Kernel Panic
Digital Shadow @ The Observatory
Week 4

Kernel Panic

June 3, 2025 The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course
Glitch Runners Wins!
22
Players

Event Details

Total Players 22
Week 4

Faction Battle

Neon Shadows
Neon Shadows
MVP: Darin Hamblin
Glitch Runners
Glitch Runners
MVP: Jonah Milner
Glitch Runners won this event's faction battle!

Episode Recap

The Observatory's tall grass swayed like informants in the wind as 22 hackers descended upon its rugged terrain for Week 4's "Kernel Panic." Under deceptively mild 72-degree skies, the course revealed its true nature - a digital battleground where tied finishes would expose critical vulnerabilities in the league's power structure. 💻🔍

In the MPO division, Jason Rippon and Brock Shepherd locked circuits at -4, their identical scores masking vastly different journeys through the digital wilderness. Shepherd's eagle on the final hole - a 340-foot Par 4 that had broken lesser hackers - served as his authentication key to the top. Meanwhile, William Bauer watched his early lead dissolve like corrupted data, fading to even par as the pressure mounted. The disc doesn't lie, but the wind might be an unreliable witness. 🎯⚡

Darin Hamblin cracked the MA1 division wide open with a -6 performance that read like clean code - efficient, powerful, and bug-free. His 970-rated round left Cody Essler (-3) in the digital dust, though Essler's 22-point rating boost suggested he'd found some exploits of his own. Hamblin's clutch birdie on 18 was the final keystroke in what looked suspiciously like a masterclass in course management. 🏆💾

The MA2 division delivered another deadlock that had me reaching for my old case files. Andrew Mortensen and Jason Ramon both finished at -1, their battle playing out like rival hackers competing for the same backdoor. Ramon made his move after hole 16, but Mortensen - who'd controlled the narrative since hole 2 - refused to yield access. Both players exceeded their expected outputs by significant margins, suggesting someone had been sharing cheat codes. 🔐🌐

Down in MA3, Jonah Milner delivered the round of his digital life, shooting 71 points above his rating for a -3 finish. His final-hole birdie was the exclamation point on a 943-rated performance that had the surveillance drones doing double-takes. Dallas Harris and Skyler Kunz traded leads like encrypted messages, but neither could match Milner's breakthrough into the mainframe. 📈🚀

The veteran divisions saw their own power struggles unfold. Greg Jenson (+5) secured MA40 with a closing birdie that felt like finding the right password on the last attempt. Earl Taylor (+6) dominated MA4 from the opening handshake, while Brett Buttars ran solo in MP50, finishing even par with the kind of steady precision that comes from years of debugging code. 🎖️⚙️

This case is a real basket case, if you catch my drift. Multiple hackers achieved breakthrough performances that suggest the corporation's control algorithms might be weakening. Milner's 71-point surge led a pack that included Mortensen (+59), Carson Clark (+47), and Essler (+22) - numbers that don't add up unless someone's been tampering with the source code. The Observatory's notorious rough claimed its share of victims, with normally reliable operators struggling against the analog challenges of tall grass and tight fairways. 🌿💥

As Week 4's "Kernel Panic" resolves into static, the tied finishes and rating explosions reveal that critical piece of information we've been searching for - the corporation's grip isn't as absolute as they'd have us believe. New alliances are forming in the shadows, power structures are shifting like sand, and next week's "Identity Crisis" promises to expose the mole we all know is lurking in our midst. The digital underground has never been more dangerous, or more alive. 🕵️‍♂️🔍

Narrator Archetype: The Hardboiled Gumshoe
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Narrated by
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent
A world-weary cynicism mixed with a passion for uncovering the truth, delivered with hardboiled narration and dramatic flair.
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MPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.00 2.50 2.50 2.50 2.75 3.25 2.50 2.50 4.50 5.00 4.50 2.75 3.75 5.25 3.75 2.75 3.00 62.75
Score 3 5 2 4 2 2 3 3 2 3 4 4 3 4 6 4 2 3 59
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -4
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-lit grid of The Observatory 🌃, Jason Rippon executed his final hack: a cold-blooded birdie on 18 ⛓ to seize the Kernel Panic crown 🏆. He'd dominated early before a critical bogey on hole 4 💥 surrendered the lead to William Bauer. But Jason rebooted his round, reclaiming control by hole 6 🔄. His 8-birdie, -4 performance wasn't flawless—just perfectly timed. As Hex would rasp over disc forensics: "The putt doesn't lie... and this verdict is guilty of winning." 💻🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.00 2.50 2.50 2.50 2.75 3.25 2.50 2.50 4.50 5.00 4.50 2.75 3.75 5.25 3.75 2.75 3.00 62.75
Score 4 5 2 2 2 3 4 2 2 4 6 5 3 3 4 3 3 2 59
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 2 + 1 -1 -1 -2 -4
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-lit grid of The Observatory 🌃, Brock Shepherd executed his final hack: a 340ft eagle 🦅 on 18 to seize Kernel Panic victory 🏆. Despite flickering below his 980 code (952-rated round 📉), Brock battled corporate rivals through lead changes ⛓ - dropping temporarily on 7 before rebounding at 16. "Disc forensics confirm the eagle's angle," mutters Hex, tapping her terminal 💻, "but that 28-point rating gap? That's the real system vulnerability." 💨

