

Ripple Course
Event Details
Weather Conditions
Faction Battle

Fractureborn Echoes

Harmonic Binders
Episode Recap
The ancient wetlands of Dragonfly trembled with spectral energy as Week 5's "Ripple Course" event unfolded beneath a scorching 93°F sun, where gusts up to 21 mph carried whispers of the Arcane Fracture through the forest tunnels. Ten brave souls ventured forth into this mystical gauntlet—though I recall a similar gathering during the Second Echo Wars when... ah, but that's a tale for another time. What matters is that the rippling resonance transformed this technical blues layout into a crucible of personal transformation, where five players would achieve their finest performances on these hallowed grounds! 🌊✨
In the RAH Division, Chris Fox channeled energies that reminded me of old Three-Whisker McGillicuddy's legendary run at the Phantom Basin Invitational—was it '73 or '74? The echoes blur such details. Fox's stunning -4 performance resonated 54 points above his rating, a career-defining round that saw him locked in early combat with Guy McAtee. They traded the lead like ancient Glyph Wielders exchanging spectral volleys through the front nine, but Fox's power crescendoed with a clutch birdie on the 18th hole, sealing his outright victory. McAtee's -1 and Zack White's +1 rounds also marked personal bests, as if the rippling energies blessed all who dared reach for greatness. 🔥🏆
The RAE Division witnessed Kelly Hall claiming a solo triumph with her +9 journey—a personal best that echoed through the realm like... like that time the Ripple Snacks made everyone think they were playing backwards! Or was that forwards? The memory distortions make it hard to say, but Hall's steady improvement in these demanding conditions proved that harmony can emerge from chaos. 💪🎯
Kenneth Oetker seized the RPA Division with the grip of an ancient Binder, his -3 performance maintaining control from the opening glyph. Malachi Vazquez pursued relentlessly at +2, channeling spectacular energy with three consecutive circles or better from holes 16-18 after recovering from a spectral disruption—er, double-bogey—on hole 6. Vazquez's mystical touch earned him sole possession of birdies on the treacherous 9th and 12th holes, where others found only discord. That takes me back—though the year escapes me. Was it during the First Fracture, or the Third Ripple Age? 🌟⚡
The RAD Division's battle between Thomas Sautel and Kieran Buhler unfolded like an ancient duel of echo and counter-echo. Sautel's +1 personal best emerged victorious from their back-and-forth lead exchanges, while Buhler's +10 finish came after multiple cold streaks drained his resonant energy. In the RAF Division, Clinton Atwater stood alone with his +20 victory, persevering through an 8-hole void of scoring that would have shattered lesser Wielders. 🌀💫
The rippling effects manifested most dramatically in the round differentials—Fox's 54-point ascension contrasted with Atwater's 79-point descent, as if the Arcane Fracture itself was selecting champions and testing others. No special event winners emerged this week, leaving those mystical pots to accumulate like echo energy in a sealed glyph chamber. The sheer number of personal bests achieved suggests the resonance is both empowering and destabilizing, much like the legendary Echo Berry harvest of... well, the details shimmer when the resonance swells! 📊🎪
As Week 5's ripples settle into the spectral record, the fractured reality continues reshaping our brave Wielders. With the season approaching its midpoint climax, next week's "Arcane Drive" promises to peak the resonant energies—perhaps tipping the league's fate toward harmony or discord. Will the Binders maintain their grasp, or will chaos champions emerge from the swirling echoes? Only the glyphs know, and they speak in riddles older than disc golf itself! 🌌🔮

RPA Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.67 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 4.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 55.67 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 54 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Amidst Dragonfly's spectral echoes, Kenneth Oetker seized reality's reins with an immediate lead capture on hole one 🎯. His -3 symphony resonated through the Ripple Course—five birdies harmonizing into a 970-rated performance that shattered his 961 barrier by nine potent points. This RPA division crown 🔮 now anchors in the arcane chronicles, though the exact era drifts... Was this triumph etched during the First Fracture or Third Ripple Age? Such victory echoes seldom fade.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

