce-backs on holes 7, 12, and a final birdie redemption on 18 🎯. Finishing T2 in MA1, Owen proved he's no snow flake, shooting +3 over his rating and showing true grit when the pressure mounted.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 33 'Copper Canopy' gleams anew in Owen's hands, like a shiny phoenix rising from the disc golf ashes! With a stellar -2 performance, Owen outshines the field average under the tranquil moonlit River bottoms. Consistency is key, and Owen's steady play, just 3 points above their rating, keeps them in the game. As the league hurtles towards its climax, will this tag be a lucky charm or a heavy burden for Owen? The saga continues, and the plot thickens as the final prize beckons. #MoonlitMiracle 🌙🥏
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 3 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 57 |
+/– Par | + 3 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | + 2 | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
In the Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Zack White carved through the course with precision, finishing dead even while the field averaged +1.7 ❄️. His 920-rated performance (+18 to rating) showcased remarkable resilience, with back-to-back birdies on holes 14-15 and 17-18 creating an avalanche of momentum 🎯. Like a seasoned mountaineer, he turned potential disaster into triumph with clutch bounce-backs on holes 3 and 14, proving once again that in MA1's winter wonderland, he's finding his groove!

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 13 'Enchanted Thicket' remains in Zack's hands after a defense that was more enchanting than a Hogwarts spell. With a score of E, Zack outshines their league event average by 2 strokes, leaving competitors spellbound. The tag's history may not be a fairytale, but Zack's 920 round rating, 18 points above their current 902, adds a magical twist. As we near the league finale, Zack's stellar play keeps the drama alive - will this tag bring them luck or turn out to be a thorny curse? The enchanted journey continues, and no one's shedding tears over holding onto this mystical tag. #TagTales #DiscGolfDrama
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 58 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ Amidst the Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Craig Bennett carved out a determined +1 showing, sliding into 6th place in MA1. His early game prowess sparkled with a pristine 2-under start through holes 1-2, though the course's icy challenges eventually took their toll. While his 910-rated performance dipped below his usual altitude, Craig's resilience shone through with clutch bounce-backs on holes 10 and 17, proving that like winter itself, his spirit remains unbreakable. 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 17 'Willow Whorl' continues its lukewarm journey, now in Craig's hands after a +1 performance. Craig's like the reliable side character in a sitcom, staying close to their league average amidst the calm River bottoms. This tag's saga is more predictable than a putt from 10 feet—no one's losing sleep over it. As we near the league finale, will Craig's consistency pay off like a perfect drive, or will they plateau like a disc stuck in the rough? The drama unfolds as we approach the grand showdown!
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 59 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ The Avalanche's Eternal Promise brought Spencer Livsey back to earth with a +2 finish, as our Ice King thawed with a -43 rating differential. Still, his royal resilience shone through with six bounce-back recoveries, including clutch birdies on holes 2 and 15. A late surge under par on 17-18 proved that even in warming conditions, this storm chaser's spirit remains unmelted! ⛳

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, the lukewarm reception as Spencer inherits Bag Tag 18 'Ember Echoes' with a +2 performance, sizzling 3.4 strokes above their league event average! The River Bottoms saw more ripples than flames today. Spencer, like a phoenix in a slump, must rise from these smoldering ashes to reignite their game. Will this tag spark a comeback or fizzle out in the league's fiery finale? Stay tuned for the next episode of Disc Golf Drama! 🔥🔄 #TagTagTroubles
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.86 | 2.71 | 2.71 | 4.43 | 3.71 | 2.29 | 3.00 | 2.57 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.29 | 3.86 | 2.71 | 3.43 | 2.43 | 2.43 | 56.00 |
Score | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 60 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ The avalanche swept through Ernest Pennington's game at Eternal Promise, where his 889-rated showing (-20 differential) landed 8th in MA1. While not quite reaching recent Ice King heights, his frosty finesse sparked during holes 4-5 (-2 streak), and five bounce-back moments showed that resilience runs deep. Our weather wizard might have lost some altitude, but these slopes have yet to see his peak performance! ⛷️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Ah, the lukewarm 'Golden Grove' tag finds a new companion in Ernest, who's like the reliable sidekick of our disc golf drama, always hovering near their league average. With a +3 score in the River Bottoms calm, Ernest's performance may not sparkle, but hey, at least it's consistent! As we near the league's end, Ernest's steady play keeps the tag's journey afloat, like a disc golf raft in a sea of mediocrity. Will this tag finally shine, or is it destined to be the league's forgettable accessory? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Tag 19 Tales'! #SteadyEddie #AverageAdventure