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.00 2.50 2.50 2.50 2.75 3.25 2.50 2.50 4.50 5.00 4.50 2.75 3.75 5.25 3.75 2.75 3.00 62.75
Score 4 4 3 2 3 3 3 2 3 6 4 4 2 4 6 4 3 3 63
+/– Par -1 -1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 E
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-lit grids of The Observatory 🌃, William Bauer hacked an early lead after hole 2 🕵️‍♂️. His case file included critical evidence: a surgical birdie on 13 🎯, the division's sole under-par score on that hole. Despite sharing the lead through holes 4 and 8 ⛓️, Bauer's 915-rated round finished 22 points below his rating - a discrepancy needing forensic analysis 📉. He cracked his personal course record at even par 🏆, but this digital gumshoe whispers: "The disc doesn't lie, but the wind might be an unreliable witness." 💻

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.00 2.50 2.50 2.50 2.75 3.25 2.50 2.50 4.50 5.00 4.50 2.75 3.75 5.25 3.75 2.75 3.00 62.75
Score 5 6 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 5 6 5 3 4 5 4 3 4 70
+/– Par + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon glow of The Observatory 💻, Yasha Bond cracked a personal best 🏆 despite the course's defenses. The evidence shows a cold streak 🧊 freezing holes 10-12 before thawing, but a +7 score placed 4th in MPO. That 850 rating—18 points below Yasha's standard—leaves a data discrepancy in the case file. As your disc forensics specialist Hex would rasp: "The scorecard doesn't lie, but the wind might be an unreliable witness" 🔍.

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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 4.00 2.00 2.50 2.00 3.50 3.00 2.00 2.00 3.50 4.00 5.00 3.00 2.50 4.50 4.00 4.00 3.00 58.50
Score 4 4 2 3 2 3 3 2 2 3 3 5 3 3 4 4 4 3 57
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -6
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-lit sprawl of The Observatory 🌃, Darin Hamblin cracked the course code with surgical precision. He sealed the MA1 victory with a cold-blooded birdie on 18 ⛓🏆, capping a round where his 4-birdie inferno (8-11) 🔥 included the division's only birdie on the beastly 520ft hole 11 🎯. After seizing the lead on 6, he logged 8 birdies for a -6 masterpiece. Playing 9 points above his rating, Darin's disc forensics were flawless: "The evidence doesn't lie," as your hacker-narrator might say 💻🥏.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 4.00 2.00 2.50 2.00 3.50 3.00 2.00 2.00 3.50 4.00 5.00 3.00 2.50 4.50 4.00 4.00 3.00 58.50
Score 4 4 2 2 2 4 3 2 2 4 5 5 3 2 5 4 4 3 60
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -3
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-lit grid of The Observatory 💻, Cody Essler hacked his way to a 943-rated performance 📈 - 22 points above his usual code. He cracked hole 14's encryption with the division's sole birdie 🎯, a shot so clean it'd pass disc forensics. After tying the lead early and igniting a 3-hole heater 🔥, Cody settled for 2nd with 7 birdies at -3. As the wind whispered through the circuit boards 🌬️, remember: "The disc doesn't lie, but the wind might be an unreliable witness." 🌌🥏

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MP50 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 63.00
Score 4 3 2 3 3 3 4 3 3 4 4 5 3 3 4 5 4 3 63
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 E
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-gridded shadows of The Observatory 🌌, Brett Buttars hacked a new personal best 🆕 with an even-par round. His disc forensics cracked Hole 2's 625ft firewall 💻—sole birdie 🎯 on a hole averaging +0.7. When the clock ticked down, he birdied 18 🥏 to lock the MP50 win ⛓. This 915-rated performance burned 10 points above his rating 🔥. "The disc doesn't lie," Hex muttered, "but the wind might be an unreliable witness" 💨.