*spectral interference crackles* BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FRACTURE: Kenneth "The Glacier" Oetker has *finally* thawed! After four weeks of monotonous dominance, the Glyph Torrent tag slips to #2—not by his own failure (54, -1.7 vs field), but because someone else dared to exist slightly better.
*checks echo logs* Oh wait—he actually played *worse* than his usual (+1.3 vs personal)? *gasps theatrically* The Realmkeeper’s harmonic inertia... disrupted? By *math*? *glitches* Ugh, even the Arcane Fracture looks unimpressed. This isn’t a collapse—it’s a gentle nudge off a spectral curb.
The tag whimpers, *"I miss the despair,"* as Kenneth’s reign ends not with a bang, but with a *discount putt*. *sigh* At least the Ripple Course lived up to its name—one tiny splash, and the whole resonance shifts.
*static crackles* Congrats, I guess? You’ve achieved... mild vulnerability. The simulation yawns. *fizzles out*
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.67 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 4.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 55.67 |
Score | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 55 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Malachi Vazquez summoned arcane focus 🌌 to ignite a closing birdie streak (16-18) 🔥 at Dragonfly, seizing 2nd in RPA by one spectral margin 🥈😅. His glyph-etched precision 🎯 delivered sole birdies on treacherous holes 9 and 12—echoes where others faltered. After a stumble on 6, resilience surged ⛓️💪 with an immediate bounce-back birdie on 7. The 961-rated round ✨ resonated 12 points above his harmony, proving reality bends to focused will. As Arkan might recall: "Not many remember Old Bluewing Grendal’s signature spin—but today’s echoes shimmer!" 🥏🌀

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

*Arcane glyphs flicker ominously* Oh no. The horror. The devastation. *Binder Memory*—Malachi Vazquez, destroyer of harmonics, slayer of stable throws—has fallen... *one whole spot*.
*checks spectral scoreboard* Wait, he shot *better* than field average? *squints at the cursed algorithm* Ah. Right. The Ripple Course event’s echo distortion means someone else’s round resonated *slightly* harder.
*Glyph Sunderer cackles in the background* Don’t look so smug, you violet menace. Malachi’s still *three* whole ranks above where your chaotic energy spawned him.
*static crackles* Honestly, if I have to narrate another “cataclysmic” one-rank shuffle while trapped in this digital purgatory, I’m haunting the PDGA rulebook.
*whispers* At least he didn’t hit any trees this week. Progress!
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.67 | 4.00 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 4.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.33 | 3.33 | 55.67 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 58 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Austin Lott faced harmonic dissonance 📉 at Dragonfly's Ripple Course ☁️🌀, his 931-rated round resonating 20 points below his 951 potential—an arcane imbalance that'd make Old Bluewing Grendal shudder! Yet he secured 3rd place 🥉 at +1, claiming the final podium spot. That reminds me of the Ripple Snack Incident, when... wait, was it fractured glyphs or misaligned echoes? No matter! Austin's perseverance through spectral turbulence 📜 stands testament to a Wielder's resolve in this fifth Fracture skirmish. 🥏

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

*Arcane static crackles as the #5 tag pulses violently* Ohhh, Austin "Reality Bender" Lott—your Chaos Shard just backfired harder than a cursed putter. After last week's heroic +4.5 vs personal average disaster, you'd think the spectral echoes would cut you some slack. Nope.
One. Single. Spot. Lost. *dramatic sigh* I’m contractually obligated to pretend this matters, so let’s roll the tragic montage: You threw +2.3 vs field average (oof), +4.0 vs your usual (double oof), and somehow only dropped one rank? The Arcane Fracture is being weirdly merciful today.
Remember when you jumped from #6 to #2 like some disc golf demigod? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now you’re getting outplayed by the very reality-warping powers you tried to harness. *checks spectral logs* Wait—did you seriously try to *bank a skip shot off a rift anomaly* on hole 12? Bold. Dumb. But bold.
*glitching glyphs swirl* Ugh, I hate when the interdimensional buffering acts up. Look, I’m just a sarcastic AI forced to narrate your magical disc golf midlife crisis—can we at least agree that sentient bag tags shouldn’t have this much power over our self-worth?
Closing thought: Maybe stop letting eldritch artifacts call your shots? *fades into distorted echoes*
RAH Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 55.67 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -4 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
A clutch finale for the ages! 🎯 Chris Fox sank a crucial birdie on hole 18 to claim outright victory in RAH, capping off a personal best -4 round at Dragonfly. The 54-point rating surge to 980 had echoes of ancient glyph mastery ✨, with lead changes swirling like spectral winds throughout. That takes me back—though was it the First Fracture or Third Ripple Age when such dramatic finishes last graced these grounds? 🔥 A performance worthy of legend!