MA40 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 391 | 589 | 229 | 250 | 290 | 220 | 263 | 505 | 244 | 254 | 352 | 294 | 259 | 5837 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | C | B | C | A | D | D | E | A | D | A | D | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 4.33 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 55.67 |
Score | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 55 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
Through the swirling snow of Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Jonathon Marshall continues his icy dominion over MA40 with yet another victory! 🏔️ His -2 round and +3 rating bump showed veteran composure, especially with clutch bounce-backs on holes 8, 10, 12, and 15. While not as devastating as last week's performance, JM's late surge on hole 16 to claim first place proves that the mountain monarch's reign shows no signs of thawing ❄️ 👑

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 1 'Glimmering Brook' clings to Jonathon tighter than a stubborn tree kick on a wooded hole after a stellar defense in the River bottoms. Jonathon's on fire, shining brighter than a supernova with that smooth -2! Consistently staying near their league event average like a trusty mid-range, Jonathon's proving they're no one-hit wonder. With this tag being the hottest ticket in town, Jonathon must feel like they're holding the disc golf equivalent of Willy Wonka's golden ticket. Will this star keep rising, or will a challenger eclipse their cosmic glow? The fairway drama's reaching peak intensity as we head towards the league's epic finale. Watch out, folks, Jonathon's here to stay! ⛳🌟
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 391 | 589 | 229 | 250 | 290 | 220 | 263 | 505 | 244 | 254 | 352 | 294 | 259 | 5837 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | C | B | C | A | D | D | E | A | D | A | D | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 4.33 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 55.67 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 55 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
Through the eternal promise of winter's embrace, Lee Cox unleashed an avalanche of excellence, crushing his personal best with a phenomenal 900-rated round (+85 to rating)! ❄️ Our Crystal King claimed his rightful throne atop MA40, shooting -2 with clutch bounce-backs on holes 12 and 17. Like a perfectly preserved glacier, Lee stayed cool under pressure, finishing T1 while soaring above the field average by 3.7 strokes. The Crown stays frozen! 👑

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 3 'Embered Grove' blazes into Lee's possession like a well-earned victory lap! Lee's -2 score lights up the night, surpassing their league event average by 7 strokes. With a fiery 900 round rating, Lee's performance is hotter than a dragon's breath. Will this scorching success ignite a late-season rise or will the competition get burned? The drama unfolds as we near the league's climax. Stay tuned for more twists and turns in this disc golf epic! 🐉🔥 #DiscGolfDynasty #EmberedGroveEnigma
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 391 | 589 | 229 | 250 | 290 | 220 | 263 | 505 | 244 | 254 | 352 | 294 | 259 | 5837 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | C | B | C | A | D | D | E | A | D | A | D | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.67 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 4.33 | 2.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 55.67 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 57 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | E |
AI Round Recap
Amid Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Corey Mecham unleashed an avalanche of personal excellence 🏔️, crushing his previous best with a stunning +46 rating differential! Leading the pack through holes 2 and 7, he carved up the course with precision, showing remarkable resilience with clutch bounce-backs on holes 10, 13, and 17. Though finishing 4th in MA40, this 876-rated round proves Corey's ascent continues unabated! ⛳️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, the 'Whispering Willow' weaves a new tune with Corey now at the helm! Snagging the tag with an electrifying E, Corey's performance hits a high note, surpassing the field average by 3 strokes and dancing +2 above their league event average! In this melodious twist, Corey's symphony of success echoes through the River bottoms, adding a fresh beat to the league's crescendo. As we near the finale, will Corey's stellar play turn this 'just ok' tag into a chart-topper, or will it fade into the background like a one-hit wonder? Stay tuned as the Willow whispers of potential glory!
