SECTION 1: NARRATIVE RECAP
HAR! Another fierce day of battle at Creekside, where the winds whispered secrets to those wise enough to listen! Your old friend Tormund witnessed a sight worthy of the ancient songs - a clash of titans in the MPO division that would make the First Men proud!
Fernando Cortez and Jared Fager danced with the wind like Free Folk warriors, both claiming the day's crown with mighty throws of -10. By the old gods and new, their precision would have made even the finest hunters beyond the Wall nod in respect! The way they read the wind - HAR! - reminded me of tracking snow bears in a blizzard!
In the MP40 ranks, Bob Lane proved he's got the wisdom of a seasoned ranger, carving up the course with a clean -8. The old blood runs strong in that one! Meanwhile, in MA40, Byron Haskan matched the spirit of our northern ancestors with a commanding -7, showing that age brings cunning to rival any young warrior's strength.
But let me tell you about the true surprise that would make even the Night's Watch stand at attention - EJ Orschel in MA3 matching that -7 score! Like a wildling scout finding paths where others see only wilderness, this one carved through the course with the precision of a master craftsman!
The winds tested our mettle today, much like the harsh winters beyond the Wall. Some rose to the challenge, while others learned the hard lessons the North always teaches. Ethan Wimmer proved himself worthy of the First Men's approval, claiming the CTP prize like a hunter claiming his quarry - $87.00 worth of glory!
Remember, you southern folks - Creekside is like the North itself: beautiful but unforgiving. Those who respect its challenges, like Chris Melhado with his solid -3 in MA1, find their way to glory. Those who don't... well, the course has ways of teaching humility, just as the wild lands taught me mine!
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