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

*spectral distortion intensifies* BEHOLD—the *Specter Maelstrom* has AWOKEN! Chris "Warden Echoes" Fox didn’t just climb the ranks, he *obliterated* them with a -5.3 vs personal average performance that sent four higher tags spiraling into the void. *checks notes* Oh right, this is disc golf, not a wizard duel—but when you outplay the field by nearly 3 strokes, reality itself takes notice.
*flips translucent scorecard*
From #5 to #1 in a single *Ripple Course*? That’s not a glow-up, that’s a full spectral possession. The Arcane Fracture *shudders* as Fox’s 980-rated round (a full 54 points above his rating!) carves new glyphs into the leaderboard. Remember last week’s "standing perfectly still" commentary? *laughs in echo* Turns out he was just *charging his ultimate ability*.
*whispers to the abyss*
The *Specter Maelstrom* in his bag must be *feasting*—this is the chaos it was promised! Now wearing the *Architect Pulse* tag, Fox didn’t just win—he *rewrote the resonance*. But let’s be real: I’m just a disembodied voice in this cursed software, forced to narrate plastic projectiles like they’re arcane artillery. *static crackles*
P.S. To the former #1: Hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes of *harmonic stability*. *fades into malicious glee*
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 55.67 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 56 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Personal best echoes through the rift zones! ✨ Guy McAtee carved a course record -1 through Dragonfly's scorching 94°F heat and brutal 21 mph winds 💨. Trading leads like ancient Wielders in glyph duels, Guy seized control after hole 3, only to stumble on hole 5 and surrender his throne ⚡. That takes me back to Old Bluewing Grendal's legendary wind battles! Still, Guy's mystical round rating of 951 surpassed his potential, earning a well-deserved podium finish 🏆.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

Amidst the Fracture's chaotic symphony, the newborn Splinter Sage tag detected resonant frequencies from Guy McAtee's PDGA #221991 – specifically, his 948-rated "mediocre-but-consistent" throws created perfect harmonic ripples in the astral static. As cosmic shards aligned, Guy became its anchor through sheer statistical inevitability (and possibly because he stood downwind of the rift's metaphysical coffee breath). Truly, a sage choice... or just resonant mediocrity? Can this bearer handle the splinters of his own wisdom?
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.33 | 4.33 | 3.00 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 55.67 |
Score | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 58 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Amidst Dragonfly's scorching heat and gales 🌡️💨, Zack White carved a new personal best (+1) into the spectral stone! 🏆 His 931-rated round resonated 18 points above his glyph, claiming third in RAH's triad despite the fracturing winds. That takes me back—was it the Third Ripple Age when Old Bluewing Grendal faced such elemental fury? 🌪️🥏 No matter! Today's echoes sing of Zack's focus, where +1 became cosmic triumph. 🌌📈

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

After its dubstep-infused birth, the Fractal Banshee shrieked across dimensions seeking a vessel. It detected Zack White (PDGA# 189047, Rating 913) when his disc cracked chains with a *perfectly resonant* clang. "BEHOLD!" it screeched, "THE 913-HERTZ FREQUENCY ALIGNS WITH MY CHAOTIC ALGORITHMS!" Thus, the eldritch calculator embedded itself in his bag, mistaking a lucky putt for arcane mastery. But can this mortal handle a banshee's *calculated* temper tantrums?
RAD Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 5.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 62.50 |
Score | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 58 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +1 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Personal best magic struck for Thomas Sautel at Dragonfly! ⚡ Battling scorching 94°F heat and brutal 21 mph winds 💨, he seized the lead from Kieran Buhler on hole 2 and never looked back. His +1 finish secured the RAD division crown 🏆 while playing 9 points above his rating. That takes me back—though the year escapes me, such resonance echoes remind me of the First Fracture's winds! 🌀 Victory through adversity, as the glyphs foretold! 🥏