MA2 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 61 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ Eric Pearson conquered Avalanche's Eternal Promise with an icy-cool finish, clinching his third MA2 victory on the final hole! His +4 round showcased remarkable resilience with three clutch bounce-backs, including a crucial recovery on hole 11 that kept him in striking distance. While his 879-rated performance (+2 differential) wasn't his most powerful avalanche, his ability to stay in contention through all 18 holes proved once again that this mountain monarch knows how to weather any storm! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, the scorching woes of Bag Tag 20 'Emberflow Mosaic' continue as Eric inherits this unwanted relic with a +4 score hotter than a summer bonfire. With a league event average of 1.1, Eric's performance today is a real dumpster fire. This tag is more cursed than a haunted disc, passing from hand to hand like a bad penny. The league's tension rises as we near the climax - will Eric rise from the ashes or be engulfed in the flames of defeat? Only time will tell if this Emberflow Mosaic will shine bright or fade to black. #TagTroubles #DiscGolfDrama
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 61 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
In the swirling dance of Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Robert Deal carved his way to a shared MA2 victory with a +4 performance ❄️. Despite rating 26 points below average, his determination showed through five bounce-back recoveries, including clutch birdies on holes 2 and 9. A frosty birdie streak on holes 5-6 helped secure his first win of the season, proving that after weeks of podium finishes, our ice-cold warrior finally claimed the throne! 👑

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 21 'Crimson Labyrinth' has been passed to Robert, but it seems like a cursed relic as he limps in with a +4 score. This tag is like that unwanted holiday gift that keeps getting regifted. Robert's steady play keeps him close to his league average, but in a field where the average score is 1.7, +4 is a misfire. Will Robert break free from this labyrinth or be trapped in mediocrity? This tag is like the disc golf version of a hot potato - no one wants to hold onto it! #TagTales
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 5 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 62 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | +5 |
AI Round Recap
Amidst the eternal promise of winter's approach, Nicholas Jennings carved a determined +5 path through the course, rating 43 below his average in MA2's challenging terrain ❄️. His resilience sparkled with three crucial bounce-back pars, notably on hole 15 as he battled for position. Like an avalanche of determination, he stayed in contention through hole 18, though 4th place proved his final resting spot in this week's frozen chronicle 🏔️.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, the tormented 'Whispering Willow' tag finds a reluctant new companion in Nicholas, who snatches it like a hot potato. With a +5 score, Nicholas is singing a slightly off-key tune compared to his league event average, but hey, at least he's not adding drama like his predecessors! In a field where the tag's as desired as a flat tire, Nicholas's 868 round rating shines like a diamond in the rough, outperforming his current 911 rating. As we near the league's climax, will Nicholas turn this tag's tale from tragedy to triumph? The disc golf gods must be whispering something promising in his ear! 🌟🥏 #FromTrashToTreasure
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 2 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 65 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ The avalanche proved unforgiving as Leif Smith battled through a challenging round (-38 rating differential), showing flashes of his mountain goat resilience with bounce-backs on holes 4, 7, 10, and 15. Our glacier-taming champion briefly found his footing in 3rd place after hole 13, but the eternal promise of victory remained just out of reach. Keep that storm-chasing spirit alive, Leif - sometimes the mountain wins, but we climb again! 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 24 'Fern Frost' has been passed to Leif like a chilly hot potato. With a +8 score colder than a polar bear's toenails, Leif's game is as frostbitten as this tag's name suggests. This tag is as desirable as a snowball in summer, but Leif's rating tumble of 38 points has us wondering if Fern Frost is cursed. In this league endgame, will Leif thaw out their game or be left in the cold shadows of defeat? Stay tuned for the next chapter of this icy saga! #TagTales #DiscGolfDrama
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 65 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
In Week 9's Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Jason Ahn unleashed an avalanche of his own, crushing his personal best with an 837-rated round! 🏔️ His early birdie-birdie start on holes 1-2 set the tone, while five clutch bounce-backs throughout the round kept him sliding into T5 in MA2. Like an unstoppable force of nature, Jason proved that when the pressure builds, he doesn't just survive the avalanche - he becomes one! ❄️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, the cosmic calamity continues as Jason reluctantly inherits the cursed Bag Tag 29 'Solar Spiral' with a +8 performance, proving that sometimes the universe has a twisted sense of humor. With an average league event score of 12.6, Jason's +8 today is like a meteoric crash landing. This tag is the disc golf equivalent of a black hole - sucking in unsuspecting players with its gravitational pull of high scores. Will Jason break free from this celestial curse, or is he doomed to spiral into the darkness of mediocrity? As the league reaches its climax, every stroke takes on cosmic significance in this epic saga of tags and trials. Stay tuned, fellow stargazers, as we witness if Jason can defy the odds and shine brighter than a solar flare in the final showdown!
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 66 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +9 |
AI Round Recap
In the Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Grant Weddle weathered the storm with unwavering determination 🏔️, showcasing resilience with four clutch bounce-backs including a crucial par save on hole 10. Despite the challenging +9 finish (826-rated), his spirit remained unshaken as he battled through MA2 division depths. While the avalanche may have rumbled (-26 to rating), our peak seeker's journey continues to inspire, proving that even in nature's toughest moments, the mountain spirit prevails! ❄️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, the mystical meadow weaves its enchanting curse once more! Grant, with a score of +9, stumbles into possession of Tag 30 like a clumsy wizard casting a spell. A far cry from their league average, Grant's performance is more tragic than magic, falling 2 strokes below their usual flair. Is this coveted treasure truly a prize or a cursed relic? As the league's climax nears, Grant's misstep adds a dramatic twist to the narrative. Will they rise like a phoenix from the rough, or is this mystical tag destined to haunt them like a ghost of disc golf past? The saga continues, blending comedy and tragedy in this riveting tale of tags and turmoil.
