Clothesline Chains

Clothesline Chains: A Tale of Triumph and Trees!

¡Ay, mis amigos! What a spectacular display of aerial artistry we witnessed at Art Dye, where the spirits of lucha libre and disc golf danced together once more! As your humble narrator, El Ángel Volador, I must tell you - the drama unfolding on these hallowed grounds would make even the most seasoned luchador's mask spin!

In our MP40 division, Kenneth Oetker delivered a performance that had me leaping from my announcing perch! His magnificent 1020-rated round of -10 soared higher than my most daring top-rope maneuver! Scott Belchak put up a valiant fight at -4, but even his graceful efforts couldn't match the maestro's masterpiece.

The MPO division! ¡Dios mío! Landon Adams channeled the spirit of El Halcón Dorado himself, swooping to victory with a brilliant -8 performance. The battle for second place saw Brady Spinti, Ethan Walker, and Owen Millet locked in a three-way dance at -3, each performing their own signature moves but none able to catch our high-flying champion.

Speaking of three-way battles, the MA1 division gave us a spectacular show of equilibrium! Bryant Adams, Spencer Livsey, and Logan Spittle all finished at -3, proving that sometimes even the most intense battles end in perfect harmony!

And what of our CTP contest? ¡Qué sorpresa! Scott Belchak claimed the $72 prize on Hole #1 with what I can only describe as a "técnico in trouble" shot - hitting the tree but somehow finding its way to glory! As we say in the ring, it's not about how many times you hit the ropes, but how you bounce back!

The mysterious Hole 9 proved to be our toughest adversary, playing as cruel as any rudo at +0.6 to par. Only the bravest warriors - Brady Spinti and Owen Millet - managed to tame this beast with birdies, showing the true spirit of the Técnicos Voladores!

As we soar toward our season's climax, my friends, the battle between good and evil intensifies. Will the Técnicos Voladores continue to demonstrate their aerial excellence, or will El Diablo Sucio's dark influence spread further across our beloved sport? Only time will tell, but remember - true champions soar above their doubts, just as our winners did today!