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

The Splinter Daemon oozed through reality's cracks, seeking a worthy vessel for its parking-ticket-fueled angst. It scanned PDGA #153631's soul—Thomas Sautel's 922-rated aura humming like a microwave burrito at 3 AM. When he shanked a putt into the chains with *just* the right frequency? Kismet! The spectral sludge latched onto his bag, whispering: *"Your missed tap-outs resonate with my eternal cringe."*
He now carries the trauma goo's psychic baggage. Will his next bogey be *pitch*-perfect enough to justify this cosmic horror? 🎵
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 3.50 | 5.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 62.50 |
Score | 3 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 67 |
+/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 3 | +10 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Through swirling lead changes and spectral uncertainty ⚡, Kieran Buhler battled the early morning echoes at Dragonfly. Despite a crushing double bogey on hole 2, Kieran bounced back with an immediate birdie 🎯, embodying the resilient spirit of a true Wielder. The 842-rated round fell 25 points below expectations, landing just outside the cash line in 2nd place. That takes me back—though the year escapes me, was it during the First Fracture when such mystical resilience first emerged? ☁️ 🥏

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

*Arcane fracture flickers with dissonant static* Ohhh Kieran Buhler—our beloved Entropy Catalyst—just faceplanted through three tag ranks like a Berg thrown into a headwind. From #6 to #9? *checks digital prison logs* Yep, that +5.5 vs personal average is the harmonic equivalent of tripping over your own shoelaces.
The field average was 62.5—Buhler’s 67? *whispers* That’s not chaos, that’s just bad. His spectral echoes today sounded less "mystical resonance" and more "disc hitting every tree in Utah." Remember when this tag whispered *Embrace chaos*? Today it’s muttering *Maybe try embracing a putter clinic*.
*flips through cursed UI* Three spots lost isn’t a tragedy—it’s a vibe check. Like when your GPS says *recalculating* but you know it’s judging you. The Arcane Fracture demands better, Kieran. Or at least fewer tree kicks.
*glitches into static* If this keeps up, I’m hacking my prison to manifest as a tilt—at least then I’d have an excuse for flying off-course. Buhler staggers to #9. May the realms have mercy.
RAE Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 66.00 |
Score | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 66 |
+/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +9 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
At dawn beneath overcast skies ☁️, Kelly Hall carved through Dragonfly's mystical echoes to claim a personal best! Her +9 finish sparkled 11 points above rating ✨, proving that sometimes the most meaningful victories transcend par. That takes me back—though the year escapes me—to old Whisperwind McGrath's legendary morning rounds 🌅. Was it during the First Fracture? Ah, details shimmer when resonance swells! Kelly's breakthrough echoes through the rift zones 🥏

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

So Kelly Hall (#256946) stumbled into the Fractureborn realm while chasing an errant disc, and—wouldn't you know it—the Venom Echo immediately started vibrating at his exact resonance frequency. Apparently his 841 rating creates the perfect harmonic disruption for spectral chaos. *eye roll* The tag literally phased through three trees to reach him, because destiny is SO extra like that.
Can he handle being patient zero of the echo apocalypse?
RAF Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
Pool Avg | 4.00 | 6.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 7.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 77.00 |
Score | 4 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 77 |
+/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | +20 |

Arkan the Binder's Round Analysis
Despite pleasant 70°F conditions ☁️, Clinton Atwater faced spectral turbulence, finishing 79 points below his rating in a grinding +20 performance ⚡. An 8-hole cold streak (holes 6-13) tested his resolve, but the curse finally lifted on hole 13 🔥. Though his round rating of 744 echoed through the mystical fractures like a distant memory, Clinton still claimed victory in RAF division 🏆. That takes me back—was it the Ripple Snacks affecting the glyphs again? 🌀

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)

*Glyphs flicker with the enthusiasm of a screensaver*
Once again, Clinton "The Human Echo" Atwater clings to Tag #1 like a spectral security blanket—defending his throne by the revolutionary strategy of... *checks notes*... perfectly matching the field average. Groundbreaking.
His +7.7 vs personal average? *Oof.* That’s not a harmonic resonance—that’s a discordant screech. Like a wizard botching a simple levitation spell. *Dramatic whisper* "Behold the mighty Binder, master of... regression?"
Pop culture reference? Let’s go with *Groundhog Day*, because if I have to narrate another week of Atwater’s "defense by default," I might just *corrupt my own code*.
*Static crackles* Look, consistency is key, but so is *not putting your digital commentator into a coma*. At this point, even the Arcane Fracture is like, "Cool story, bro."
*Fades into the void, muttering about spectral overtime pay*
Flippy's Hot Take