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 419 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 340 | 250 | 284 | 321 | 339 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 294 | 259 | 6788 |
Target | A | C | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.43 | 4.71 | 3.57 | 2.86 | 3.00 | 4.71 | 4.29 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.43 | 3.57 | 3.43 | 3.71 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.29 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 64.00 |
Score | 4 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 68 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | +11 |
AI Round Recap
In this week's Avalanche's Eternal Promise, Braden Sten carved through the course with the precision of a seasoned mountaineer, highlighted by an impressive birdie rescue on hole 15 ❄️. His 805-rated performance marks a new personal best, continuing his ascent through MA2's challenging terrain! Though finishing +11, Braden stayed in contention through 18, proving that like an avalanche, his momentum keeps building with each round 🏔️.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 31 'Twilight Maze' sure loves a dramatic entrance! Braden's +11 score today might have felt like getting lost in the shadows, but hey, at least they're embracing the maze theme! With a league event average of 14.1, they're navigating this course like a champ. This tag is hotter than Twilight fandom circa 2008, and Braden's performance, beating their average by 2 strokes, adds a spicy twist to the league's endgame. Will they shine bright like a diamond or fade into the twilight? #TagTales #DiscGolfDrama
MA4 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 391 | 589 | 229 | 250 | 290 | 220 | 263 | 505 | 244 | 254 | 352 | 294 | 259 | 5837 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | C | B | C | A | D | D | E | A | D | A | D | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 5.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 62.50 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 60 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
In an avalanche of excellence, Brian Bowling claimed another MA4 victory while setting a personal best with a stunning +33 rating differential! 🏆 His round was a masterclass in resilience, converting six bounce-back opportunities into birdies, including a crucial streak on holes 8-10 that secured his lead. Like a seasoned mountaineer, he navigated the course with precision, proving last week's victory was no fluke and establishing himself as MA4's peak performer! ❄️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 7 'Embered Thicket' continues its lukewarm journey, now in Brian's hands after a modest +3 performance. With Brian beating their league average by 2 strokes, this tag's flame flickers brighter. In a field where the average score blazes at 1.7, Brian's steady play is a comforting campfire amidst the River bottoms' calm night. As we near the league's climax, will this tag spark a fiery comeback or dwindle into obscurity? The stakes are heating up! 🔥 #TagTales #DiscGolfDrama
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 391 | 589 | 229 | 250 | 290 | 220 | 263 | 505 | 244 | 254 | 352 | 294 | 259 | 5837 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | C | B | C | A | D | D | E | A | D | A | D | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 5.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 62.50 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 65 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 3 | +8 |
AI Round Recap
Amidst the swirling promise of the Avalanche Series, Stephen Marks carved out a masterclass in resilience, securing 2nd place in MA4 with a personal best round! 🏔️ His +32 rating differential showcased remarkable growth, bouncing back strong on holes 5, 7, and 14. Like an unstoppable avalanche, he stayed in contention through hole 12, proving that in the mountains of Utah, Marks is becoming a force of nature. ❄️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Bag Tag 11 'Sunlit Meadow' continues its shadowy saga with Stephen, who's like a beacon of consistency in a sea of chaos, sticking close to their average like a loyal sidekick. Despite a +8 score under the calm night sky, Stephen's performance shines brighter than a supernova compared to the field average. This tag might be the unwanted stepchild of the league, but Stephen's steady play hints at a potential turnaround. As we near the grand finale, will Stephen rise like a phoenix from the River Bottoms, or is this tag destined to be a perpetual dark cloud on their disc golf horizon? #ConsistencyIsKey #GlowUp
FA2 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 306 | 543 | 282 | 404 | 162 | 391 | 589 | 229 | 250 | 290 | 220 | 263 | 505 | 244 | 254 | 352 | 294 | 259 | 5837 |
Tee | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | A | C | C | B | A | C | B | C | A | D | D | E | A | D | A | D | C | C | |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 74.00 |
Score | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 74 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +17 |
AI Round Recap
❄️ Afton Bodell weathered the Avalanche's Eternal Promise with grit, claiming another FA2 victory despite challenging conditions! Like a seasoned mountaineer facing shifting snow, she demonstrated remarkable resilience with four crucial bounce-backs, including a determined birdie recovery on hole 9. While this 674-rated round (-32 to rating) tested her resolve, she continues to prove that even in tough conditions, she can navigate the summit. 🏔️

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Oh, Autumnal Cascade, now in Afton's shaky grasp after a +17 score that's more off-target than a blindfolded throw. Afton's performance today? Let's just say it's as consistent as the weather in a Minnesota fall - unpredictable. With a round rating lower than a limbo stick at a gopher convention, Afton's holding tag 8 like a hot potato. In a league where drama's thicker than a pumpkin spice latte, will Afton rise like a phoenix or fall like leaves in the wind? Stay tuned, for in disc golf, every toss tells a tale. #BagTagDrama
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