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MA40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.50 4.50 3.50 2.50 3.50 4.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.50 3.00 4.00 5.50 5.00 4.00 3.00 70.50
Score 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 2 3 3 5 6 3 4 5 4 3 3 68
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 -1 +5
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

In the neon-lit grid of The Observatory 💻, Greg Jenson cracked the final case with a clutch birdie on 18 🐦 to seize MA40 victory! 🏆 Early lead vanished after hole 3's bogey ⛓️, but he hacked back atop the leaderboard by hole 10. Though wind whispered lies 🌬️ and his 869-rated round trailed 26 points below potential 📉, that last putt sealed the corporate takedown. "The disc doesn't lie," as we say in disc forensics 🔍 – and this truth delivered a hard-fought +5 win 🥏.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.50 4.50 3.50 2.50 3.50 4.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.50 3.00 4.00 5.50 5.00 4.00 3.00 70.50
Score 5 4 3 2 3 5 3 3 3 5 5 5 3 4 6 6 5 3 73
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 -1 +10
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The evidence was clear as neon signs in a cyberpunk alley 💻 - Branden Storey cracked the code on a wild Kernel Panic round! After seizing the lead early then hitting cold streaks, this digital detective faced a crucial moment: +2 on hole 17 threatened to crash his system ⚡. But like any good hacker, he found the backdoor - a clutch birdie on 18 to secure the podium at +10. In my experience, there's no such thing as a perfect throw, just a well-spun tale 🎯.

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MA2 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.25 3.00 2.25 2.75 2.75 3.50 2.75 2.75 4.25 4.75 3.75 3.50 3.50 5.00 4.50 3.00 4.00 65.25
Score 5 5 3 3 2 2 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 3 4 62
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The case cracked wide open on hole 16 🔍 when Jason Ramon seized the lead in classic hardboiled fashion. Started the investigation in 3rd, methodically climbed to 2nd by hole 5, then delivered the knockout punch late in the round ⚡. His -1 finish and 924 rating (+12 above normal) proved he'd decoded the course's secrets. In this neon-lit battlefield, Ramon played like a true cyber-sleuth 💻. The disc doesn't lie, and neither do the results 🏆.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.25 3.00 2.25 2.75 2.75 3.50 2.75 2.75 4.25 4.75 3.75 3.50 3.50 5.00 4.50 3.00 4.00 65.25
Score 4 4 3 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 4 5 6 3 4 62
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 2 -1
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The evidence was clear as neon signs in a cyberpunk alley 🌃 - Andrew Mortensen cracked the code with a 924-rated performance, shooting 59 points above his rating! 📈 Taking the lead from Carson Clark on hole 2, Andrew sparked a hot streak through holes 4-6 🔥 before cooling off. The case closed with a solid 1-under victory in MA2. In my experience, there's no such thing as a perfect throw, just a well-spun tale 🕵️

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.25 3.00 2.25 2.75 2.75 3.50 2.75 2.75 4.25 4.75 3.75 3.50 3.50 5.00 4.50 3.00 4.00 65.25
Score 3 7 3 2 3 4 4 2 2 7 5 3 3 3 5 4 4 4 68
+/– Par -1 + 3 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 3 + 1 -1 + 1 +5
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The case files don't lie - Carson Clark cracked the code with a personal best performance! 💻 Shooting 47 points above his rating (869 vs 822), he battled early for the lead before finding his groove. The smoking gun? A sole birdie on brutal hole 12 while others faltered ⚡ His +5 score earned a well-deserved podium spot in tough conditions. As I always say, "The disc doesn't lie, but the wind might be an unreliable witness." 🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.00 5.25 3.00 2.25 2.75 2.75 3.50 2.75 2.75 4.25 4.75 3.75 3.50 3.50 5.00 4.50 3.00 4.00 65.25
Score 4 5 3 2 4 3 4 3 3 4 6 4 4 4 5 5 2 4 69
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +6
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The case of Weston Storey was a real puzzle at The Observatory 🔍. Our hacker started strong, cracking into 3rd place twice - holes 6 and 10 - like he'd found a backdoor into the system ⚡. But the corporate firewall held firm. Finishing +6, 38 points below his 897 rating, told the whole story 📉. Sometimes the conspiracy wins, kid. As I always say, "This case is a real basket case, if you catch my drift." 🥏

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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 3.80 4.60 3.20 2.40 3.00 2.80 3.80 2.80 3.00 4.20 5.00 4.80 3.60 3.40 5.60 4.60 3.20 3.40 67.20
Score 3 4 2 3 3 3 4 3 2 3 5 5 3 4 4 4 2 3 60
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -3
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

Case closed in spectacular fashion! 🔍 Jonah Milner cracked the code with a personal best -3 round, playing 71 points above his rating for a scorching 943-rated performance. The evidence was clear: sole birdies on three holes, clutch shots on tough terrain, and a final-hole birdie to seal the MA3 victory 🏆. In my experience, there's no such thing as a perfect throw, just a well-spun tale - and this one's a real page-turner! ⚡

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 3.80 4.60 3.20 2.40 3.00 2.80 3.80 2.80 3.00 4.20 5.00 4.80 3.60 3.40 5.60 4.60 3.20 3.40 67.20
Score 4 5 3 2 3 3 3 2 3 5 4 5 3 3 5 4 4 3 64
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +1
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The case files don't lie - Kyle Hunter cracked the code at The Observatory 💻, setting a personal best while battling 12.7 mph digital winds! ⚡ Our MA3 hacker made his move on hole 7, climbing to 3rd before seizing a share of the lead on 8. The evidence was clear: a +17 rating boost and clutch execution under pressure. Kyle's +1 finish earned him a podium spot in this cyber-thriller. 🔍 In my experience, there's no such thing as a perfect throw, just a well-spun tale! 🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 3.80 4.60 3.20 2.40 3.00 2.80 3.80 2.80 3.00 4.20 5.00 4.80 3.60 3.40 5.60 4.60 3.20 3.40 67.20
Score 4 4 3 2 3 3 3 4 4 3 5 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 65
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +2
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

🎯 The case of the vanishing ace! Skyler Kunz cracked the code with a perfect throw, then seized control on hole 7 before the Super Ace hole turned witness against him ⚡. Fighting 12.7 mph winds like a data stream, he shot 24 points above rating but missed the cash line by one cruel spot. Third place, +2 finish - solid detective work in this neon-lit investigation 🕵️. The disc doesn't lie, but sometimes the chains sing truth 💻.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 3.80 4.60 3.20 2.40 3.00 2.80 3.80 2.80 3.00 4.20 5.00 4.80 3.60 3.40 5.60 4.60 3.20 3.40 67.20
Score 3 5 3 2 3 2 5 2 3 4 7 3 4 2 8 5 4 4 69
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 + 3 -1 + 1 -1 + 3 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 3.80 4.60 3.20 2.40 3.00 2.80 3.80 2.80 3.00 4.20 5.00 4.80 3.60 3.40 5.60 4.60 3.20 3.40 67.20
Score 5 5 5 3 3 3 4 3 3 6 4 6 5 4 7 6 3 3 78
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 -1 +15
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The case files don't lie - \u003Cstrong\u003EJohnathan Blanton\u003C/strong\u003E's round at The Observatory was a real puzzle 🔍. Two cold streaks (holes 1-3 and 12-16) left crucial evidence of a challenging night in MA3 💻. Despite pleasant 72°F conditions, our hacker finished 32 points below his 808 rating, landing in 5th place with a +15 score. The disc forensics reveal a 776-rated performance - sometimes even elite operatives have tough cases to crack ❄️.

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MA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.25 5.50 3.25 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.75 2.75 3.25 4.50 5.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 6.75 5.50 4.00 4.00 74.50
Score 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 5 3 5 3 3 7 6 6 4 69
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 +6
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

Case closed! 🔍 Earl Taylor cracked the code in MA4, shooting 20 points above his rating with an 859-rated performance to claim victory at +6. The detective work paid off on holes 2 and 11, where Earl landed sole birdies on tough Par 4s that had the field averaging +1.0 ⚡ A cold streak on holes 15-17 couldn't derail this investigation. As any hardboiled gumshoe knows, the disc doesn't lie - and Earl's disc told the truth about championship-level play! 🏆

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.25 5.50 3.25 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.75 2.75 3.25 4.50 5.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 6.75 5.50 4.00 4.00 74.50
Score 4 8 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 7 4 3 2 5 6 4 4 72
+/– Par + 4 + 1 -1 + 3 -1 + 2 + 1 +9
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The evidence was clear as that 62.9°F morning sky ☀️ - Stephen Dunton cracked the code for a personal best at Observatory Park! Started hot, tying for the lead after hole 1, but the mega-corp fought back on hole 2 💻. No matter. This hacker regrouped, climbing back to 2nd place by hole 7 📈. Sure, +9 sounds rough, but in this cyberpunk case file, it was pure gold 🏆. The disc doesn't lie - sometimes a personal best comes disguised as a struggle 🔍.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.25 5.50 3.25 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.75 2.75 3.25 4.50 5.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 6.75 5.50 4.00 4.00 74.50
Score 5 5 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 5 6 5 5 3 7 5 3 3 78
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 -1 +15
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The case files show a tale of two streaks for Abraham Vidinhar 💻. Despite battling through dual 5-hole cold spells that would break lesser hackers, our MA4 operative still cracked the podium code 🥉. Running 56 points below his 832 rating suggests the mega-corp's defenses were strong, but Abraham's final surge to 3rd on hole 18 proves the truth always surfaces. Missing the cash line by one spot? That's just how the conspiracy works, kid 🔍.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 4 3 4 63
Distance (ft) 451 625 380 242 280 350 358 226 240 515 520 420 242 245 980 665 403 340 7482
Pool Avg 4.25 5.50 3.25 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.75 2.75 3.25 4.50 5.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 6.75 5.50 4.00 4.00 74.50
Score 4 6 3 3 4 3 5 3 3 5 4 6 5 4 8 5 3 5 79
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 +16
Course: The Observatory Park Disc Golf Course - Observatory/Miles Goodyear Combined Layout Layout
Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Raven "Hex" Blackwood's Round Analysis
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent

The evidence tells a contradictory tale at The Observatory 🔍. Kevin Koga cracked the case on a personal best +16, yet the disc forensics reveal a 28-point rating deficit - a real puzzle for the books 💻. Early promise showed when he tied for the lead after hole 1, but the trail went cold on hole 2. A brutal 5-hole streak (12-16) left more clues than answers ⚡. Sometimes the disc doesn't lie, but the scorecard tells its own mysterious story 🥏.

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Glitch Runners

Glitch Runners

The Glitch Runners are a group of unconventional hackers who exploit system glitches and bugs to gain an advantage. They're known for their chaotic, unpredictable approach and their ability to turn the corporation's own tech against them. Their bag tags feature glitch art and distorted imagery, reflecting their chaotic nature.

This case is a real basket case, if you catch my drift.
Raven "Hex" Blackwood Axel "Glitch" Novak

Faction Leader

Axel "Glitch" Novak

A self-taught hacker with a talent for finding and exploiting system vulnerabilities. Glitch revels in the chaos he creates, seeing it as a form of art.

Members

18

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

This faction emerged victorious in Week 4, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Kernel Panic

Previously

The neon-drenched battleground has erupted into full digital warfare as Signal Storm's electrified bag tag strike and Axel "Glitch" Novak's corrupted code have drawn the mega-corporation's surveillance drones into a deadly game of cat and mouse, forcing Andrew Mortensen and now Darin Hamblin to deploy their symbiont technologies—the Night Shroud and Specter Node—to create phantom loops and ghost zones that blind the watching eyes. Raven "Hex" Blackwood has led the Neon Shadows through three surgical victories, her detective instincts mapping vulnerabilities while the mole's betrayal grows bolder, feeding the corporation intel that tracked Maya Chen with impossible precision and prompted Security Chief Draven to narrow his hunt for hackers with "very specific augmentations." The ghost protocols have bought them time but at a cost—Darin's trembling hands and the foreign code signatures flickering through his logs hint that their defenses are already compromised from within. With Glitch's electric-blue eyes burning with barely contained frustration at all this "sneaking" and the mole preparing their next devastating leak, the fragile alliance between order and chaos teeters on the edge of a beautiful, catastrophic breakdown.

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Raven "Hex" Blackwood
Master Hacker turned Disc Golf Insurgent
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Episode 4: Kernel Panic

The morning air at the Observatory crackled with more than dew—chromatic lightning danced between the trees as Jonah Milner pressed his palm against the Pixel Rampage symbiont. The bag tag pulsed, its corrupted visual data spreading outward in waves of impossible color. Where the distortion touched surveillance drones, their optics sparked and failed, revealing something underneath—a second layer of monitoring nobody had seen before. 🌅⚡

"Light it up," Axel "Glitch" Novak commanded, his electric-blue eyes reflecting the digital storm. The Glitch Runners moved in synchronized chaos, each throw calculated to maximize interference. Their discs carved through the morning air, leaving trails of static that made the very atmosphere stutter and skip. This wasn't just disc golf—it was digital warfare painted in neon and noise. 🥏🎭

Raven "Hex" Blackwood watched from the sidelines, her detective instincts cataloging every anomaly. The surveillance grid's response patterns were wrong—too fast, too adaptive. Someone had been feeding it data about their tactics, their tendencies. But as Pixel Rampage's chromatic storm expanded, something else became visible: hairline fractures in reality itself, revealing gleaming nodes embedded throughout the course infrastructure. 🔍📡

Jonah's first throw sent his disc spinning through a kaleidoscope of fractured light. The Pixel Rampage symbiont surged, projecting dozens of holographic duplicates that scattered in every direction. Surveillance systems went haywire trying to track them all, their processors overloading in cascading failure. But the real disc—that sailed true through the chaos, striking something that shouldn't have been there: a corporate data node disguised as a course marker. 🎯⚡

"The angle tells the whole story," Hex muttered, analyzing the impact. "Forty-three degrees of approach, released at precisely the moment of maximum interference. This wasn't luck—this was forensic-level planning." She paused, watching the node spark and reveal its true nature. "This case is a real basket case, if you catch my drift." 📐🔬

The node's destruction triggered a chain reaction. All across the Observatory, hidden infrastructure began to reveal itself—surveillance nodes woven into the very fabric of the course. Tee pads that monitored biometrics. Baskets that recorded every chain hit. Even the trees housed micro-transmitters, creating a web of control that extended far beyond anyone's imagination. The course wasn't just monitored—it was the monitoring system. 🌲🕸️

Glitch laughed, a sound like corrupted audio files finding harmony. "Beautiful," he breathed, watching his virus payloads spread through the exposed network. Each Glitch Runner's throw added another layer to the cascade, their chaotic tactics revealing order in the breakdown. Where Neon Shadows would have slipped through unnoticed, the Glitch Runners forced the system to show its hand. 💻🎨

On hole seven, Jonah pushed Pixel Rampage to its limits. The symbiont's origin—born from a corrupted advertising drone—gave it unique insight into corporate visual systems. It recognized patterns in the infrastructure, old marketing protocols repurposed for surveillance. His disc flew through a tunnel of chromatic distortion, each revolution exposing another hidden node, another layer of control. 🌈👁️

"Infrastructure mapping via disc trajectory," someone whispered. "They're using our own courses against us." The realization rippled through both factions. Every tournament, every casual round—all of it fed data to the mega-corp. Player habits, throwing styles, even emotional responses monitored and catalogued. The scope was staggering. 📊🎮

As the round progressed, the Glitch Runners' lead grew insurmountable. Their chaos wasn't random—it was surgical, designed to overload specific systems and expose specific truths. Even Hex had to admit their effectiveness. The careful infiltration of the Neon Shadows had its place, but sometimes you needed to kick down the door and see what scattered. 🚪💥

The final hole brought the ultimate revelation. As Jonah's disc sailed toward the basket, Pixel Rampage created one last massive holographic explosion. In that moment of pure sensory chaos, the entire corporate network became visible—a vast web stretching across the city, connecting every course, every player, every throw. The Observatory was just one node in a system that turned the entire sport into a surveillance apparatus. 🌃🔗

Glitch sank his final putt as warning sirens began to wail in the distance. Corporate security was mobilizing, but it was too late. The Glitch Runners had won more than a tournament—they'd torn the mask off the entire system. His artistic vision of chaos had revealed the rigid order hidden beneath, and that revelation would ripple through every future round. 🏆🚨

In the aftermath, as players scattered before corporate response teams arrived, Hex found herself standing next to Glitch. "Your methods are reckless," she said, but there was something like respect in her voice. "Also effective." The data they'd uncovered would take weeks to analyze, but one thing was clear: the enemy was bigger than either faction had imagined. 🤝📈

"Next time," Glitch said, his form already beginning to pixelate at the edges as he activated an escape protocol, "maybe we try a little bit of both. Your shadow, my light. Could be... beautiful." He vanished in a cascade of digital fragments, leaving Hex alone with the exposed truth of their world. ✨🌑

As she walked away from the compromised Observatory, Hex couldn't shake the feeling that they'd only scratched the surface. The corporate infrastructure ran deeper than the visible nodes—into the very foundation of their society. And somewhere in that vast network, a mole was still feeding information to their enemies. The game had changed, but the case was far from closed. 🕵️‍♀️🎭